Jonnas Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 "Most of our imports come from outside the country"
Molly Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Actually you were right, I am a closet Muslim....NOT
Mr. Anonymous Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *While at Daytona Beach, Florida* Hey Rednecks and NASCAR fans, I'm banning the Daytona 500. Mr.A
ReZourceman Posted November 28, 2008 Author Posted November 28, 2008 "I emm sa happy tu be en Ammerrika!"
gaggle64 Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 '... and that's why I want to have "Bros B4 Hoes" entered into the US Constitution.'
Roostophe Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 Heh, forgot about this, sorry. It seems like we've done a circle, as the winner is: '... and that's why I want to have "Bros B4 Hoes" entered into the US Constitution.' Your turn, again.
gaggle64 Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 Right ho, um... Unusual things to hear from your doctor.
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2008 Author Posted November 30, 2008 "Right lets see what we've go...wha...what the hell is...oh its your penis."
Mundi Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 Well your as healthy as a horse and I should know because I am one.
MoogleViper Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 Doctor - "Congratulations, it's a boy. And what a boy." Nurse - "No Doctor that's it's umbilical cord, it's a girl."
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2008 Author Posted November 30, 2008 "Say aarh" "Aarh" "I didn't say Simon Says".
ReZourceman Posted December 1, 2008 Author Posted December 1, 2008 "Mr Bertly, I have some terrible news. We've lost our cat. His name is Fluffy, he is white and grey and hes been away from home for over two weeks now. He likes Whiskas and won't touch any other cat food, and he likes the sound of bells. Oh and you've got terminal anus cancer."
Ellmeister Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 *to a 15 year old girl from my old school* CONGRATULATIONS! You're not pregnant!
Chris the great Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 *during an operation* "whoops!" *after an operation* "has any on seen my watch?"
The fish Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 "I'm sorry sir, but it appears the surgical team took the wrong leg off..."
MoogleViper Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 "Don't worry it's just a routine circumcision, I've done it many times before. Well actually I've never done it before but I have peeled a few carrots. I mean how different can it be?"
The fish Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 "Well sir, it seems there was a mistake with your circumcision - the doctor performing the procedure misread it as 'castration'."
Mundi Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 Hi I´m James Blunt and I will be in charge of your operation.
MoogleViper Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 That's a cheap shot Mundi. What's he ever done to you?
Beast Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 "That Ood is about to have a baby" "That's my wife you're talking about!"
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