Posted April 2, 2009 I was feeling in a good mood. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I love you! Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO! Stranger: You: I love everything about you! You: You're fantastic Stranger: oh no, you are ! You: When I wake up you are the first thing I think of and last the thing when I go to sleep Stranger: i feel the same way about you. You: Lets leave this crazy old world behind You: lets just head out on the highway and never look back You: It's just you and me baby, nothing can stop us Stranger: yes ! that's a great idea. we should do that ! Stranger: nothing, never. Stranger: we could have the perfect life ! You: We'll live happily ever after and live forever Stranger: yes, it could be like.. a fairytale. You: Oh just kiss me you fool, you say such sweet whisperings in my ear Stranger: Oh yes I will my love ! You: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) You: Hiya Stranger: hi You: Where are ya from? Stranger: hell-o! You: England here Stranger: brazil here You: Do they say brasilero over there? Stranger: 5 TIMES SOCCER WORLD CHAMPION Stranger: BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE GRINGO FDP You: gringo? You: rez? lol Stranger: PUTO mmkay. Edited April 2, 2009 by Sheikah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Stranger: hello! You: Hi! Stranger: are you from home or abroad? You: Where's home? Stranger: The UK Stranger: u? You: Newcastle Stranger: wow Stranger: boy or girl? You: boy Stranger: i live in the North You: I'm standing by the Monument just waiting for the rain Stranger: haha me also Stranger: wow, on the internet Stranger: cool Stranger: are you at university/ You: Nope, I just work at Game Stranger: also cool Stranger: discounts? You: 10%, so usually not as good as internet prices. Stranger: shame Stranger: what consoles do you own? You: 360, DS and Wii Stranger: nice Stranger: we're just playing singstar You: ARGH! PlayStation! You have disconnected. Edit: The strangest thing happened. I just met the first person I met on this again. Edited April 3, 2009 by Cube Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 I've spoken to some really nice people on here today. Just had one lad who was Brazilian and wanted to talk about football, and a girl who was studying physics. Both were really nice people. Also, there have been a fair few idiots who don't really know how to wind up properly. I had this guy singing Rick Astley at me, and calling it a Rick Roll. First of all, RickRolling is old and for tarts. The real cool people are the ones who loved Astley before all the RickRolling, and also, if you join in and start singing, it doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 God damn Brazlians ruin everything. I just go around saying "HEAUHEAUHEAUHEAU". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 I tried the resi 4 merchant routine, lol. You: WELCOME STRANGERStranger: not so loud my head hurts You: GOT SOME RARE THINGS FOR SALE STRANGA You: WHAT ARE YA BUYIN Stranger: a Speak and Spell? You: WHAT ARE YA SELLIN Stranger: crack You: AH, I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE STRANGA Stranger: fantastic Stranger: can you hook me up with some nachos You: THANK YOU STRANGA You: COME BACK ANYTIME STRANGA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you know...one day you will not exist...it will be all so dark..soo motionless.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ;_; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Haha, I've been having fun with this website all morning. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha! You: gosh sorry, you scared me Stranger: too bad You: yeah I know, never mind You: I just wasn't expecting it or anything Stranger: hmmm You: you just sprung this upon me with out any warning Stranger: my apologies You: oh no it's not your fault, I should have seen it coming You: how were you to know I wasn't paying attention You: i feel bad now You: I'm so sorry Stranger: sounds logical Stranger: u shouldn't Stranger: i should have seen that before i said im sorry You: no no no how could you? it's not like we're best friends or anything You: w'ere two strangers You: who know nothing about each other You: you weren't to know i'd start feeling bad Stranger: damn u r clever You: wait wait, let's start again You: hi how are you? Stranger: hi, im great thanks You: wow....I reeeeeally did not expect that answer You: my whole world has been turned upside down Stranger: yes u did You: I don't...I don't know what's real anymore You: are you real? Stranger: it's normal to get an ansver, if u ask something in this kind of chat client :/ Stranger: i don't know Stranger: what is real? You: oh no, I expected an answer, just not THAT answer You: I DON'T KNOW!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Stranger: u r hilarious You: I...I gotta get out of here You: (thankyou) You have disconnected You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE You: Pokemon Trainer Gary uses Squirtle Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 I came off in the late night, after i snagged 4 msn addys and a few nice pics. Lovely. Will be chatting to randoms again later, once i return home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: hello! You: Hi! Stranger: are you from home or abroad? You: Where's home? Stranger: The UK Stranger: u? You: Newcastle Stranger: wow Stranger: boy or girl? You: boy Stranger: i live in the North You: I'm standing by the Monument just waiting for the rain Stranger: haha me also Stranger: wow, on the internet Stranger: cool Stranger: are you at university/ You: Nope, I just work at Game Stranger: also cool Stranger: discounts? You: 10%, so usually not as good as internet prices. Stranger: shame Stranger: what consoles do you own? You: 360, DS and Wii Stranger: nice Stranger: we're just playing singstar You: ARGH! PlayStation! You have disconnected. Edit: The strangest thing happened. I just met the first person I met on this again. You filthy liar! You lied! Lied on the internet. Who does that!?!? (about the Game discount and thus presumably about working there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 You filthy liar! You lied! Lied on the internet. Who does that!?!? (about the Game discount and thus presumably about working there) And that I lived in Newcastle. And that I own a DS and Wii. And that I'm scared of PlayStations... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 I don't care about those things :p Was having a nice start of a conversation and this person from the US asked me whereabouts in the UK I was from so I said "near Birmingham" and they disconnected. Is Birmingham's reputation that well known? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: strangerrr! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i am from brazil You: no you're not. nobody's from brazil. You: Tu palutà con anistalé? Stranger: si si di dovè You: LIEZ You have disconnected. I made it up. I don't think I'm any good at this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger:Who are you? You: Daniel Craig. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi yo, where r u from? You: USA Your conversational partner has disconnected. People don't like the Daniel Craig or the USA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Got the idea to make this topic from here ReZ? Edited April 3, 2009 by Dante Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 You win the award for worst linkage. Also one for not reading the first post properly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Got the idea to make this topic from here ReZ? From a broken URL? no. NeoGaf? No. Pantsu Man? Yes. Its on the first post :p (whether PM got it from NeoGaf I dunno) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 From a broken URL? no. NeoGaf? No. Pantsu Man? Yes. Its on the first post :p (whether PM got it from NeoGaf I dunno) Meh I cant get it url to link up and yeah it is NeoGaf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) From a broken URL? no. NeoGaf? No. Pantsu Man? Yes. Its on the first post :p (whether PM got it from NeoGaf I dunno) No, it was our awesome lecturer who wanted to ensure we didn't do any work in our programming class. The lecturer just saw his friend tweet it. The original origin... a mystery. Edited April 3, 2009 by Wesley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: Hello I'd like to talk to you about your internet service providings Stranger: sure! You: we offer a 12 month package at £26.42 a month with a one off payment of £96.73 You: then after 3 months you get the one off payment back Stranger: hmm You: and then it's only £2.89 a month Stranger: in which country ? You: then after another three months you have to give the cashback back You: we offer it to any country You: we also offer free ringdings for every new customer Stranger: yeah sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 ... People don't like the Daniel Craig or the USA! Or Canada for that Matter (Though I didn't save the conversations). Stupid Racists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Stranger: hi You: Hello I'd like to talk to you about your internet service providings Stranger: sure! You: we offer a 12 month package at £26.42 a month with a one off payment of £96.73 You: then after 3 months you get the one off payment back Stranger: hmm You: and then it's only £2.89 a month Stranger: in which country ? You: then after another three months you have to give the cashback back You: we offer it to any country You: we also offer free ringdings for every new customer Stranger: yeah sure This is genius. I must take my pr0 copying style to this. EDIT: Not going well thus far: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello I'm from internet service providings Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello I'm from internet service providings Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: anons or /b/ or ontd or brazil You: Hello I'm from internet service providings Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT EDIT: Best yet Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello? Stranger: Hello You: I'm from internet service providings You: Would you be interested in switching your internet service providings to a provider of internet service providings which provides a better service of internet service providings than your current providings Stranger: mmmhmm You: It's a better dealing than your current dealings Stranger: I'd make a guess at you being British then You: Teh wah? Stranger: ??? You: It's six times fasterings Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT EDIT EDIT Did something new, I just couldn't pr0 copy Moogle: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Why won't you give these people air?! Stranger: OMEGLE MY EGGO You: START THE REACKTOR Stranger: would u like to join me and my family in our polygomist compound Stranger: JKJ You: Is Kuato there? Stranger: HE HAS 45 WIVES You: He will open your mind Stranger: and 4,065 grandbbs You: Open your miiiiiiind Stranger: do you believe in life after love You: What happened to Buzzsaw? You: I can feel something inside me say: You: "Fuck Cher" Stranger: I REALLY DONT THINK I'M STRONG ENOUGHNOWWWWWWWWW You: She had to split Stranger: would u like to join me and my family in our polygomist compound Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 3, 2009 by EEVILMURRAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 I just had an embarrassing conversation with something that claimed to be a woman. It showed me a picture... it was believable enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Just had an awesome chat. A Whedon fanatic who also loved video games, especially the "Genesis" and Rare's N64 games. She would have been a perfect match if she was 10 years younger. She even brought up Drive (the TV show) at one point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
