I usually find REALLY shit jokes funny..
1-Q. Why have Taliban woman been waxing their muff?
A. Because they hate Bush..
2-There were 2 eggs frying in a pan
one of the egss says to the other "gee its pretty hot in here"
The other one looks back and says
"OMG! a talking egg!"
3-A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
- 1 bar of soap
- 1 toothbrush
- 1 tube of toothpaste
- 1 loaf of bread
- 1 pint of milk
- 1 single serving of cereal
- 1 single frozen dinner
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles and says, "Single,huh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"
He says, "Because you're ugly"