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I don't know how people weren't getting it. The kid next to the thief kept saying how he keeps standing there with his back against the wall.

You lil' bitch... I make the New Year Resolution topics round here. I'm Jools Fucking Holland bitch! :'(

Just close the 3DS and let the villagers get to work whilst you sleep.

Got this for Christmas and enjoying it. I thought the sailing would be more exciting but it borders on Wind Waker tedium. And the battles are just so infuriating! I'm not sure why I'm an assassin though at the moment. Most people are drafted in due to some personal cause or something. But Edward has just stolen the clothes of an assassin, an assassin who was going to defect to the Templars as well. I've been picking up contracts to kill Templars since the beginning and I (Edward) doesn't even know who they are, just that they're after the Observatory, and that was after several Templar deaths. I am loving the low enemy detection though, in ACIII it was absurd, walk to close a guard and suddenly you're wanted for death.

How did the Daleks regain memory of the Doctor after Clara removed them in that Dalek Asylum thing? They mentioned something about taking some memory from that Mother Superior who didn't age's brain but I got the feeling they still knew a bit about him beforehand (plus I'm sure there have been Dalek episodes since the Asylum) And the cracks: I thought they were attributed to the Silence/Prisoner Zero/Something, not the Time Lords. Who have now been called out for the Doctor to say his name so they can break through into this universe, but when Clara gives her help speech they close the crack, open one motherfucking-big crack in space and spit out a fresh clip of regeneration bullets into the Doctor and then close the crack not to be seen again*? *Until the next series finale which will no doubt "tie up all the loose ends"

Depends on the size of the nail bitten. If I only get a little piece of nail I just grind it down.

I must have a nail rainforest in my stomach.

It's pretty much representative of everything as a kid. You get everything given, when you're an adult you gotta sort yourself out on your own.

You took that passage seriously? I thought he was trying to be funny, especially with his Mandela remark.

That's the downside of this "choose your order" dungeon approach. Although it sounds good in practice, it offers little in the sense of a difficulty curve. The only reason someone may find a dungeon harder than you was that they probably went for it first and you tackled it later. Weapons pimped out. Still don't know how to get into that bottom left room in the Dark Palace though. The tip Peeps mentioned didn't do anything/maybe he misunderstood my thing.

Different work get up today:

Mine wasn't a selfie, someone else took it :S

It couldn't possibly be worse than Jack and Jill.

This is what I wore to work today.

If it's anything like Samurai Warriors it will do, and hopefully you can switch between them at will look other games in the series. I think it would incredibly naive on their part to have just Link as a playable character. But I don't know how people aren't feeling the satisfaction factor. It'd be like the end part of Skyward Sword, scything your way through hordes of enemies.

Has it just gone out the bundle? Just had a quick look and couldn't see it included

BADADADADADDADAA FREEE DEEE ACKSHON ADADADDADADADADADAD NIN-TEN-DO-FREE-DEE-ESS!

Why must they end the Year of Weegee with this shit?!

It won't be that shit. Hoepfully. I loved Samurai Warriors Chronicles on the 3DS, if this is anything like that I shall be most pleased.

Rebuilt Noronde, talk about a disappointment. Yes, more way-too-fucking expensive equipment please.

I came across this just now on the look at my Yahoo news feed thingy: http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/mum-diary--why-i-ve-told-my-toddler-there-are-fish-in-his-radiator-153433498.html It got me thinking about when I have kids what "lies" I would use to explain things, and now trying to remember what Mummy and Daddy told me when I was younger. Anyone got any memories? Or for those who have kids, what fibs have you used to explain things?

The best cocktail you've seen?

Spoilt with money and all that jazz, yet decided to steal some beer. Baffling.

I love his lil face.