Zell Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can look it in the eyes while you jack off. Is black humour allowed?
ipaul Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 I'm finding alot of those rather funny when thinking of peoples reactions if i told them. I approve (although that last one went a bit too far even for me)
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Is black humour allowed? These are just jokes... it's got to be. Let's test it: When in Africa, in the middle of the road, how can you tell whether it was a dog or a black guy who got run over? If it indeed was a dog, there will be tire tracks a few feet behind.
MoogleViper Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 When in Africa, in the middle of the road, how can you tell whether it was a dog or a black guy who got run over? If it indeed was a dog, there will be tire tracks a few feet behind. I don't get it.
Eddage Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 I think he's saying if it was a dog there would be skid marks because the driver was trying to stop, however if it was a black guy then the driver made no effort to stop?! Not sure though...
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 I think he's saying if it was a dog there would be skid marks because the driver was trying to stop, however if it was a black guy then the driver made no effort to stop?! Not sure though... Precisely! ^^ (take in mind, I'm just joking... I like black people, they're funky. : peace: )
MoogleViper Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Oh right. I personally don't think that there is anything wrong with black jokes. At least make them funny and tasteful though. The same goes for homosexual, men, women jokes etc.
Zell Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Okaly dokaly. What's long, black and smells? the poverty line
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 No more racist jokes. Why not? It's not like we're racist... it's just good clean fun. Pretty please?
MoogleViper Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 No more racist jokes. Come on. Jokes are about taking the piss out of someone. It's not like all of the jokes are about black people.
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 If there are going to be jokes in this thread, they have to be fairly clean and must not be offensive. Common sense really. Just think before you post, its all I ask.
MoogleViper Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 If there are going to be jokes in this thread, they have to be fairly clean and must not be offensive. Common sense really. Just think before you post, its all I ask. Yeah ok. That's reasonable.
MoogleViper Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Three blonde women are stranded on a desert island. One day they come across a magic lamp. A genie comes out and says, "I will grant you one wish each." So the first blonde says, "I'd like to be smarter." So the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam across to safety. The second blonde said, "I'd like to be smarter than her." So the genie clicked his fingers and turned the blond into a red head. Then she built a raft and sailed across to safety. The third Blonde said, "I'd like to be smarter than both of them put together." So the genie turned her into a man and he walked across the bridge.
Zell Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 Three blonde women are stranded on a desert island. One day they come across a magic lamp. A genie comes out and says, "I will grant you one wish each." So the first blonde says, "I'd like to be smarter." So the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam across to safety. The second blonde said, "I'd like to be smarter than her." So the genie clicked his fingers and turned the blond into a red head. Then she built a raft and sailed across to safety. The third Blonde said, "I'd like to be smarter than both of them put together." So the genie turned her into a man and he walked across the bridge. It's funny because it's true.
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 What's the worst thing about fucking a bald pussy? Putting the nappy back on. What's worse than finding 10 dead babies in a bin liner? Finding 1 dead baby in 10 bin liners! A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately. When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum." The girl replies: "It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis". A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out. This man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?" The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff. The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girls parents mangled in the rocks below. The man turns round and undoing his flies says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day"!!!
Blackfox Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 This thread has some golden jokes. Keep them up. Except oxygen_waste, yours are just...wrong. And shit.
weeyellowbloke Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "so how do we drive this thing".
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 This thread has some golden jokes. Keep them up. Except oxygen_waste, yours are just...wrong. And shit. Oxygen_Waste was taken, I had to become "Oxigen". (but hey... can you argue that the name doesn't fit me?) I like mine.
demonmike04 Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Heh, the dead baby jokes are so wrong, but I found this one funny as a Teacher got hated by a few girls for saying it in Child Development class. Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage. Kudo's to the teacher. Took balls.
Charlie Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 This thread has some golden jokes. Keep them up. Except oxygen_waste, yours are just...wrong. And shit. I don't think I've even raised a smile at any of his so-called jokes.
Ninty 182 Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 This thread has some golden jokes. Keep them up. Except oxygen_waste, yours are just...wrong. And shit. C'mon each to their own
The3rdChildren Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Not sure if this has been posted or not but it's always been one of my all-time favourites. Let us take a moment to appreciate this golden piece of comedy. What's the hardest part on the cabbage? THE WHEELCHAIR. Bud-dum-dum-dum-cshing!
Garden_Pigeon Posted February 3, 2007 Posted February 3, 2007 Sadam tells his son to go and get some food from the Chippy, so his son goes out to get food. 2 weeks later he comes back with the food held in his gown, Sadam goes "Where have you been?!" and he says "There was no Baghdad..." TA-DAAAA!
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