Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 If you are reading this sign, you've missed your destination. Turn around.
triforcemario Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 This is a sign. It is designed to inform you about all kinds of situations, from road-works to speed limits. Have a nice day. Also, massive drop ahead, death is highly probable
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 This is a sign. It is designed to inform you about all kinds of situations, from road-works to speed limits. Have a nice day. Also, massive drop ahead, death is highly probable Massive LOLs! Seriously, this has to win! :p
Jonnas Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Massive LOLs! Seriously, this has to win! :p It's very similar to the "sharp edges" sign. Too bad we can't post images, though. I have plenty of good real-life signs.
Supergrunch Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Hidden Valley → My friend actually saw this sign...
Cube Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Hidden Valley → My friend actually saw this sign... Kind of like the signs for the Secret Nuclear Bunker in Kelvedon Hatch.
ReZourceman Posted September 24, 2008 Author Posted September 24, 2008 Welcome to Burmingham. Shoplifters will be encouraged.
Diageo Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 "Stop throwing cigarette butts on the ground, our cockroaches are getting cancer."
gaggle64 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 We are watching you. Please take your hand out of your pants. Ooh, I'm gonna have to give the gold medal to this one. Your witness!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 Me-sa win? Things you wouldn't say at a job interview
Roostophe Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 "Sorry I'm wearing a paper bag, but I shat myself on my way here. What's your pension scheme like?"
MoogleViper Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 "I'm applying for the position of suicide bomber. What's your pension scheme like?"
triforcemario Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 "Hello, my name is Gary Glitter, and I've come for the job in the kindergarten."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 "Sorry I'm wearing a paper bag, but I shat myself on my way here. What's your pension scheme like?" I declare this the winner.
Roostophe Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 Nice. Things you do not want to hear a teacher say.
triforcemario Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 "Okay, let's start today with practical sexual education, today, we're going to teach the boys about homosexual intercourse!"
Diageo Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 You've been a bad boy, u must get it from you father. *wink wink*
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 "Today, we're gonna learn about the inner structure of the penis. Peter, would you fetch a knife from the school kitchen?"
MoogleViper Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 Now lads after every PE lesson you need to shower. Come on, I'll show you how to wash yourself thoroughly.
Guest Captain Falcon Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 "The bad news is that we can't find the sex-ed video in the teachers lounge - the good news is that I brought this one in I made at home."
The fish Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 Now lads after every PE lesson you need to shower. Come on, I'll show you how to wash yourself thoroughly. My secondary school's ex-assistant head actually did this. I kid you not. And now, my entry: "Don't worry about it, this course is piss-easy, any idiot can wing it."
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