Posted September 21, 2008 Worst thing you could say after being caught cheating Go! "Darling! I don't believe you've met my sister have you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 "I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma. Can you pass me the lube again, her vagina is getting dry... Actually, no need, the maggots serve as a lube." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 "I was wondering when you'd get here. Come join in." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 "I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma." Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia. "Honey, have you met James Blunt?" Me = Wannabe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia. "Honey, have you met James Blunt?" Me = Wannabe I forgot to specify that grandma is dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 I forgot to specify that grandma is dead. Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 "Just a minute darling, I'm almost finished." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :pI edited my entry to make it a little clearer that she's well and dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 "Well, I was going to meet your father in some way, and this was the way..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 Ummm, go back to sleep honey your dreaming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 Zapp told me that having sleeping with your parents would quicken getting into your bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 21, 2008 So... what are you cooking for dinner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 22, 2008 So... what are you cooking for dinner? Ding ding! Winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 Ding ding! Winner! Woo! Ok, lets see... Road signs you don't expect to see. Commence! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 This way to Rhyl. You should be turning round. This is lour last chance: turn around now. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 Turn right to GET TO DA CHOPPA! DO EET NAAAW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 "Hello, Gaggle64..." (change to your own name to make it more applicable) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 "You are going the wrong way" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 "You are now entering Worksop. Enjoy your stay." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 We are watching you. Please take your hand out of your pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 23, 2008 "Enter the second left" "Yeah, I was talking to you." "Now do what I fucking told you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
