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50 shades premièred tonight in The Netherlands. I didn't realise it beforehand, since I don't care for the film at all, but I should have bought a ticket. Sitting between hundreds of horny women. Missed opportunity.

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50 shades premièred tonight in The Netherlands. I didn't realise it beforehand, since I don't care for the film at all, but I should have bought a ticket. Sitting between hundreds of horny women. Missed opportunity.

 

Fuck that. Sat in a group of sex starved, middle age women, literally stewing in their own juices. It's going to be so humid in there that they may as well change their billboards to "Gorillas in the Mist".

 

I will be avoiding cinemas for a few months to give the seats chance to air out.

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