Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) You: y halo thar Stranger: hi You: how goes this pointless conversation? Stranger: i dont no Stranger: choise a subject You: wittgenstein Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hello there Stranger: hello You: is the world everything that is the case? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: so, what of ludwig wittgenstein? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 6, 2009 by Supergrunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) You: this aol? Stranger: FAIL You: im looking for help...yes my broadband has failed Stranger: then come aboard the failboat You: is this sangred? Stranger: no it's vinbhna You: ah, I seek help on my broadband. Stranger: i will be helping you tonight You: I have a cat stuck in the line Stranger: wait until it dies Stranger: then carefully extract it You: I have waited twenty years Stranger: omg You: My mrs keeps feeding? Stranger: EDGAR Stranger: EDGAR IT IS YOU Stranger: EDGAR ALLAN POE Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: no, I am not the poe Stranger: then i quit You: can I order now? Stranger: yes. You: Hi, i've never used this service before. Is this ASDA yes? Stranger: Yes, yes it is. You: Ok, I would like to order the following items... 10X Ductape 4X Condoms You: Can you make sure delivery is here before midnight? Stranger: 1 X Vaseline? For you and your hand? You: no, just the ductape for my cat Edited April 6, 2009 by tapedeck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 I have to say that the odd decent conversations actually make all the crap ones worth sitting through. Exchanged msn with a couple of folks too. Though I was a bit gutted as the best convo I've had so far got cut off due to an imploded system or some twaddle and I didn't get any other contact details for that person. I think I'm getting addicted to it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 Why do people leave when I say I'm from Wales? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 Why do people leave when I say I'm from Wales? Perhaps they are sheep? sorry couldn't resist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 Why do people leave when I say I'm from Wales? I'm pretty sure a good chunk of the Brazilians are feeling the same. Perhaps they are sheep? sorry couldn't resist. In the conformist sense, or the woolly sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) Perhaps they are sheep? sorry couldn't resist. That reminds me of a convo that went something like this Stranger: I'm a sheep You: I'm welsh, watch out Stranger: huh? Edit: Oh no! My connection imploded! --- Stranger: Hi You: hiya Stranger: Do you know who Charles Dodgson is? You: yes Stranger: Good. Stranger: What do you know about him? You: he's also known as Lewis Carroll Stranger: Stranger: First person! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 6, 2009 by Cube Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) Stranger: Hi You: hiya Stranger: Do you know who Charles Dodgson is? You: yes Stranger: Good. Stranger: What do you know about him? You: he's also known as Lewis Carroll Stranger: Stranger: First person! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm pretty sure there are folks on there who are just using it to carry out people experiments. And yeah it sucks when it implodes. There's no way to know if it's her, or even a girl, but at least the picture it gave me was nice. I take your picture Shino, and raise you... Now I was more than a little dubious, but she had a a whole story to back it up and given her English wasn't too good (it was perfectly understandable, but quite basic), I'd imagine the concept of lying in a different language would prove quite tricky. Edited April 7, 2009 by Captain Falcon Automerged Doublepost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2009 That reminds me of a convo that went something like this Stranger: I'm a sheep You: I'm welsh, watch out Stranger: huh? Edit: Oh no! My connection imploded! --- Stranger: Hi You: hiya Stranger: Do you know who Charles Dodgson is? You: yes Stranger: Good. Stranger: What do you know about him? You: he's also known as Lewis Carroll Stranger: Stranger: First person! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hahah. What a bizarre "test." In one of my last convos, I was talking to this lad about F zero, which was pretty fun. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAAAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2009 You: hello Stranger: hi You: Do you know where I can find some sailors? Stranger: The sea You: I'm looking for some sailors Stranger: for what??? You: I'm looking for my father's killer You: I believe the sailors might have some information You: Did you see a black car drive down here last night? Stranger: yes You: which way was it headed? Stranger: towards the sea You: interesting You: was a man wearing a dragon robe in the car? Stranger: glad you think so Your conversational partner has disconnected Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, I was just wondering when my order of "Big Boners 3" DVD would arrive? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Oh, the forest of Timber sure has changed Stranger: in winter, I shiver me timbers You have disconnected. You: Oh, the forest of Timber sure has changed Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Oh, the forest of Timber sure has changed Stranger: hi Stranger: hauhauha Stranger: deve ser brasileiro essa porra You have disconnected. You: Oh, the forest of Timber sure has changed Stranger: BUT THE MOOGLES ARE STILL AROUND. You: close enough Stranger: You: would you please go and wake the princess? You: she's sleeping in her room at the back of the train Stranger: Will it make this bore of a game end any sooner? You: no You: we're still only on the first disc Stranger: ...But theres 3 more discs of this crap.. You: got anoth 80 or so hours left Stranger: Oh god. Stranger: Ohhhh no... You: do you not like FFVIII then? Stranger: It's like.. BAM, she's totally flirting with you dude. Maybe you should respond in kind. Stranger: "GET OFF ME, YOU WHORE" Stranger: Then we go back in time for some reason. Stranger: Watch some fool toss his friends off a cliff after one of them gets his throat slashed. You: And he fancies the girl in the hospital room at the start and it turns out she's his sister You: total incest Stranger: More like.. Stranger: Wincest. You: haha Stranger: HIGH FIVE! You: *high fives* Stranger: YEAH! You: YEAH!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2009 Hmm well not so much fun for me, all I got was some stupid link Edit: Ok forget the link Semi nsfw, like you wouldn't get fired but like you might need to answer some questions. And I was ready to do the whole max and paddy song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2009 Probably best conversation I've had on the site, had to use babelfish mind you. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Is it such a sin, for me to take whats mine until the end of time? Stranger: spain? ^^ You: hola! Stranger: O.O Stranger: en serio? You: si! Stranger: que potra! Stranger: mi 1º españolito xD You: Que Sera, Sera!! WHAT EVER WILL BE, WILL BE!! WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEY!! Que Sera, Sera!! Stranger: nanana will be, will be... qe seraaa SERAAAAAAAAA! You: <3 You: usted es impresionante Stranger: por qué? You: para saber la canción Stranger: oh sà =D Stranger: (usted?) You: español no bueno Stranger: ya, claro You: sitio de la traducción.. FTL Stranger: suponia ^^ Stranger: de dónde eres? You: England You: Inglaterra Stranger: I have been in London =) You: did you like it? You: I love London. Stranger: was cooooool *¬* You: You: de dónde eres? You: where in Spain? Stranger: de Valencia Stranger: has estado en España? You: !! You: Valencia CF. FTW Stranger: jajaja Stranger: do you know it? You: equipo de fútbol español preferido Stranger: =O Stranger: I preffers Barça =P You: No!! You: Soy un ventilador del Arsenal FC Stranger: ventilador?? You: hehe.. translation site xD You: Soy un partidario del arsenal ?? Stranger: aaah, mejor Stranger: i have to leave Stranger: nice to meet you ^^ You: nice to meet you too You: bye Stranger: byee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2009 Kind of bored of this now but here are some that made me laugh. Stranger: HI JERK You: Hi! You: you seem friendly Stranger: r u from brazil? You: no Stranger: liar Stranger: tell me where ur from You: Brasil Stranger: I FUCKING THOUGHT SO Your conversational partner has disconnected. and Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: penis You: you have a small one Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 7, 2009 (edited) My hands hurt after this episode, think next time I'll copy and paste and try it on someone who actually knows why the cake is a lie. Stranger: pop champagbe You: This was a triumph! Stranger: ? You: I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS" Stranger: mazel tov! You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction You: Aperture Science You: We do what we must because we can Stranger: okay You: For the good of all of us You: Except the ones who are dead You: But there's no sense crying over every mistake You: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake Stranger: ok You: And the science gets done You: And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive You: I'm not even angry... Stranger: oh Stranger: im high. You: I'm being so sincere right now- You: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. Stranger: oh You: And tore me to pieces You: And threw every piece into the fire You: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you Stranger: i love you You: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line You: And we're out of beta and we're releasing on time! Stranger: oh Stranger: youre hot You: So I'm glad I got burned Stranger: i love you You: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive You: Go ahead and leave me Stranger: no Stranger: i love youi Stranger: i will never leave you You: I think I'd prefer to stay inside You: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Stranger: no You: Maybe black mesa? Stranger: i need you You: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!! Stranger: oh You: Anyway this cake is great! Stranger: what Stranger: i love cake You: It's so delicious and moist! Stranger: i HATE the word moist You: Look at me: still talking when there's science to do! Stranger: ok You: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you Stranger: im 14 You: I've experiments to run Stranger: you would LOVE to be me. You: There is research to be done Stranger: good luck dude. You: On the people who are still alive You: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive Stranger: ok You: While you're dying I'll still be alive Stranger: bye whore. Stranger: im living Stranger: im not high You: And when you're dead I'll still be alive Stranger: i was kidding Stranger: but cool. You: Still alive You: Still alive You: Still alive Stranger: ME TOO! Edited April 7, 2009 by Ten10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
