Zell Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 "Are you paying too much for your travel insurance?"
Beast Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 "Uh...guys. Behind you! It's the worst type of alien known to mankind! It's...it's...Kerry Katona!!!"
Chris the great Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 "good news lads! We've got the highschool musical album!"
weeyellowbloke Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 "Hmmm, looks like the toilet's broken." "Who left the front door open?"
Roostophe Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 "Guys, look what I smuggled on board." *Holds up a bag of crisps.* "No, don't open the bag!" *Crisp packet opens and the crisps fly out all over the shuttle.* "THEY'LL CLOG UP THE INSTRUMENTS!" "Careful, they're crinkle cut!"
Chris the great Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 "Joining you on this journy is nikky from big brother!"
ReZourceman Posted October 28, 2008 Author Posted October 28, 2008 "Dude, do you have an Ibuprofen?" "Oh yeah, here you go. I had one just a half hour ago....must be something about these claustrophobic astronaut suits, eh?" *Hands the pack* "Erm....these are constapation pills." (.....A big meh)
gaggle64 Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 "Who left the front door open?" I elect this un. Your witness! : peace:
weeyellowbloke Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 Holy Crap, a winner is me. Right, what shall the subject be. How about, things you'd be unlikely to hear from the presidential candidates on the campaign trail.
Chris the great Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 "and by lowering my trousers to show off my boxers, I've secured the black vote"
Guest Maase Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Are the elections the American ones? If so: "Why fix what's not broken?"
Zell Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 "It doesn't matter which one of us you vote for. Either way your planet is doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!"
Roostophe Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 "Now then, now then, now then. I can fix it for you for me to be President of the Universe. It will be show-waddy-waddy."
weeyellowbloke Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Guess i should draw this to a close seeing as it's been 24 hours since the last reply. "Now then, now then, now then. I can fix it for you for me to be President of the Universe. It will be show-waddy-waddy." I do declare this to be the winner for giving me the mental image of a President Jimmy Saville.
Roostophe Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 I win again. Yay for me. I'm going to use one that they used in the show: Unlikely lines to find in the Bible.
ReZourceman Posted October 31, 2008 Author Posted October 31, 2008 All names ficticious, any similarities to real persons are purely coincidental.
Dyson Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 All names ficticious, any similarities to real persons are purely coincidental. [/thread] Absolutely brilliant
Jonnas Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Comment: Damn, how are we supposed to compete with that? Actual entry: "The bed-ridden woman begged for Jesus to cure her ailments, as she had lost her vision a few days earlier. As she was begging, the son of god saw fit to light a candle near her bed. And as light filled the room, the woman realized: 'I can see! I have been cured by the powers of the Lord!'"
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 All names ficticious, any similarities to real persons are purely coincidental. My give up, my give up!
Roostophe Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Well, seeing as everybody is a wuss and won't compete. ReZ is the winner.
Oxigen_Waste Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Well, seeing as everybody is a wuss and won't compete. ReZ is the winner. He's the winner because he's good, not because we're bad.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 1, 2008 Posted November 1, 2008 Perhaps we could still try to come up with funny lines. It's not the winning that's important, it's getting a good laugh. More lines = more laughs.
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