Posted April 3, 2009 Pics or didn't happen. There's no way to know if it's her, or even a girl, but at least the picture it gave me was nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Shalom You: howdy. Stranger: I`m fine Stranger: Where you from? You: let me guess You: your from brazil. Stranger: No You: wow You: i thought those guys had taken over You: n00bs Stranger: I`m Russian You: RUSSIA COMES TO YOU! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: EXTERMINATE! Stranger: I AM A DALEK! Stranger: EXTERMINATE! Stranger: DALEKS ARE SUPREAME! You: you're a TERRIBLE dalek. Stranger: EXTERMINATE! Stranger: :'( You: wanna know why..? Stranger: why? You: well for a start ~ i'm still alive and unexterminated. You: secondly!! you care what a human thinks. You: *tisk tisk* bad dalek. Stranger: NO I DONT EXTERMINATE! Stranger: EXTERMINATE! You: *runs up some stairs* you're screwed now ^_^ Stranger: AWW FUCK You: muahahaaa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: why hello thar Stranger: eh Stranger: fag You: no thank you, i don't smoke Stranger: NO Stranger: STOP BREATHING Stranger: STOP IT Stranger: STOP IT NOW Stranger: HERE I AM Stranger: TRYING TO PISS PEOPLE OFF Stranger: THEN YOU COME ALONG You: you're typing its too powerful.. Stranger: AND RUIN EVERYTHING You: its like you are darth vader of teh intarwebs Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN HOW DO I ERASE THINGS Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: do you really want to hurt me? Stranger: u girl? You: kind of Stranger: where are u frome You: france Stranger: @@ Stranger: do you have msn You: yeah Stranger: haha give me You: [email protected] Stranger: I have already add you You: awesome You: i have web cam Stranger: wow You: and big balls Stranger: [email protected] is ur msn messanger? You: oui Stranger: you add me Stranger: my msn: [email protected] You: added You: is your name william? Stranger: I cant see you online @@ Stranger: my id Will You: i can see you You: i sent a message Stranger: you try send message to me Stranger: I dont get>< Stranger: no Stranger: no You: awooooooga Stranger: how old are you You: 16 You: you? Stranger: @@ You: ? Stranger: how do I call you Stranger: 25 You: 0800 your a pedo, your a pedo, your a pedo Stranger: what is pendo = = Stranger: what is pedo You: you my friend You: you are a pedo Stranger: haha Stranger: baby Stranger: i cnat see you online You: You are a desperate perv Stranger: = = Stranger: nono Stranger: you ignore me @@? You: you desperate for some french lady boy love? Stranger: hello You: very desperate You: I HAVE A PENIS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 3, 2009 My first turn... 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Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Haha good tymes Stranger: hey You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: RRAAAARRGGGHH Stranger: well actually You: hello ^.^ Stranger: i was sittin here naked Stranger: thinkin of me and u You: oh yeh You: then what happened Stranger: yuh thats not weird right? You: no course not very normal Stranger: then you happened You: i sure did Stranger: yuh ur a girl right? You: then what happens You: yeh sure thing Stranger: we shuld hang out naked together sometime You: yeh lets do it You: *gets naked* Stranger: wait Stranger: are u sure your not a dude? You: *checks* pretty sure Stranger: then why do you have a penis? You: aww rats you got me Stranger: lol Stranger: to be honest Stranger: idk if we can hang out anymore dude You: are you anti men Stranger: well im a man too Stranger: so this isnt gonna work Your conversational partner has disconnected. Moar You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLOL Stranger: hi? You: hi? hi! Stranger: What are you hi on? You: i dont know but i bought some rine grass today You: *fine You: smelled lurvley Stranger: lucky shit You: yeah man Stranger: or should that be good shit? Stranger: Where you from? You: good shit i think, looks abit dodgey though, bit soft and shit You: landan You: you? Stranger: Ah, might go down there iin a few months Stranger: Glasgow here That one continued for a while, talking about Glasgow and guitars and shit. Good tymes! Stranger: Cheers, enjoy the puffs Edited April 3, 2009 by dan-likes-trees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: I`m RussianYou: RUSSIA COMES TO YOU! Your conversational partner has disconnected. This deserves to be on your gravestone. It's flawless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Stranger: hi You: *Text picture of pedobear* Stranger: hey Stranger: im 13 Stranger: and girl You: Awesome Stranger: I like bears You: Want free candy Stranger: how old r u? Stranger: YESS Stranger: i luv candy Stranger: is it in a van? You: Yes You: A red one Stranger: ooohhhh Stranger: is there a party in the van? You: yes Stranger: will chris be there? You: Chris Hansen? Stranger: ya Stranger: u know him? Stranger: lol Stranger: small world You: We've met a few times You: I think Micheal jackson will be there Stranger: o'rly? You: yarly Stranger: I love sleepovers at his house You: Every heard of the pedo finder general? Stranger: no who is it lol? You: Some douchbag who keeps hanging my friends Stranger: What friends? You: The other pedobears Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; You: Yes like him Stranger: only one pedobear. You: Nope lots Stranger: wrong Stranger: b00bfag Stranger: lol You: http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1504/pedobear26ul7.jpg Stranger: running bear is my favorite me me You: Oh shit the cops... You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: CHILI ? You: no I'm quite warm. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: can i see your penis? You: I'm a woman Stranger: wanna see mine? You: no Stranger: damn Stranger: can i see ur breasts? You: yes Stranger: really? You: no because i'm a man Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Here's the best ones from me: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: blarg Stranger: I like turnips. You: cheesecake Stranger: No thanks. Stranger: Unless it's turnip cheesecake You: awww, but i just made some Stranger: Sorry, no good. You: i suppose i could attempt a turnip falvoured one Stranger: NOW PUT YOUR GIMP MASK BACK ON AND GET BACK TO WORK You: *flavoured You: yes boss! Stranger: Good. You: *gets back to work* Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi there! Stranger: Is this real life? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was going to say some Matrix stuff, but they left before I could. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sup babe You: howdy You: not much darlin' Stranger: wanna fuck You: i've been waiting for you You: m/f? Stranger: m You: dang, i'm male too, i'm sorry hun, i don't think our relationship is going to work out Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 I'm surprised noone has stolen this idea yet [i may have missed it] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey baby You: Wanna get funky? Stranger: oh, hi there Stranger: oh yeah, i do You: Let me put my robe and wizard hat on Stranger: oh yeah i like that You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. Stranger: what do i look like? You: You are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. Stranger: I DON'T LIKE THAT Stranger: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME Stranger: YOU SUCK You: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Stranger: o Stranger: i'm a dude, by the way You: CAN YOU NOT READ YOU IDIOT! You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. Stranger: no, i can not, actually You: You're a woman now You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Stranger: i can't read, so i don't know what you're saying Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Wow. I just went on this, and instead of fucking about did it normally, and got chatting to a nice Finnish lass. We actually exchanged MSNz. Feels a bit....weird though...shes 15....but its fine. I was like "Yeah no bad intentions etc" She was just genuinely nice. Now back to fucking around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 That site wasn't working for me last night for some reason... I've only had one decent chat and that was with someone claiming to be a girl from the east coast of America - she got the time right when I asked her, so that was a start. But there are a lot of weirdos on there though (a lot plus 1 if you count me). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 I just thought I'd go onto imdb and have some fun Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am Quaid. Stranger: hi Stranger: i am Voltron You: Consider that a divorce. Stranger: consider this - Stranger: lets fuck You: Fuck you. Stranger: i already am You: Perfect, my ass. You poped your memory cap before we activated you. Richter goes Hog-wild, screwing up everything that I spend a whole year planning. Frankily, I'm amazed it worked. Stranger: you can join in You: Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it. Stranger: so... Stranger: lets fuck? You: Now, let's start by getting that bug out of your head. Stranger: lets start by lubing up You: Do you see me down here? Stranger: now what do you prefer You: Open the goddamn door! Stranger: kinky, anal, bondage, dominatrix, role playing? You: Open it! Stranger: or other You: They're all connected. Stranger: ok then You: I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream? Stranger: oh its reality You: Where am I? Stranger: so which do you want first You: You're in a Johnnycab. Stranger: anal penetration You: Melina, listen. I have something to tell you. I don't remember you. Stranger: or hymen poppage You: I don't remember you. I don't remember us. I don't even remember me. Stranger: ok your werid Your conversational partner has disconnected. Then later in the day one person sends me this …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„ …………………………………….„-^*''::::::::::„„„-~-„„~-*-„„-^*~~-„„ ………………………………..„-^*''::::„„„-::::„„-~~-„„::~-„„::::/:::-~^:*^-„ …………………………….„-*':::::::::„-^*::-„„:::~-„„::-„:\:::\:/::„„„„-~:::::'\ ………………………….../::::::::„-~^^::::^~-„:*-„::\::|:„-*-„/„:::::::::::„„-::'\ …………………………../::::::::/::-~~-„„::-„::'\::|„„-*' . . . . *-„::::„„„-~^:::| ………………………….|::::::::~~-„„____„„„-~^* . . . . . . . . *-„:::::::-„\:| ………………………….|:::::„-^*''¯ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'\::::^-„:-„\ ………………………….|::::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|::::~-„„:'| …………………………..\:::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \:::~-„„„:| ……………………………\::'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\:::::::„-'„ …………………………….*-| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . „„-~~~~-„„ . . .'\::::/ /''\'\ ……………………………...-| . „„-~~~~-„ . . . . „-*„-^*''o¯¯'''''*' . . . \:/ / . | | ……………………………...'\| .*^^*'''¯o¯'''*-„ . . . ,''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . | .\*-„ '| …………………………….....| . *^~~-~^*'' .| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .| ./-~./ ……………………………….\'| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'| . . /' ………………………………...| . . . . . . .„- ' . . . .*^„ . . . . . . . . . . '|*^*' I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.. …………………………………*-„ . . . . . \„-„„_„„-^^-* . . . . . . . . . . .'| ........Why don't you have a seat over there ……………………………………\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '| …………………………………….'\ . . . „„_„„-~--~^*''''''. . . . . . . . . / .\ ……………………………………...\ . . . .''*^~~~^^* . . . . . . . . . '/ . . \-„-„ ……………………………………….''-„ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .„-* . . . | . \''*-„„ ………………………………………….*-„ . . . . . . . . . . . . „„-^'' . . . . / . . '\;;;;*^-„„ …………………………………………....|*^-„„ . . . . . . .„„-*' . . . . . ./' . . . .|;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^~-„„_ ……………………………………….„„-^*'|\ . . ¯''*^~~^*'' . . . . . . .„-* . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;¯'''*^~-„„_ ………………………………..„„„-^*'';;;;;;;;| *-„ . . . . . . . . . . . „-*'' . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;¯''*^-„„ …………………………„„-^*''¯;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;|\ . .*-„„ . . . . . . .„-*' . . . . . . ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*^ ~-„„ ……………………„„-^*';;;;;;;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;;;;;'|.\ . . . *^~-„„„„-^*' . . . . . . . . /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; We had a long conversation in which he kept changing a load of facts, kept spelling stuff wrong which I kept on calling him up on. So many idiots on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Wow. I just went on this, and instead of fucking about did it normally, and got chatting to a nice Finnish lass. We actually exchanged MSNz. Feels a bit....weird though...shes 15....but its fine. I was like "Yeah no bad intentions etc" She was just genuinely nice. Now back to fucking around. I know..I talked to some brazillian person (as we all do) and then had a decent chat with him. He wants me to stay in contactt via his blog, but the problem was...I was pretending to be a 50 year old woman! Oh well. Last he'll ever hear from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 You guys don't actually believe that these people are really brazillian, do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 I was talking to a Brazillian girl too. We got into a massive confusion, because she thought I was transgender, because when she asked if I was a man, I said "I'm of the male gender, but wouldn't call myself a man". Then 5 minutes later she asked me if I was gay, and I like screamed "WITCHERY!" at my screen, because we'd just been having a normal conversation, and no-one could have been that empathic. Turns out she'd just been wondering about my apparent transgenderism. Plus her English wasn't that good, so it was just general lolz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 I just thought I'd go onto imdb and have some fun Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am Quaid. Stranger: hi Stranger: i am Voltron You: Consider that a divorce. Stranger: consider this - Stranger: lets fuck You: Fuck you. Stranger: i already am You: Perfect, my ass. You poped your memory cap before we activated you. Richter goes Hog-wild, screwing up everything that I spend a whole year planning. Frankily, I'm amazed it worked. Stranger: you can join in You: Don't fuck with your brain, pal. It ain't worth it. Stranger: so... Stranger: lets fuck? You: Now, let's start by getting that bug out of your head. Stranger: lets start by lubing up You: Do you see me down here? Stranger: now what do you prefer You: Open the goddamn door! Stranger: kinky, anal, bondage, dominatrix, role playing? You: Open it! Stranger: or other You: They're all connected. Stranger: ok then You: I just had a terrible thought: what if this is a dream? Stranger: oh its reality You: Where am I? Stranger: so which do you want first You: You're in a Johnnycab. Stranger: anal penetration You: Melina, listen. I have something to tell you. I don't remember you. Stranger: or hymen poppage You: I don't remember you. I don't remember us. I don't even remember me. Stranger: ok your werid Your conversational partner has disconnected. FUCKING GENIUS. That deserves a drink when we meet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Please don't touch my floppy cock! Stranger: okay i wont Stranger: i dont believe in god Stranger: do you You: I believe in you Stranger: oh Stranger: my love You: Yes? Stranger: will you marry me? You: Of course You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 You guys don't actually believe that these people are really brazillian, do you? I certainly do, since Brazilians overpopulate every single online venture out there. Plus the fact they speak Portugese is a giveaway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 4, 2009 Wow. I just went on this, and instead of fucking about did it normally, and got chatting to a nice Finnish lass. We actually exchanged MSNz. Feels a bit....weird though...shes 15....but its fine. I was like "Yeah no bad intentions etc" She was just genuinely nice. I was speaking to a 16 year old fininsh girl the other night, also seemed nice. Stranger: Hi You: hey Stranger: Before we get started I need to ask you a few questions Stranger: Are you brazilian? You: no Stranger: N Stranger: I Stranger: C Stranger: E Stranger: ! Stranger: ok you passed Stranger: sup baby girl You: i am neither a baby nor a girl, and i like brazillians, they're great in bed in my experience Stranger: maybe the dudes Stranger: you Stranger: fa Stranger: g Stranger: go Stranger: o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 5, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: evening Stranger: asl? You: 25/m/england Stranger: 13/f/usa Stranger: so wats up? You: aren't you a bit young for appearing on a place like this? Stranger: idk am I Stranger: ? Stranger: my friend just showed it 2 me You: well if you turned around to your parents and told them you were talking to a 25 year old man, how would they respond? Stranger: idk Stranger: probably would care Stranger: woundnt* You: really? You: I find that hard to imagine Stranger: my moms a whore and i dont know my dad You: that's a nasty word for someone so young to know Stranger: what mom? Stranger: i know shes is nasty You: what makes you say that? Stranger: shes a bitch You: but what makes you say that though - does she treat you badly? Stranger: she doesnt treat me much at all Stranger: but when she does yes You: is she abussive toward you? Stranger: she doesnt hit me if thats what ur asking You: that's what I was getting at yeah You: so what does she do that's so bad? Stranger: well shes ok iguess she just always has some asshole boyfriend You: so she's not a whore then afterall You: it's the boyfriend who is the jerk Stranger: well i suppose shes not techincly a whore but she has a new bf like every month You: well, I doubt that's healthy for either of you You: but without knowing the circumstances, I can't pass judgement on her just yet You: there may be things at play wich even you don't know about You: which* Stranger: w/e You: just trying to offer some guidance, that's all. I mean nothing by it Stranger: ok You: you do seem quite angry about it though You: has it been that way for a while? Stranger: this conversation is mad depressing Stranger: wanna just hit on me like most of creeps on here or something? You: I would have thought it obvious that that is not my intention at all Stranger: ya i noticed You: we aren't all creeps You: but you are right Stranger: yep just mostly XD You: well, I'm proud to be different You: and if I restored a little faith in your opinions of the people on here, then I've done a good job Stranger: lol You: is it working? Stranger: idk You: yeah, you may notice I come out with a lot of cheesy crap at times Stranger: well You: but it normally helps to lighten the mood, so I say "why not" Stranger: this has been depressing/boring You: why thank you Stranger: peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. But he won't be retiring from the GP circuit just yet if this was any indication... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: im drunk Stranger: 14/f/cali <3 You: 23/m/london Stranger: how is it in london? You: dark Stranger: waht time is it? You: 4:17AM Stranger: do they have mudkipz in london? You: mud what? Stranger: nothing You: is that a jewish thing? lol Stranger: no Stranger: im not a dirty fucking jew You: so your brothers and father all have foreskins? Stranger: no, but I do Stranger: on my kawk You: good to know, i can't rely on non-foreskin folk for good time internet talk Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 god damn i will keep going until i get the whole of bohemian rhapsody... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 6, 2009 I had no idea that 4chan had 4000+ members. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
