MoogleViper Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 "Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? Do you wanna be in my gang?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Mr clown what's what's paedophilia? (Sigh)C'mere I'll show ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Yeah....probably shouldn't read if easily offended. "Wow...you look uncannily like Madeline McCann. Of course you're not her. She's dead. I raped her and then killed her. And then raped her corpse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Come on, guys, those are way too predictable! Show some creativity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 "Ok kids we've hired an entertainer. Say hello to Mr. James Blunt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 "Who's up for strip twister?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 'and I said baby, baby, baby oooooooh, baby, baby, baby, noooooooooo' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "The clown let me taste his special sausage" Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Sorry if it's been done before: Lines you wouldn't hear in a Rom-Com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "Right, we all know this will end with you dating me so why don't we skip 89 minutes worth of predictable, unfunny torture and just kiss me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 "Not Starring Hugh Grant" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "Not starring Renee Zellweger or Jennifer Aniston!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "You ain't worth it, bitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 "I'd like to have some sex with you. However something has to go wrong. We'll do it in an unconventional position or area, to ensure something slapstick happens. Like in the bath and I get my toe stuck in the tap or something, or maybe perched atop my work desk which collapses or some such. I hope these terms are okay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "Hey lady, I'm here to fix your sink" Bom chikah wow-wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "I'm sorry my dear, but i'm gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 "Its goodbye from me" "And its goodbye from him." Oh...Rom com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "I'm sorry John, we can't marry. I have terminal cancer, and only 2 weeks to live." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 "I love a sweaty toilet.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 So before we can be facebook official you have to defeat my seven evil exes.. ok... WTF is that a horse?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 "I love a sweaty toilet.." This is the winner. Because it's so random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 This you shouldn't do in a public bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Make the toilet all sweaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Have a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Throw toilet paper rolls over the stall wall and shout "bombs away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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