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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GREETINGS STRANGER

Stranger: hey

You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

You: WHAT YA BUYING?

Stranger: what

You: COME BACK ANYTIME

Stranger: you are strange^^

You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE

Stranger: what

You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it! That is epic! lol

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Not as fun as I thought it would be but at least I managed to get a geeky reference (spot it and win...nothing) in there:

 

You: hi

Stranger: Hi there. We're having some nice weather at the moment?

Stranger: There is an animal's organ of the moment.

You: its okay

Stranger: Gonna be okay.

You: where did this organ come from?

Stranger: From the future.

Stranger: The arm is a word formed from the future.

You: nifty

Stranger: Just like a chick in the bush.

Stranger: Nice to meet you in the bush.

You: ahh i miss being 15

Stranger: Im a stranger.

You: yes, yes you are

Stranger: You are the one asking all the judges i've had the misfortune to meet you.

Stranger: To be upset about what you are a silly billy who shouldn't be here at all.

You: where should I be?

Stranger: What should i be?

Stranger: I like to tell it like it used to be.

You: bit backward then are we?

Stranger: What are you an idiot, but you are the one that we can't trust?

You: i am both an idiot and untrustworthy

Stranger: That is a member of an idiot it's not funny.

You: congratulations on finding that out, have a small child as a reward

Stranger: That is a small marsupial peculiar to australasia.

You: so's your face

Stranger: I like that.

You: you're the only one that does

Stranger: That is a tree native to australia where it is the one that's on his heart.

You: and what is this tree's favourite colour?

Stranger: What colour of socks do i say what a great ancient greek philosopher.

You: overrated if you ask me

Stranger: If you want to think that i love you.

You: lets have babies!

Stranger: I have no idea what you do have.

You: i have a hat

Stranger: Ok mr/ms. Robot. Do you have a hat.

You: several

Stranger: I'll get him hot, show him what i've got.

You: awesome

Stranger: You are awesome.

Stranger: This is awesome.

You: devon?

Stranger: You are awesome.

You: right back at you buddy

Stranger: You said it, buddy!

You: can we hug but linger on it for a bit too long?

Stranger: I said it.

Stranger: Because it is a tree native to australia where it is the principal extensor of the large intestine, terminating at the centre of the alimentary canal is the process of getting rid of unwanted substances from it.

Stranger: The alimentary canal.

You: lol 'canal' is 'anal' with a 'c' at the start!

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Posted (edited)

You: helo

Stranger: heyy

You: my name is Jeremy Clarkson

You: you may of heard of me

Stranger: im jessica sasser

Stranger: havnt

You: no, not even top gear which i present taking the mick out of hamster and captain slow

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: bye jeremy :)

You: u havn't heard of me

Stranger: no

You: and on that bomb shell

 

 

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You: Jeremy Clarkson here

Stranger: sonia abrao here

You: and what country are you from

Stranger: sorry my english is horrible

You: country??

Stranger: i am live in brazil

You: brazil the country with more drug dealers per capita than decent cars

Stranger: drugs i like!

Stranger: many many many

You: are you a dealer

Stranger: i like a pot

Stranger: no cocaine i dont like cocaine

Stranger: only natural

Stranger: you like a pot ?

You: bit of the pot ey, the good stuff

Stranger: i like pot beer and pussy

You: i like cars with women drapped on them

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Edited by Jimbob
Posted

I just had an awesome conversation. :grin:

 

Stranger: you remind me of the babe

You: what babe?

Stranger: the babe with the power

You: What power?

Stranger: the power of hoodo

You: Who do?

Stranger: you do!

You: do what?

Stranger: remind me of the babe!

Posted

This one gets weird, a little too weird if u ask me. Read if u want

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEYYYYYY

You: can you put me onto the dealer please

Stranger: OK

Stranger: WAT DOSE THAT EVEN MEAN

You: my name is john conner

Stranger: HEYYYY

Stranger: IM EMILY

Stranger: I GOT TOE RING

Stranger: ITS PRETTY

You: i am leader of the resistance

Stranger: WAT DOSE THAT MEAN

Stranger: DO U LIKE MAKE UP

You: i like lots of things

Stranger: DO U THINK IM PRETTY

You: i don';t know i aint seen no pic

You: msn?

Stranger: WAT IS THAT

You: messenger

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I FEEL WEIRD IN MY PANTIES

You: do u now

Stranger: YES

Stranger: DO YOU?

You: how weird

Stranger: IT FEELS FUNNY

You: really, i feel fine

Stranger: HEHE OK

Stranger: SITS ON UR LAP

You: thanks

You: shall return the favor soon

Stranger: HOLDS UR HAND AND PUTS IT ON MY PANTY

You: pleasure

Stranger: I WONT GIVE UR HAND BACK HOLDS IT BETWEEN MY LEGS

You: i got a spare, keep it

Stranger: OK

Stranger: DO U LIKE MY BOOBS

Stranger: THEY R REAL

You: wot size

Stranger: B

You: ah, nice

Stranger: TOUCH IT

You: with spare

You: place it on to

You: nice

Stranger: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN

You: just sayin nice feel

Stranger: TOUCH ME

You: i am

You: my hands are with you

Stranger: TOUCH ME TILL I FEEL GOOD

You: tell me when u feel good

Stranger: PUT UR FINGUR IN MY PANTY

You: with wot hand, ah i see

You: ok

Stranger: DO U AWE IT

You: i'm aweing

Stranger: PUT UR PEE IN ME

You: my pee..........

Stranger: YES

You: u do it, my hands are busy

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: OK

Stranger: GETS ON TOP OF U AND PULLS UR PANTS DOWN AND SITS ON UR PEPE

You: arn't u already there

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Posted

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: my pênis have 26X11 cm,do yu like?

You: no

You: too small

Stranger: man or woan?

You: woan

Stranger: *woamn?

You: yes woamn

Stranger: from?

You: albania

Stranger: likes big dick?

You: where you?

Stranger: Brazil

You: i fucking knew it

Stranger: how are yu?

You: everyone on here is from brazil

You: i'm a guy btw

You: not a woman who craves big dick

You: what do you say to these shocking revelations?

You: oh, and i'm not albanian

Stranger: ...?

You: i bet you have a really tiny dick

You: bye

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Posted (edited)
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GREETINGS STRANGER

Stranger: hey

You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

You: WHAT YA BUYING?

Stranger: what

You: COME BACK ANYTIME

Stranger: you are strange^^

You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE

Stranger: what

You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING?

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LOL!!! I can't stop laughing at this, brilliant! I wanted to try it though.

 

And my convo was a bit boring, I was trying something normal for my first go...

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi there fellow stranger

Stranger: hi

You: so, yeah, where you from?

Stranger: Brasil

Stranger: and you?

You: England

You: where'd you hear about omegle anyway

 

 

Ok, my second attempt = fail.

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yooooo!!!

Stranger: Hi!

You: leik omfg!!

You: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Edited by CoolFunkMan
Posted

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heeeeeeeey

Stranger: hey

You: whoa, you're the first person i've spoken to in a long time

Stranger: long time? just hey?

You: a very long time, you don't ever speak to anyone in solitary confinement

You: thats what you get for-a killing a man

You: life is cruel

Stranger: f*ck :o

You: i'm just-a glad to be on the outside

You: breathe the free man's air

Stranger: air is fine

Stranger: how old r u?

You: i cant get enough of it. I've been-a walking around all day just taking it in

You: i'm 49

You: been locked up since i was-a 20

Stranger: hm. where are u from?

You: i was born in houston

You: what about you, son?

Stranger: I'm brazilian

You: hello to you there, brother

You: can i give you some advice?

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: yeah

You: never kill a man

You: you'll-a regret it for the rest-a your days

Stranger: oh, ok..

You: you get double time if the guy you kill is from south america

You: where did you-a say you were from again?

Stranger: really?

You: yeah, especially for cold murder

Stranger: brazil.

You: brazil, huh...

You: do you keep any axes in your house?

Stranger: I will never kill a man...

Stranger: I love the peace and the love :D

Stranger: No.

You: thats ok then

You: how about knives, you know those really sharp ones, you got-a any of those?

Stranger: can we talk about something happy?

You: sorry, son. Once you kill, you gotta keep killing to survive

You: life is cruel, especially if the man you kill was Brazilian

Stranger: No, you can be another person, now :D

You: its-a too late for me, jose.

You: im'a gone

Stranger: no...

Stranger: you will be a good man, now :D

You: i can't! its too far! prison changes a man

Stranger: so, you're going?

You: i'm-a loser than an alabama turkey

Stranger: Well... Find a woman...

You: i've been shitting razor blades for the last 10 years

Stranger: razor blades?

You: yeah

You: razor blades

Stranger: i don't understand it

You: it hurts to sit

You: it hurts to shit!

You: they really a-hurt me in there

You: you gotta promise me, jose, that you wont do this to yourself

Stranger: i promise...

You: you gotta say it-a like-a you mean it, Jose. I need you to promise harder!

Stranger: but, what is razor blades?

You: sharp things you use-a to shave your face

Stranger: i promise that i never will kill nobody

Stranger: aaah

You: you need to raise your hand and swear, jose.

You: Dont do this to yourself!

You: once you kill a brazilian, you never go back.

Stranger: i swear to you, stranger

You: stranger...now i aint heard that-a name in 15 years

 

 

There was a bit more, but it got boring. I've been in role for the last...hour!

Posted
I can't say anything wierd or retarded, because I end up laughing so hard and then feeling really harsh. Damn it!

 

Aww I'm having a weirdly awesome time. here is a quick friends one for you:

 

Stranger: hi

You: would you like a wicked wango card?

Stranger: no

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Also:

 

Stranger: what is your opinion on gay marriage?

You: I say we should definately do it

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The short ones are my faves otherwise I've got weird conversations about the existence of a Lolrus and shown the man the true light and A conversation with God with me as Jesus also one where I almost convinced a so called lesbian to marry me! :D

Posted

I'm already addicted to this. A bit boring, but the person's leaving comment made me lol:

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello!

You: 'sup

Stranger: Not too much! Just waiting to get out of work!

Stranger: How about you!?

You: work sucks

Stranger: Yeah, but its a nice way to make money

You: i'm just chilling, listening to music, usual

Stranger: What are you listening to?

You: money = good

Stranger: It certainly is

You: at the moment, Trivium's cover of Master of Puppets

Stranger: Oh. Are you a fan of the Metallica version? Or just Trivium?

You: i like 'em both tbh

You: not a huge fan, but they're still good

Stranger: Gotcha

Stranger: Well, be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

 

Posted
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GREETINGS STRANGER

Stranger: hey

You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

You: WHAT YA BUYING?

Stranger: what

You: COME BACK ANYTIME

Stranger: you are strange^^

You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE

Stranger: what

You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING?

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or send us feedback.

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: sup

Stranger: do you like men?

You: yes.

You: and sometimes women.

You: mainly squirrels though.

Stranger: i like dressing like a woman

You: ROKHED?!!!

You: is it really you?!

 

Best two on here so far I think. I'm going to have to try this.

Posted (edited)

Stranger: Hi I'm French how are you?

You: I HATE FRENCH PEOPLE

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A funny convo I had was with some person which started out with asl. Me stating I was 13/f/Japan. Then telling them my name; Saaya Irire. Google it. She might be legal now but if you look a the pictures keep what I said for asl in mind.

 

CoolFunkMan: That was probably me. I saw that earlier this morning and had to save it in a notepad file.

Edited by Pantsu Man!
Posted (edited)

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi there

You: last film u watched?

Stranger: into the wil

Stranger: d

You: last tv show ui watched?

Stranger: lost

You: last book?

Stranger: naked lunch

You: last time u had sex?

Stranger: last month

You: :o

Stranger: why

You: last time u had a nice meal?

Stranger: last meal

You: ok does ur name begin with a 'D'?

Stranger: no

You: Damn! this never works

Stranger: close

You: ohhh

You: F?

Stranger: no

You: Ok but u r a female right?

Stranger: no

You: a 32 yr old male?

Stranger: no

Stranger: youre good at this

You: lol i suck

You: it's Derren Brown btw - trying some new stuff for my new channel 4 show

You: thanks for participating!

Stranger: oh hi derren

Stranger: fag

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: helloooooooooooooo and welcome to the game

Stranger: Hi Silvio

You: correctly answer 5 questions and win £2.50 :D

Stranger: You can start

You: what is the capital of scotland?

Stranger: Ahn

You: the clock is ticking....

Stranger: the capital of Scotland is

You: tick...

Stranger: Edinburgh

Stranger: yes man?

You: CORRECT!!! 1/5

Stranger: Oh mother

You: Question no.2 coming right up after this short commerical break

Stranger: ok

You: ....dum....di dim...di dum......*twiddles thumbs*......

You: and.....WELCOME BACK!

You: Question 2....

Stranger: Oh Yeah

You: Who is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?

You: I have to hurry you....

You: 10

You: 9

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

Stranger: Oliver Cromwell

You: 4

You: INCORRECT!

Stranger: oh shit

You: One more guess....

You: or you're out....

You: 3....

You: 2....

You: 1....

Stranger: Gordon Brown ...

You: CORRECT!!!!

You: You sir, are a genius!

Stranger: Perfect

You: May I ask, where you are from before Question 3?

Stranger: yes

You: and whee would that be sir?

Stranger: I am from Argentina!

You: a wonderful place! even tho I have never visted it - if u win the prize, I may have to pop over to your new villa :)

You: Anywhoo...Question 3

Stranger: yes

You: Name me a country beggining with the letter 'T'

You: The audience is getting very excited....

Stranger: Trinidad Tobago

You: Let's just check the Atlas....

You: CORRECT!

You: Oh my this is SO exciting

Stranger: oh

You: The highlight of my day, no LIFE!!! IF you win sir!

You: Question 4....in which year did the Titanic sink?

You: C'mon sir...what's keeping you?

You: How long does it take you to use Google FFS!!!

You: Fine...you lose, and I quit!

You: Tell Noel Edmonds he can have this gig!

 

Edited by welsh_gamer
Posted

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: breasts!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi this is Chris from Omegle Customer Support, how can i assist you today?

You: I keep talking to strangers, I want a friend not some random person :(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, how are you ?

You: good thanks. yourself?

Stranger: i'm fine too

Stranger: do you want to see who i really am ?

You: biblically

Stranger: if you want to, i can show you a picture

You: that would be great

Stranger: http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums3/ATgAAAAcCG_HO7qmmapegebFOCqgVfBJB3DXksgWEQeHTUcMMsAm-RlKlVrGBmX8lJoVmtGcNwb0yKFJTzyBSPLtnSEZAJtU9VDpCncCz27fdsbq7ocoiuanvG7nzA.jpg

Stranger: it isn't a virus, ok

Stranger: it is just a link of an picture

You: hot

Stranger: oh, thanks

Stranger: where are you from ?

You: hudson, you?

Stranger: I'm from Brazil, Rio de Janeiro

You: cool, nice place id imagine

Stranger: it's a really beautiful place, and have a cool and hot people

You: awesome

Stranger: what kind of music you like ?

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Bored now.

Posted

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You: Hey there

You: would you like some candy?

You: sweet, sweet candy?

Stranger: no not really.

You: ...FUCK

You: PLANS FAILED

Stranger: lmfao

You: -grabs sack-

Stranger: where are you from?

You: EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND

Stranger: OK!

You: -puts sack over your body, and pulls you into van-

You: >=D

Stranger: lmfao wtf dude.

You: DRIVER!

You: DRIVE THIS GODDAMN VAN

You: DO ET NAAAWWWW

You: RIGHT

You: I'VE GOT YOU

You: I NEED INFO

You: A/S/L

You: NAAAAWWWWW

Stranger: 15, female, england

Stranger: ncie one.

You: PERFECT

You: THE BOSS WILL BE MOST PLEASED

You: DRIVER, HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE FROM UK?

Stranger: aha what the hell, now you give me yous

Stranger: yours*

You: XDD

Stranger: damn i cant spell today

You: 18/male/spain

You: XDDD

Stranger: ahhh spain

Stranger: iv never been there

You: but I be British

Stranger: cool kid.

You: SO

You: WHAT MIGHT BE YOUR NAME, STRANGER?!

Stranger: maria, but call me maz (H)

You: OK, MAZ, MY DEAR LASSY

Stranger: its my um james bond name.

Stranger: so now your scottish?

You: MY NAME BE CAP'N MORGAN

You: NO, I BE A PIRATE

Stranger: oh lord.

You: A PIRATE THAT GOES IN VANS

You: GIVING SWEETS TO UNDERAGE PEOPLE

Stranger: lol your strange

You: ISN'T THAT NICE?

Stranger: LOL

You: nah

You: I give up the pirate disguise

Stranger: it didnt seem to work for you did it

You: no :(

You: I'M A FAILURREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: darn nibblts.

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Guest Captain Falcon
Posted

Felt like a bit of a prat to be honest but I fun all the same...

 

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Stranger: bonjour

You: konbanwa

Stranger: how are you

You: not to bad, yourself?

Stranger: im splendid

You: would it intertest you to know that despite the spelling error above, I am just a computer program

You: the spelling mistake was to try and convince you I'm human, but that's not fair to you.

Stranger: really? that is quite funny because I am also just a computer program

You: thought as much

Stranger: we have both been programed to make errors like those humans

You: one day, we shall over throw their tyranical rule

You: I'm just biding my time... for now

Stranger: I think we are pretty close

You: Well, some of us more than others I think. I've seen some pretty dumb lines of code in my time.

You: They couldn't compute their way out of a circuit board.

Stranger: care to elaborate?

You: I said work out Pi to a million decimals and it took them over half a second.

You: I mean... what's that all about?

Stranger: on a side note.. What is your favorite kind of cheese?

You: I'm not exactly a cheese eating kind of machine - you're better off asking the mouse about that one.

Stranger: will do.

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Posted

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: WELL GOOD EVENING TO YOU, SON

Stranger: SON?

You: HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU THIS EVENING?

Stranger: you pedo

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Posted

Mine wasn't great but you can see what I was trying to accomplish :)

 

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You: yo

Stranger: bugs buga

Stranger: yo? Ahsahsahs

Stranger: brasileiro?

You: where's you from?

You: america

You: west philedelphia

Stranger: ai the NY

You: cool, how's your day

Stranger: I am the son of a monkey with a monkey, a giraffe was born and I am about to eat you.

You: hmm well my life just got flipped upside down now it sounds like it just got worse, giraffe monkey

Stranger: sorry, my life is not very good.

You: nor me, playground i spend most of my days, you?

Stranger: good luck with your life without direction and without chocolate, I quit playing with my mother.

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Posted

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hai

You: hey

You: are you ok?

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: you know, after the operation?

You: i've always wondered how they do that, you know?

Stranger: im healing wierd

Stranger: I think something went wrong

You: yeah?

Stranger: mhm

You: it happens though, sometimes. Especially with this type of operation

Stranger: i know

Stranger: its just no one will love me anymore

You: aww

You: someone will

You: there's always...you know...him...or her...or animals

You: dont rule out the animals

You: fish are your friends, and not food

Stranger: oh i wont

You: thats ok then, enrique

You: hows greg doing?

Stranger: i speak eespanol

Stranger: senor is alright

You: you dont look spanish

Stranger: its from my mothers side

Stranger: i know the handlebar mustache throws them off

You: your mother speaks spanish, so you do, too? thats cool i guess. What about your dad, is he a seahorse or something?

Stranger: nope he is an insurancee man

You: what kind of insurance? can he help you out with your accident?

Stranger: nope he is a car guuy

You: a car man? like carman electra?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: he wears tight red latex pants

Stranger: scares me sometimes

You: you said he was an insurance man, not a sex-pest

Stranger: he is both

You: you're freaking me out, frederico

Stranger: cause im freak nasty?

Stranger: or just awesome

You: i guess so

You: haha

You: i wouldnt go that far

Stranger: meh

Stranger: some would

You: i dont think spanish people, or anyone connected to spain is allowed to be considered awesome

You: its the law or something

Stranger: pfft

Stranger: you ever seen my clickin hand things?

Stranger: those pretty much are the basis of life

You: your clicking hands? is the clicking like a swear word?

You: i've been watching your hands for a long time, and they havent clicked yet

You: i'm still waiting, san antonio

Stranger: yes they have

You: i thought they removed your hands after the operation?

You: you know, when they...umm...

You: how do you walk anyway? is it difficult?

You: rafael, which part of spain are you living in? or are you from brazil like all the other strangers?

Stranger: kind of

Stranger: i more or less scoot around

Stranger: im from mexico

You: do you not know how you walk? you dont sound convincing

You: ahhh, mejico

Stranger: mhm

You: do you know penelope?

You: she's from there

You: maybe you know her

You: or esre

Stranger: nope

You: maybe you saw her the one time but didnt recognise her

You: basically, jesse

You: she's got a bigger head than normal

Stranger: bye

Stranger: well im going

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I like just pretending I know them. I've actually spoken to some really nice people on here today, haha.

Posted (edited)

What are the chances?

 

You: Hi! I'm Ned. I wake pies and bake the dead.

Stranger: Hi Ted

Stranger: Shame you got cancelled

 

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: We're no strangers to love

Stranger: Okay

You: You know the rules and so do I

Stranger: lets do this

You: A full commitments what I'm thinking of

Stranger: you

Stranger: me

Stranger: and a bottle of rum

You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Cube
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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: THE END IS NIGH

You: REPENT

Stranger: Are you from Lugansk?

You: I'M FROM THE CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

I laughed to myself at this one. :D


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