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Caught someone else stealing in the act. They really should get better security on these self serve checkouts (I spied this from a normal checkout). Saw one woman trying to weigh to different kinds of grapes at once, initially thought 'hmm, maybe she's too stupid to notice the difference in colour' (red/black grapes) Then noticed that she'd weighed them through as bananas. A shitload cheaper.

Bang me on the end of the list for a game. Have an idea and already have a few boomBASTIC powers lined up.

I dunno, I felt rather confident the Wii Mini was going to suck too. Not sure if I was right on that as I haven't heard anyone, anyone talk about it. I was just waiting for the news to hit Yahoo so I could notice it on the way to my emails.

Whoa, a whole 30 minutes extra playing a 3DS game... Best pre order NAAOW. The original 3DS didn't look that awkward to hold, but after a Cup in Mario Kart 7 you start getting pins and needles in your little/ring fingers. Taken from the ONM page. Bullshit has been bolded:

Those lovely rounded corners are on the wrong sides. I wonder if this will still give people lack of feeling in their hands due to extended playage.

I agree, Hatham was awesome. Read about his life here. The last chapter is about Connor. Very misleading cover.

I think you've pulled Oxigen.

THIS TAKING WAY TOO FUCKING LONG.

I had a wedding dream a few nights ago! I had just been married to my girlfriend, but I couldn't make the ceremony as I was working, but we were still married anyway. I went to the local comic shop and found her flashing off her ring to a few friends. She was well happy, I was too but felt gutted that I missed out on the magic of attending my own wedding. Weirds.

I concur, 2 and Brotherhood took this to the sexy max. I think this tries too hard to fist the historical accuracy, when I (and probably most non-Americans) couldn't give a shit. It does take a long time to get going, one thing which always irked me was when I liberated a fortress. Killing people one by one, watching that lil hub map slowly decreasing in the number of red dots. Soon as it's liberated and the "good guys" come in. BOOM! Red dots everywhere of another army that would hunt your arse down should you push someone.

Still looks ugly. Can't wait for that bad boy to heat up on someone's wrist.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/samsung--smart-watch--kicks-off-this-year-s-big-tech-trend-135519070.html#8badNCV Looks fucking ugly.

Can I get a hell yeah? vote count?

You can get Pikmin 3 cheaper than that (£34 at Tesco)

Sorry to bump this up, but when you see New Super Mario Bros (Note: Not U) for £42 it goes beyond "supply and demand". That's just Nintendo being greedy fucks.

I the Jews endorsed circumcision because the power of Jesus is most potent in the foreskin region.

Nope. Watch is for time telling and cooking times. That is all. "You keep looking at your watch Johnson, do you have somewhere else to be? am I boring you?" "No sir, I'm just looking at my emails and texts discreetly, but I am rather bored."

I sell my pubes to companies who make scouring pads. Yes, my pubes are green.

True. Teepo is talking when he shouldn't.

I think I found your Floodmeadow Gentlemen. Had some awesome experience going but thought I'd get cocky with "one last fight" and got killed. So I left it and went to the Hollow as I was supposed to. But now that's done I'm gonna go back. Before I start the beatdown I thought I'd run through the place just to see what was on the other side, found the badass wandtail kitty who handed my arse to me (dynamite quick save there) and found myself in Nia Khera. On my way out of the inn I get Milla saying "I don't recognise any of the landmarks here, are we lost?" WE'RE IN THE FUCKING PLACE YOU GREW UP.

I could lose weight, but it's the fault of the fattening foods that they taste so fucking delicious.

What about the tiger bread with cheese on top?

My penis is staggering. One girl said it was "as thick as her wrist" which I thoroughly enjoyed. It has a habit of standing to attention at some of the most inapprpriate moments. But if I stick it directly up and tuck it under the waist line it soon devolves. I don't think I could handle the pressure of having an exposed blade so close to my rough balls. I give it the occasional trim but that's it.

You're getting better. Although I feel like I want to punch the Dad for being too clueless at times. Much better than the second one, which was terrible the moment it said "Oh she has a headache" I groaned as I knew it was gonna suck. Then the bit about going in his room - Ooh I wonder what was going to happen there. Was disappointed at the end though, I thought Dad was going to ring back against the background of things being thrown around etc saying that Mum had gone crazy. Instead we got a coma, felt like a cop out. Watch your voice as well. You keep it well when you're trying for "the lols" when introducing a new plot twist but you soon get too "Jamieson" towards the ends of sentences.