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I've made a couple of changes in the last 8 months -

BEFORE: [ATTACH]445[/ATTACH] AFTER:[ATTACH]444[/ATTACH]

Muchoo more sexy, non?

 

You look like a terrorist, and that's weird because it's coming from me. :shock:

 

Have you seen this man?

 

He is wanted on charges of being ILLEGALLY dangerously sexy.

 

Eyewitness testimonies have placed him in several stores attempting to buy real velure bathrobes. Worringly, all the witnesses are male, as it seems any female who actually comes in contact with him will faint immediately, and any women who catch a glimpse of him go positively weak at the knees.

 

We recommend people do not try to intercept this man. His overwhelming sexyness has been known to positively take peoples breath away. His effect is mainly on the female population but when you come to people like this...well you never know, effects on males can range from attraction and sheer confusion to extreme feelings of inadequancy and uglyness.

 

ONCE AGAIN, if you see this man DO NOT try to stop him.

We have set up a hotline for this case alone, so if you see him please call:

1-800-TOO-SEXY.

 

Thanks for your time citizens!

 

Don't take this warning lightly people! A policewoman recognised and attempted to arrest the suspect... currently she's in rehab, but they say she may never recover from the extreme emotional and psychological damage.

 

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I've made a couple of changes in the last 8 months -

BEFORE: [ATTACH]445[/ATTACH] AFTER:[ATTACH]444[/ATTACH]

Muchoo more sexy, non?

 

 

 

if you put on a funny black hat and black clothes you'd look like a yid o_O

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All I see is an 11 year old half closing his eyes.:p

 

You're being generous, looks like an eight year old to me.

 

OH GOD< i saw that exact dude at morrisons today, like HUNDREDS OF EM

 

You should try the Somerfield up the road, they don't get non jewish customers.

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You're being generous, looks like an eight year old to me.

 

Jim once told me that in the early days of C-E they used to ban anyone 13 or younger....


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