MoogleViper Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Ok so this isn't the normal masturbation thread, in fact quite the opposite. I've decided to see how long I can go without masturbating. I was wondering if anyone here would like to give it a go as well. We could see who can go the longest. (Obviously we can't prove whether somebody has or hasn't so we'll just have to rely on honesty.) Who's with me?
ReZourceman Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Ok... ... .. . *edit* nevermind... Fucker, stole the joke I was gonna do. Why would anyone want to give up masturbation. Apart from the classic epic-first-wank-after-not-wanking-for-a-while-wank.
MoogleViper Posted June 11, 2010 Author Posted June 11, 2010 2 weeks, at most. I've been longer than that before. Why would anyone want to give up masturbation. Just want to test my willpower really.
MoogleViper Posted June 11, 2010 Author Posted June 11, 2010 Well I can honestly say that you're all a bunch of wankers.
S.C.G Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Fucker, stole the joke I was gonna do. Well, y'know... great minds and all that dewd. ------------------------------------------ Btw, you do all realise that if *Coolness decides to take on this 'challenge' he'll win hands down - no pun intended - unless he has finally sucumed too. *Just remembering from the last masturbation thread where I'm sure he revealed that he'd never masturbated before, btw no disrespect Coolness, quite the opposite! I don't know you do it! or rather 'don't'.
ReZourceman Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Going a day without wanking would be a monumental achievement for me, personally.
Emerald Emblem Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 I didn't realize so many guys seemed to do it. Right on Coolness!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 As fascinating a test of willpower this may be, I think I'll just let the challenge pass. With the amount of sexual frustration I experience, I'm afraid I might explode if I go for too long without releasing the pressure.
Eenuh Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Is it just me or do we have a thread like this at least once every year? Plus if it was a contest, Coolness would win anyway. Or me. =P
or else you will DIE Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 can we please not talk about this disgusting act as this forum is for children and the elderly alike and we do not WISH TO READ about such garBItch thank you in the name of love
Emerald Emblem Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) Is it just me or do we have a thread like this at least once every year? Plus if it was a contest, Coolness would win anyway. Or me. =P Don't forget me. 20 years and um...However many days it's been since my birthday and my record of this topic is still clean. Edited June 11, 2010 by Emerald Emblem
Ashley Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Is it just me or do we have a thread like this at least once every year? Plus if it was a contest, Coolness would win anyway. Or me. =P Not only that but we've also had this very challenge before. You'll are more obsessed with masturbation than Kinsey.
Shino Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Is it just me or do we have a thread like this at least once every year? Plus if it was a contest, Coolness would win anyway. Or me. =P It's not you, it IS every damn year. I would take up the challenge if someone else did it for me, or I had the libido of an ice cube. Don't forget me. 20 years and um...However many days it's been since my birthday and my record of this topic is still clean. Jesus, why haven't even tried it?
James Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 This IS turning into the masturbation. arguments will begin of why don't you!!! Once you try it you'll never go back :p
Wesley Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 I'm with Daft along the line of what's the point, etc. Why don't you test your will power by not blinking. If you go more than 5 hours with that everyone would be far more impressed.
killer kirby Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Holy shit, talk about a thread appearing at the right time, I met up with a friend of mine who is built like a tank. Basically I asked him what funny ways went though when getting to where to where he is now. He said one time he didn't go for a week, then he watch a porno for an hour and right after hit the weights, he said he never lifted as many as he did on that day
Coolness Bears Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 I'm afraid I just lost. DAMN YOU SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2! :p ...just kidding. Don't forget me. 20 years and um...However many days it's been since my birthday and my record of this topic is still clean. Aww, no Emerald Emblem you beat me by a year, stupid youthfulness bears. I should still win for being SPICIER, lets be honest. Looking at your MAL you've watched a lot of the same anime as me. I think the main thing is that I find Nudity hilarious.
Botelogglo Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 this is good for you, 2-3 times per week..............
chairdriver Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Incidentally I was going to post something in the sexuality thread, but I might as well say it here: The only other gay guy in my year at college (apart from the creepy/rapey PPE guy who I see at clubs all the time, who's asked me not to out him to anyone) keeps making really inappropriate anal sex/ anal masturbation jokes and comments. There just seems something wrong about discussing dildos over lunch. And for some reason the fact he's so flambouyant/camp takes away any sexiness from the whole affair.
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