david.dakota Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Surprise!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCK Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Hi, I'm looking for beautiful women. Are you interested?" (For what?) "I'm giving out drinks. What would you like?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaq365 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Are you in the mood for...date rape?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Im a level 42 sex dungeon master" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Hi i´m a lvl 17 wizard and own a horse worth 500 gold in D&D. I know you want to go out with me haha this wins:santa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I put on my robe and wizzards hat...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I put on my robe and wizzards hat...... I take mine off :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dieter Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I take mine off :p You fail at recognising a good bloodninja quote :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario114 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Hi i´m a lvl 17 wizard and own a horse worth 500 gold in D&D. I know you want to go out with me Girls nowadays are only intrested in those above lv 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigced Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i find dribbling works........no need for words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninty 182 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Best pickup line... Hmm, the first thing is, that they never work and the girl always hates you for being such a tacky bastard. So the best pick up would probably be talking like a normal person, and not an idiot. er...WRONG The best way is to lie about yourself constantly and pretend you can do a bunch of things that you can't really. Oh and try to sound smart and funny whilst doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I recommend you do the following: *Moondance into the room, show the girl your penis, moondance back out of the room* Works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Boo Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 here's one for the record "I may not be Fred Flintstone but i can sure make your bed rock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiemetriX Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 "Hi. I'm sorry. I'm not very good with pick-up lines; But I'm great in bed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaq365 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 A girl used a pick up line about orange juice on me that I can't quite remember - it was certainly unique. Then she brought me to her flat and took advantage of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Terrible but.... The word of the day is "Legs"... Let's go back to my place and spread teh word! =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I attempted the polar bear one to a polish girl at work. She didn't have a clue what I was on about since they cant understand the word humour and take everything waaaaaay to seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygo Ape Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Okay, ill post one that works pretty well, then a really stupid one that i might say if im totally slashed. Buy a girly drink and ask for two straws, put both straws in the bottle and take it over to her. Tell her she left this at the bar, and that you wouldnt mind sharing it as a reward for "rescuing" her drink (nod towards the straws, sexy smile maybe? dependant on how confident/drunk you are) If she digs it, then you dont really have to talk much, just get nice and close and stare into the eyes as you drink, trying to suss out what to say to her aterwards lol. Alternatively: Hey baby, dont you wanna see me rock out with my cock out? Because im gonna hang out with my wang out and i know you want some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 "Is heaven missing an Angel, 'cause you got nice cans" "My 2 favourite things are commitment, and changing myself" "Does that dummy have a brother?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePigMarcher Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 My old favourite was 'do you want to spend the night on my boat ?'. If she understood cockney the above would result in either a slap round the face or a right result. If she didn't understand cockney and was a gold-digger , then she would be faced with massive disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Heres a good one. "I'm sorry I choped of your boyfriends arm ,do you need a hug?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 "Errr.. yeah hi""What do you want?" "N-n-nothing..." *walks away* That so reminds me of a fight I almost started on the pitch once. This guy was acting hard and flyin in with fouls and shit. So I was marking him for a corner and he shoves me. So I shout to the ref and he just shoves me and says "shut up, what you gonna do about it?". So I lose my temper, turn round to him and (we were in the six yard box) shoves him to the penalty spot and scream "what you gonna do about it?". To which he replies "n-n-nothing". So I say "well shut the fuck up then". so he replies "dont want to" Moving on swiftly... I just walk up behind her, lean in towards her ear an scream "I WANNA LICK YOUR BIG HAIRY NIPPLES BITCH!!!" Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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