ReZourceman Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 The Cheese Rap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nintendohnut Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Cory "Mr. Safety" Williams playing with his cat Sparta. Exceptionally cute! Check out Cory's, Cory's fiancée Stephanie's and Sparta's other videos. It is possible that your love for cats is a little too extreme to be called normal... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_jr Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I have always thought, and known that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 It is possible that your love for cats is a little too extreme to be called normal... :p Blasphemy! :p ... I know, it is probably a little extreme. But I can't help it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 full list of oldest recorded jokes: 1. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13) 2. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish (An abridged version first found in 1600 BC on the Westcar Papryus) 3. Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?! (1200 BC) 4. A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?" (Egyptian circa 1100 BC) 5. Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is nobody. When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: "Help, nobody is attacking me!" No one comes to help. (Homer. The Odyssey 800 BC) 6. Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age (Appears in Oedipus Tyrannus and first performed in 429 BC) 7. Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC) 8. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?" "No your Highness," he replied, "but my father was." (Credited to the Emporer Augustus 63 BC – 29 AD) 9. Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said "I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died." (Dated to the Philogelos 4th /5th Century AD) 10. Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: "In silence." (Collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover" the oldest extant jest book and compiled in the 4th/5th Century AD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 full list of oldest recorded jokes: 1. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13) 2. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish (An abridged version first found in 1600 BC on the Westcar Papryus) 3. Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?! (1200 BC) 4. A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?" (Egyptian circa 1100 BC) 5. Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is nobody. When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: "Help, nobody is attacking me!" No one comes to help. (Homer. The Odyssey 800 BC) 6. Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age (Appears in Oedipus Tyrannus and first performed in 429 BC) 7. Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC) 8. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?" "No your Highness," he replied, "but my father was." (Credited to the Emporer Augustus 63 BC – 29 AD) 9. Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said "I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died." (Dated to the Philogelos 4th /5th Century AD) 10. Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: "In silence." (Collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover" the oldest extant jest book and compiled in the 4th/5th Century AD) fantastic! quiet touching that somthing like a joke can reach across the millenia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Waaaaaaflllllllles! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451490 Do YOU have a waffle? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 That teaser reminds me of Gabbo, Gabbo! GABBO! Anyway, I'm curious to see Balls ep 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Stupid fun with SC4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 More from my favourite YouTuber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Japanese TV show (Josou Paradise) Boys turn into girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 ^ That's so weird. It's exactly the sort of thing you'd see on Japanese telly. I can't believe it! At one point a teacher pops up, and his surname is Kimura! Give him some glasses and he'd almost be a doppelganger for his anime namesake... That teacher must like high-school girls, but he'll probably settle for a lad dressed up as a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 From the makers of Dr Tran: The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 From the makers of Dr Tran: The Furious Little Cinnamon Bun O_O' 'S all I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Got 10 mins to kill? watch this... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452247 starts off slow for the first minute but it's kinda lol after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Got 10 mins to kill? watch this... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452247 starts off slow for the first minute but it's kinda lol after that... The guy who came up with that has a wicked imagination! XD (Be that in the positive or negative way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I laughed so much, Paris Hilton is so funny in this. Or am I the only one thinking this? Brilliant response to John McCain. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Man, I've found so many awesome animations on newgrounds over the last few days. I think I've found the funniest thing on the internet, and then I find something even funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tales Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 They are starting the first tests of the projects in Geneve tomorrow. The purpose it to discover new particles, one of them being the one that creates gravity. Not everyone is happy about the project. Some scientists believe that the black holes the experiment may create will grow larger and larger and in the end swallow earth. Here's a video of how they think it will happen. Article by the Economist: http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=11837478 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 LMFAO. This is supremely awesome and win Also posted in WEWY thread but about 4 people go in there :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Japanese TV show (Josou Paradise)Boys turn into girls. Never has General Ackbar been so right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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