MoogleViper Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 "Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? Do you wanna be in my gang?"
heroicjanitor Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 Mr clown what's what's paedophilia? (Sigh)C'mere I'll show ya...
ReZourceman Posted November 24, 2010 Author Posted November 24, 2010 Yeah....probably shouldn't read if easily offended. "Wow...you look uncannily like Madeline McCann. Of course you're not her. She's dead. I raped her and then killed her. And then raped her corpse."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 Come on, guys, those are way too predictable! Show some creativity!
MoogleViper Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 "Ok kids we've hired an entertainer. Say hello to Mr. James Blunt."
Fused King Posted November 25, 2010 Posted November 25, 2010 'and I said baby, baby, baby oooooooh, baby, baby, baby, noooooooooo'
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 "The clown let me taste his special sausage" Winner!
Cube Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 Sorry if it's been done before: Lines you wouldn't hear in a Rom-Com
Beast Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 "Right, we all know this will end with you dating me so why don't we skip 89 minutes worth of predictable, unfunny torture and just kiss me!"
Beast Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 "Not starring Renee Zellweger or Jennifer Aniston!!!"
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 "I'd like to have some sex with you. However something has to go wrong. We'll do it in an unconventional position or area, to ensure something slapstick happens. Like in the bath and I get my toe stuck in the tap or something, or maybe perched atop my work desk which collapses or some such. I hope these terms are okay?"
jayseven Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 "Hey lady, I'm here to fix your sink" Bom chikah wow-wow
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 "Its goodbye from me" "And its goodbye from him." Oh...Rom com.
Sméagol Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 "I'm sorry John, we can't marry. I have terminal cancer, and only 2 weeks to live."
The Peeps Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 So before we can be facebook official you have to defeat my seven evil exes.. ok... WTF is that a horse?!
Cube Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 "I love a sweaty toilet.." This is the winner. Because it's so random.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 6, 2010 Posted December 6, 2010 Throw toilet paper rolls over the stall wall and shout "bombs away!"
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