Posted December 22, 2009 Put the Ouija board on top of the coffin, and let's get crackin'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2009 A length of coat hanger wire.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2009 Ronan Keeting's Christmas Songs CD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2009 Moogle, we're not voting or anything. :p A refrigerator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2009 Moogle, we're not voting or anything. :p Haha I got the wrong thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2009 Haha I got the wrong thread. I figured as much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 23, 2009 red and white striped golfing umbrella Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 White Flag accessory. I think the French Army Knife actually has that as a standard attachment. Winner for sheer randomness: Ronan Keeting's Christmas Songs CD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 A pen (yes I know this one is over but I just wanted to contribute for teh lulz) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 Topical one: Things you wouldn't buy your Grandma for Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 A dildo hehehehehehehe See above. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 I'd dig up good ol' grandpa and make a stuffed human out o' him. (meaning that I wouldn't of course:laughing:) Here you go grandma, Stuffed grandpa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 Tickets to a Machine Head gig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 25, 2009 A mould of your dead grandfather's penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 26, 2009 The Christmas present she bought you last year. (hopefully she has alzheimers by then!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 27, 2009 Toss up between Raining, Goafer and SCG. I'll hand the honor back to Goafer for his response: A coffin and a spade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2009 Innapropriate things to say to a new flatmate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2009 " it's funny you choose that bed actually,I fucked your mother on it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 28, 2009 "Ahh don't mind those body bags in the chest freezer, they're only my ex-flatmates" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
