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I had a wedding dream a few nights ago! I had just been married to my girlfriend, but I couldn't make the ceremony as I was working, but we were still married anyway. I went to the local comic shop and found her flashing off her ring to a few friends. She was well happy, I was too but felt gutted that I missed out on the magic of attending my own wedding. Weirds.

I concur, 2 and Brotherhood took this to the sexy max. I think this tries too hard to fist the historical accuracy, when I (and probably most non-Americans) couldn't give a shit. It does take a long time to get going, one thing which always irked me was when I liberated a fortress. Killing people one by one, watching that lil hub map slowly decreasing in the number of red dots. Soon as it's liberated and the "good guys" come in. BOOM! Red dots everywhere of another army that would hunt your arse down should you push someone.

Still looks ugly. Can't wait for that bad boy to heat up on someone's wrist.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/samsung--smart-watch--kicks-off-this-year-s-big-tech-trend-135519070.html#8badNCV Looks fucking ugly.

Can I get a hell yeah? vote count?

You can get Pikmin 3 cheaper than that (£34 at Tesco)

Sorry to bump this up, but when you see New Super Mario Bros (Note: Not U) for £42 it goes beyond "supply and demand". That's just Nintendo being greedy fucks.

I the Jews endorsed circumcision because the power of Jesus is most potent in the foreskin region.

Nope. Watch is for time telling and cooking times. That is all. "You keep looking at your watch Johnson, do you have somewhere else to be? am I boring you?" "No sir, I'm just looking at my emails and texts discreetly, but I am rather bored."

I sell my pubes to companies who make scouring pads. Yes, my pubes are green.

True. Teepo is talking when he shouldn't.

I think I found your Floodmeadow Gentlemen. Had some awesome experience going but thought I'd get cocky with "one last fight" and got killed. So I left it and went to the Hollow as I was supposed to. But now that's done I'm gonna go back. Before I start the beatdown I thought I'd run through the place just to see what was on the other side, found the badass wandtail kitty who handed my arse to me (dynamite quick save there) and found myself in Nia Khera. On my way out of the inn I get Milla saying "I don't recognise any of the landmarks here, are we lost?" WE'RE IN THE FUCKING PLACE YOU GREW UP.

I could lose weight, but it's the fault of the fattening foods that they taste so fucking delicious.

What about the tiger bread with cheese on top?

My penis is staggering. One girl said it was "as thick as her wrist" which I thoroughly enjoyed. It has a habit of standing to attention at some of the most inapprpriate moments. But if I stick it directly up and tuck it under the waist line it soon devolves. I don't think I could handle the pressure of having an exposed blade so close to my rough balls. I give it the occasional trim but that's it.

You're getting better. Although I feel like I want to punch the Dad for being too clueless at times. Much better than the second one, which was terrible the moment it said "Oh she has a headache" I groaned as I knew it was gonna suck. Then the bit about going in his room - Ooh I wonder what was going to happen there. Was disappointed at the end though, I thought Dad was going to ring back against the background of things being thrown around etc saying that Mum had gone crazy. Instead we got a coma, felt like a cop out. Watch your voice as well. You keep it well when you're trying for "the lols" when introducing a new plot twist but you soon get too "Jamieson" towards the ends of sentences.

Awesome 3D effects.

Those lovely little N-Europe chat room raids was good honest trollin' no cyber bullying at all.

Loved the ending.

I explained why, he pissed me off. I was unsettled by his previous accusations in the face of full disclosure and decided to teach him a lesson. It got my lynched, true. But it was worth it!

You have enough Lego to build yourself a new car right?

I have been meaning to replay Vesperia, which I actually did start but put to one side as newer games were coming out, I think it was Tomb Raider or The Last of Us. I'll plug my 360 back in when this is done and get back to you.

We have a group on Facebook called the Pokémon TCG Trollfest. Where basically we all take the piss out of each other for misplays etc. I hope that noone would consider it "cyber bullying".

Vote: Magnus Peterson

I shan't deny. I didn't notice that