Kirkatronics Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I find my self saying cheesy things all the the time, most of the time it cheers people up or gives them a lift. I mostly do it to my girlfriend, just like little sentence extensions. Like "Its nice, but not as nice as you*" and things along those lines. Do you say any cheesy things, or even get them said to you? *I know its a crap one, but thats all your getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimless Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Cheesiness is great¹ so long as it's sliced with a knowing knife. Or something. 'Dad jokes' are a prime example: so long as they're made with no pretensions of actually being good then they can be very funny. But if they're the only kind of jokes you make... well, you'll look rather uninspired. On a related note you want to be careful not to cross the border from cheesy to cloying. Dropping cheesy lines to a partner is all good, healthy fun, but you want to keep it unpredictable: be ridiculous or even borderline inappropriate. Nine times out of ten saying something like, "I wan't to be with you forever," simply sounds insincere and horribly trite. Now, if in the middle of a horror movie you suddenly say, "If you were a zombie I'd let you eat me", that's much more in the spirit of things. ¹Grate?² ²Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Yeah, it's great. And I do it all the time. Cheesey-ness is awesome. Bursting in the room and saying a cheesey line to your girlfriend is pretty funny. Except when I say "Here's Johnny!" And then proceed to chase her. With knife in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Cheeseyness is fine, but I prefer the less-common comebacks to cheeseyness. The best one being what to say to "Is that a gun/knife in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?".... "Both. I intend to rape." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 Yeah, it's great. And I do it all the time. Cheesey-ness is awesome. Bursting in the room and saying a cheesey line to your girlfriend is pretty funny. Except when I say "Here's Johnny!" And then proceed to chase her. With knife in hand. I do the heres Johny thing, but thats when ive been gone a while and come back. Cheeseyness is fine, but I prefer the less-common comebacks to cheeseyness. The best one being what to say to "Is that a gun/knife in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?".... "Both. I intend to rape." XD! Any one else ehre love cheesy chat up lines? I think theyre great fun, no one ever takes them seriously though. Some of my favorites are: If i could rearrange the alphbet id put I and U together. Did it hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantsu Man! Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Yeah, it's great. And I do it all the time. Cheesey-ness is awesome. Bursting in the room and saying a cheesey line to your girlfriend is pretty funny. Except when I say "Here's Johnny!" And then proceed to chase her. With knife in hand. That's what the screams were just a few hours ago. ahah. I don't know if I say cheesy sentences. I am eating cheese right now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 You're a big ball of cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 My friend once said when his girlfriend talks all he can hear is heaven and, unless heaven is filled with cats being raped over cheese graters, he was lying. So I like to use that one when people will know what im referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I've prolly said a few cheesy things in my time, though can't remember what. However, it is possible to turn one of the cheesiest pick up lines into the best and legen....DARY lines ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Haha I love that. And the old Barney one from this year. Nice to be elaborate. Also. Trivia: the paramedics are the show's creators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 ^ that indeed is the greatest pickup line ever. Not a huge fan of the cheesy pickup lines although I heard this one recently: 'I may not have a lamborghini, but how would you like to play with my lamborwinnie?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Saying something like "You complete me". Please, if you weren't all there to begin with, then why would someone go out with you in the first place? Insane bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me buy you a drink?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me buy you a drink?" O dear is this the calibre of men us women have to expect? love u rly, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I'll admit it's not one I'd use under... ideal circumstances. In fact, I suppose somebody would have to be truly desperate straits. As such, I've probably used it more often then I'm comfortable with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Oh Raining_again... your legs must be tired. You've been running though my mind all night lolcats, I'm sorry, I'll go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Something I hate, and is being said a lot in tv series such as Prison Break is the following: Sucre/T-bag/Lincoln/etc:"But how do we know it's safe/we'll survive/we'll make it/etc?" Michael:"We don't." He says it pretty much every episode before they're going to execute one of his crazy plans. It's cheesy, overused, and really grinds my gears. Still like Prison Break though (well, apart from season 2). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Oh Raining_again... your legs must be tired. You've been running though my mind all night lolcats, I'm sorry, I'll go... did i hear lolcats?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I've never used a cheesy pick up line, though I find them funny. Perhaps as a joke sometime. When I'm with one of my best friends, a lot of stupid and cheesy comments are made, though. It's great fun. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 "If I ask you for sex, will teh answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Now jay, i have to use that one...hmm... That mother video is genius aswell! Do you have a map? you see, i'm lost in your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 "If I ask you for sex, will teh answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I was in a bar on a little fijian island playing drinking games and generally having fun. Random man comes over and simply says in a deep south african accent ''Will you come to the beach with me?'' and licks his lips ferociously. I guess that's more perv than cheesy, I'll think on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 In clubs, I've always wanted to tear my way fearlessly through a crowd of people, aiming at one lucky lady, and upon arrival simply declare "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" top-secret mode-7 response will win twein points! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 In clubs, I've always wanted to tear my way fearlessly through a crowd of people, aiming at one lucky lady, and upon arrival simply declare "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" top-secret mode-7 response will win twein points! I'll be in the background humming/singing the background music from the first film. "Bada bada bada Boo Burrr! Bada bada bada Boo Burr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts