Posted November 29, 2009 *looks left...looks right* "TESTICAAAAAALS!.....that is all" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 "C'mon guys, i'm one of you, durkah durkah muhamed jihad" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 "I've already drafted a script for my hostage video. Here, take one and pass it around. Now as for directing duties, that will be either myself, assuming you take my blindfold off, or the guy with the slightly camp sounding voice - sorry, I don't know your name yet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 No matter how hard I tried, I could never beat DuD's entry! It's phenomenal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 Damn this is a brilliant thread :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 "Joke's on you beige-faces. I'm into S+M. You've just saved me a fucking fortune on hookers" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2009 Fused, you gotta pick a winner mate.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2009 Ah, I see. I'm going with Dudedazz's pure randomness then Picture that scene and YOU WILL LAUGH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) Ah, I see. I'm going with Dudedazz's pure randomness then Picture that scene and YOU WILL LAUGH! I won? Really?...I WON! OK, uh...I don't know if it's been done but... Things you shouldn't say/do at a job interview Edited December 8, 2009 by Animal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2009 *Looks at the photo of the boss' wife* " Well... I was sacked from my last five jobs for nailing the boss' wife. Don't reckon theres gonna be much of a problem here though. She Fugly. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) 'Sorry I'm late, I just came back from the international slacker convention' Edited December 8, 2009 by Fused King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 8, 2009 "You don't have an alcohol problem, do you? And by that I mean a problem with employees drinking alcohol." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2009 "To tell you the truth, I have aides. It's actually quite relaxing. I also don't mind sharing my aides with you, sir. If you hire me today, you too can have aides." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2009 If you hire me Sir, then i promise to you right now that no-one will know about what happened last Thursday between you and that woman sitting 3 rows down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2009 *Bursts into the room singing* " Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're..... This policeman interview? It isn't for a part in the Village People is it..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2009 "So, what dreams do you have for the future" "Well, I'm not sure if my dreams are really premonitions, but I do have some odd ones. There's this one reoccurring one where I start a fire in my old office and everyone is trying to get out. I grab a chair and literally smash all my colleagues out of the way making for the exit leaving them all behind in a blistering inferno. Then there's the one where I'm naked....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2009 *looks left...looks right* "TESTICAAAAAALS!.....that is all" This could be used for any scenario Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2009 Stolen from Jimmy Carr: "Do you have any special needs?" "Fnnnnyyyeeeerrrr! You've got special needs!" My entry will follow once I've thought of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2009 I'll leave it open for today and then I'll decide tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 11, 2009 I choose YOU! *Bursts into the room singing* " Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're..... This policeman interview? It isn't for a part in the Village People is it..? Would actually be in hysterics if this happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 12, 2009 Ayyyyyyy-o I'm gonna leave it a day or two to see if Molly wants to pick the scene seeing as strictly speaking it was her go when Fused chose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2009 Things you shouldn't do/say at a funeral... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2009 BOOOOOOORRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! Hey, let's see who can fit the most marshmellows in his mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2009 Sorry I'm late! Work was murder....Oh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) "The murder of our 8 year old daughter is a tragedy and was completely unecessary but... at least her captors had the heart not to let her die a virgin." "In some respects I am glad, as my wife died happy, without ever knowing I gave her HIV." Edited December 16, 2009 by SPAMBOT4000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
