Roostophe Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Not another one of our Prides :'( Why do you hate us so much? :'( To be fair, though; while Cristiano Ronaldo is probably hated by every non-Man United/Portugal fan (Even then, some in each camp probably hate him as well.), not everyone thinks that way about Jose Mourinho. I have respect for Mourinho, top manager who gave Chelsea the greatest period in their history. Plus he can be quite funny at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I'll always remember Mourinho as the twat who took training sessions in how to dive at Porto, and subsequently robbed us of the UEFA cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 To be fair, though; while Cristiano Ronaldo is probably hated by every non-Man United/Portugal fan (Even then, some in each camp probably hate him as well.), not everyone thinks that way about Jose Mourinho. I have respect for Mourinho, top manager who gave Chelsea the greatest period in their history. Plus he can be quite funny at times. Mourinho gave them nothing, Abramovich gave them a shitload of money which in turn bought them a few titles. Add Abramovich to the list. along with Diego Maradonna and of course... ...Bob Dylan. Sing the words in the right places, asshole! What makes you think you're so damn special singing all contrapuntal-y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Maybe so, but I still stand by my statement of Jose being funny. Make of that what you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 ...Bob Dylan. Sing the words in the right places, asshole! What makes you think you're so damn special singing all contrapuntal-y? You're gonna have to get... ...used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 ...Bob Dylan. Sing the words in the right places, asshole! What makes you think you're so damn special singing all contrapuntal-y? For that, you've just been added to the Face-Punching list, Iun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Peaches Geldoff. If you look like a pratt, at least don't act like one too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Going back a page but Graham Norton ain't all that bad, I'd shake his hand for how much he makes me giggle when he's in Father Ted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 For that, you've just been added to the Face-Punching list, Iun... You'll have to come through me first, Iuns a sweetheart. Going back a page but Graham Norton ain't all that bad, I'd shake his hand for how much he makes me giggle when he's in Father Ted! He wasn't too bad back then, but once he got popular and got his own show he just got unbearable, stereotypes juat aren't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maase Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Enough, what next international star coming from Portugal are you going to punch? :'( (Thinks about Nelly Furtado) OH NO... OH NO YOU WON'T!!! She is Portuguese :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 (Thinks about Nelly Furtado) OH NO... OH NO YOU WON'T!!! She is Portuguese :P And she's hot, so I, for one, wont punch her. Tap her, maybe, but not punch. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I agree that JK needs a punch, but at the very least he does verbally rip the utter shit out of people who should not possess human rights. I agree. Sometimes he does get carried away, but I think most people he does it to deserve it....and then more and more until they die a horrible death. Paris hilton, paul burrel, that guy who cheated on millionaire, jade goody, tom cruise, old people, the gay guys who can't believe that they're gay so have to let everyone else know too, people who don't clear up their dog poo, most 11 year old kids, the queen. She got enough from apparent and unfair "rascism" accusations, which the public swallowed like the idiots they are Definately; they should be forced to lick cunt as punishment or something; I was going to suggest something up the arse, but y'know... Most kids born after 1992/3 you mean She just needs to grow a backbone and kick Brown out Mine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice9 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 What a toolshed. Danny Dyer, probably the biggest twat on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Aaah, my favourite radio personality, Mark Kermode, does an awesome inpression of 'DANNY DYER!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 You know, I've always thought if the oppurtunity presented, I'd punch Duffy in the face. No reason at all, I don't have anything against her that I know of, I just think she's kind of face punchable material. Maybe it's just because I really really shouldn't, I really want to. Second to that, people who c*nt me off royal should get a punch in the face, and in fact a few of my friends have recieved a slapping or a punching, though with fair warning and way back in the day. Thirdly, I think myself(and some other people here) need a good punch in the face, punching people in the face isn't nice you know! Save it for people who reaallly deserve it(or reallllly don't, for comedy value of doing it). In fact, I have been rather heinously punched in the face a good while ago completely unprovoked(it left a lump in my lip ), so I feel I have a face punching left to dish out. Who wants some!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 that...well that might be the best thing I ever read on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 You know, I've always thought if the oppurtunity presented, I'd punch Duffy in the face. No reason at all, I don't have anything against her that I know of, I just think she's kind of face punchable material. Actually, after the performance she gave at Microsoft's conference at E3, I'd happily punch her - repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 who the fuck are they? they look like complete and utter fucknuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 who the fuck are they? they look like complete and utter fucknuts. Take That and Robbie Williams. = utter fucknuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 oh yeah. so it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) THREAD NECROMANCY But I had to; and Edited April 10, 2009 by Paj! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Wow I didn't realise this thread existed. I've already mentioned Kanye West in the music thread. I'd also like to punch Christ "his own biggest fan. If he could suck himself off, he probably would" Moyles to the list of people I would like to beat like he had just pissed on my shoes. And all the people on TV who fill the role of "Arrogant twat that thinks it's big and clever to be a twat on TV". Namely Simon Cowell. Seriously, he treats some of the contestants like utter scum. Sure, they may be a bit miguided on their talents, but their only crime is wanting to make something of their lives. It really is a case of some rich prick making fun of the peasants who dream of bettering their life. Honestly? If I saw Mr Cowell fall into a wood chipper I'd probably be closer to laughing than being distraught. Plus I'd like to give Christian Bale one punch in the face for the way he treated that light technician guy. It's not the fact that he ranted about it, it's the way that he wouldn't stop humiliating the guy. I really admire the light guy for not clocking him one, I'd have picked up the first heavy thing I saw and started swinging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Yes! Chris Moyles is a total freaking cuntasaurus. I loathe everything he is and everything he seems to stand for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) I want to punch these talentless c*nts. Plus I'd like to give Christian Bale one punch in the face for the way he treated that light technician guy. It's not the fact that he ranted about it, it's the way that he wouldn't stop humiliating the guy. I really admire the light guy for not clocking him one, I'd have picked up the first heavy thing I saw and started swinging. I'm totally on Christian Bale's side with this. He was justifiably livid. And just to remind everyone, That is all. C*nt. Edited April 10, 2009 by Daft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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