Jonnas Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "Most of our imports come from outside the country" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Actually you were right, I am a closet Muslim....NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Anonymous Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 *While at Daytona Beach, Florida* Hey Rednecks and NASCAR fans, I'm banning the Daytona 500. Mr.A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 "kfc iz da shizzle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 "I emm sa happy tu be en Ammerrika!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 '... and that's why I want to have "Bros B4 Hoes" entered into the US Constitution.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Heh, forgot about this, sorry. It seems like we've done a circle, as the winner is: '... and that's why I want to have "Bros B4 Hoes" entered into the US Constitution.' Your turn, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Right ho, um... Unusual things to hear from your doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 "Right lets see what we've go...wha...what the hell is...oh its your penis." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 "OH SHIT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Well your as healthy as a horse and I should know because I am one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Doctor - "Congratulations, it's a boy. And what a boy." Nurse - "No Doctor that's it's umbilical cord, it's a girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 "Say aarh" "Aarh" "I didn't say Simon Says". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Gah, you could have waxed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Congratulations! You have aids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 "Mr Bertly, I have some terrible news. We've lost our cat. His name is Fluffy, he is white and grey and hes been away from home for over two weeks now. He likes Whiskas and won't touch any other cat food, and he likes the sound of bells. Oh and you've got terminal anus cancer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 *to a 15 year old girl from my old school* CONGRATULATIONS! You're not pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 *during an operation* "whoops!" *after an operation* "has any on seen my watch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 "I'm sorry sir, but it appears the surgical team took the wrong leg off..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 "Don't worry it's just a routine circumcision, I've done it many times before. Well actually I've never done it before but I have peeled a few carrots. I mean how different can it be?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 "Well sir, it seems there was a mistake with your circumcision - the doctor performing the procedure misread it as 'castration'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 "Hello, I'm Dr. Shipman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Hi I´m James Blunt and I will be in charge of your operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 That's a cheap shot Mundi. What's he ever done to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 "That Ood is about to have a baby" "That's my wife you're talking about!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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