Posted July 6, 2006 Shamelessly nicked from another forum , so it may already be old. Sainsbury's flavoured condoms ~ making life taste better Tesco's condoms ~ every little helps Nike condoms ~ just do it Peugeot condoms ~ the ride of your life New galaxy textured condoms ~ why have rubber when you can have silk? KFC condoms ~ they're finger licking good Safeway's condoms ~ lightening the load Abbey National condoms ~ because life is complicated enough Coca-cola condoms ~ the real thing Duracell condoms ~ you can just keep going and going Pringles condoms ~ once u pop u cant stop Burger King ~ home off the whopper Flash condoms ~ just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work, so you dont have to Halfords condoms ~ we go the extra mile Royal mail condoms ~ i saw this and thought of us Andrex condoms ~ soft strong and very long Renault condoms ~ size really does matter! Ronseal condoms ~ does exactly what it says on the packet Domestos condoms ~ gets rite under the rim!! Carlsberg condoms ~ probably the best condom in the world AA condoms ~ you always have AA friend Pepperami condoms ~ its a bit of an animal Polo condoms ~ the condom with the hole (very poor seller) Halifax condoms ~ who gives you extra? charmin condoms ~ break the habbit (and use protection) Tellietubbie condoms ~ again again!!! Cadburys condoms ~ give into your happiness Kumala condoms ~ perfect together Red Bull condoms ~ gives u wings Cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms ~ how do u eat yours? Sure crystal condoms ~ unbeatable against white marks UGC cinema condoms ~ coming soon Lynx condoms ~ because you never know when Treseme condoms ~ used by professionals Gillete condoms ~ the best a man can get Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Nintendo condoms - It's good to touch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Sony Condom's- The Permeable Condom!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Fucking hell.. it's been a long time since I've seen this. I still have it in an email I recieved many eons ago. Let us check the date! Sun, 03 Feb 2002 20:10:12 Jesus wept... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Sun, 03 Feb 2002 20:10:12Jesus wept... Must be time to clear out that inbox. It would seem that MK is only about 4 and a half years behind the rest of the country. I except to pick up my Wii in the Summer of 2011. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Haha, i just thinking about this today, weird or what. Though you forgot to explain that it was "if these companies made condoms, the'd already have the perdfect slogans"....just for the few people who didn't know what it was about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Must be time to clear out that inbox. Well. It's in my "stuff" folder. With other silly crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Alton towers made promotional condoms and handed them out when they opened Oblivion, they had "don't look down" printed on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Sony Condom's- The Permeable Condom!! "Attack weak spot for massive damage", surely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 "It's Ridge Racer! RIIIDDGGE RACER!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 I think someone had way too much time on their hands. =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Nintendo Condoms - Protecting 24/7 Nintendo DS condoms - Touching is Good Nintendo DS Lire condoms - Open up and play Wii Condons - Wii play together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 Nintendo Condoms - Now you'r fucking with power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 6, 2006 WHy do u guys have to spoil it with Nintendo ones, that just arent even worth a chuckle DONT BE A WEANUS PROTECT YOUR PENIS Well, the nintendo ones where the slogan already exists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 7, 2006 Maybe I've just been living in a hole, but I hadn't seen this before now. Very good indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 7, 2006 And how could you forget our friend johnny.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 7, 2006 Pot noodle Condoms - Fuel of Sex...isn't it Peugeot 207 condoms - your on camera 300 times+ a day give us something to watch cillit bang condoms - BANG! and the sex is gone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 8, 2006 And I thought this was going to be a classic thread about buying condoms. Blast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 8, 2006 hate buying condoms from..well anywhere the shop assistant always gives me a funny look Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 8, 2006 Lord of the Rings - One rim to rule them all.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 8, 2006 DONT BE SILLY COVER YOUR WILLY! ok i will shutup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 8, 2006 I thought this was going to be a debate about the best condoms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 8, 2006 Good one with Cillit Bang, "BANG! and the Jiz is gone!" is the better slogan IMO. Condom Life Story. I know retro-lover, that sounds alot more Interesting. I've been stuck with "Extra Safe" for a while now, I was wondering if theres any better options. Im afraid to try Featherlight after a friend had one split although they sound the most apealing. How about you guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
