gaggle64 Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Most Inappropiate Thing To Say Whilst Being Given An OBE. "What, no cash prize?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Most Inappropiate Thing To Say Whilst Being Given An OBE. (I'm gonna assume you mean the Order of the British Empire. There are many things with the acronym OBE! By the way, thank the heavens this thread has been revived!) "Does that come with waffles?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 (I'm gonna assume you mean the Order of the British Empire. There are many things with the acronym OBE! I do wonder what people would say if they were given an Ottawa Board of Education... Nah, when a British person thinks of the term "OBE", the one I meant will always spring to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Now that I Victor Smith have been given an OBE, you must all call me Sir Vicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Wait.... Doesn't Bono have one of these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 I do wonder what people would say if they were given an Ottawa Board of Education... Nah, when a British person thinks of the term "OBE", the one I meant will always spring to mind. I'd love for someone to give me an out-of-body experience. I've always wanted to see what that was like. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Most Inappropiate Thing To Say Whilst Being Given An OBE. "I just have one thing to say, apart from my kid being born this is the greatest day of my life. Yo queenie, i did it" (bad attempt at a Rocky quote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 "I didn't know they had the queen presenting Grammy awards these days!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 "Finally, a keyring that will look good next to my Audi key!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 "Hey Lizzie, you look good in that dress! I bet you look even better out of it..." Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 "Hey Lizzie, you look good in that dress! I bet you look even better out of it..." Sorry... That wins surely :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 "So who do I have to sleep with around here to get a knighthood?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 " I'm sorry, I was just queuing for the post office." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 "Hang on a sec ... You're telling me this ISN'T the queue to the men's room?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Who picks the winner? And when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 When I can be arsed. :wink: Which is now. The fish, a winnar is you. "Hey Lizzie, you look good in that dress! I bet you look even better out of it..." Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 The fish, a winnar is you. Yes! *punches air* Reasons given on a train's PA system for delays. Bill Bailey for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 "Sorry for the delay ladies and gentlemen, I'm just having lunch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 "The train arriving on platform three will be delayed, as it is at the wrong station." .....No...Sorry. Not good today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "There will be a slight delay in today's journey. We will set off as soon as I finish my bottle of Jack Daniels." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "The train due to arrive at platform 1 will be delayed slightly due to a zombie infestation. Please purchase a hard hat before boarding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "Sorry for the delay folks, I've just been tying a woman to the tracks, but once I'm done twiddling my moustache and laughing maniacally we'll continue on our journey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 "Sorry for the delay folks, I've just been tying a woman to the tracks, but once I'm done twiddling my moustache and laughing maniacally we'll continue on our journey." Until I get onto the computer tomorrow, people have to beat this. Better than anything I thought would come up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Until I get onto the computer tomorrow, people have to beat this. Better than anything I thought would come up. That one's pretty much impossible to beat. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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