Posted August 6, 2009 DID ANYONE SEE MOCK THE WEEK TONIGHT? Moogle they had your situation: Time for a situation round. Things you wouldn't hear at a wedding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2009 Things you wouldn't hear at a wedding. I now pronounce you husband.. and husband Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2009 50 Bucks says you'll be divorced in a month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2009 Priest: "Did you see the tits on that stripper last night?! They were fucking ace. I hope you made the most of them, your wifes are a bit shit to be honest. Seriously, I've fucked choir boys with bigger wappers than that." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2009 DID ANYONE SEE MOCK THE WEEK TONIGHT? Moogle they had your situation: The thieving bastards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2009 The thieving bastards. Exactly! None were as good (and ReZ agrees with me) as my reply to that one. They may as well give up now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2009 Exactly! None were as good (and ReZ agrees with me) as my reply to that one. They may as well give up now. Its truth. Seems like a reasonably appropriate thread but the episode (and series in general) of Would I Lie To You or whatever, tomorrow BBC1 10:35pm they showed a clip on SFTW, looks bloody hilarious. Y'know Lee Mack is absolutely hilarious and very very witty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 26, 2009 See if we can bump this back into life: Things you shouldn't say when meeting your girlfriend's family:.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2009 Why won't your daughter do anal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2009 I have no idea where your daughter got her looks or brains from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2009 "Just one question before you leave: Can your carpet handle urine?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2009 I'm gonna let this one run through to at least tomorrow afternoon. I recon we put a limit on no more than 3?.. 5? days per scene, make sure it doesn't die again. Good ideas so far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2009 'What's up MILF and man boning MILF?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2009 *Shifty eyes* "You didn't tell me your dad worked at the clinic." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2009 "Sorry we're late, Jenny bruised her eye falling down the stairs. DIDN'T. YOU. DEAR." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2009 "Well I can see where your daughter got her looks from Mr Jones." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2009 (edited) Wow, your arse looks HUGE in that dress. You have nothing on Beyonce, that is one big butt and I can not lie. This is actually true. I know someone who has said this! lmao --- The first time I saw your daughter, the first thought that came to my mind was "Phwoar! I could tap that all night!" Edited November 28, 2009 by Animal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 I hear you like swinging Mrs Baker... *thows keys into the bowl* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 Mr. Baxter, I love your movies, especially the one where you get buttraped by that russian bloke. What's his name...... Bearclaw? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 Oooooh, it's between Monsieur Odwin, Goafer, Spambot and Molly. Ding Ding Ding. We have a winnarrrrrrrrrrr... Molly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Alright then, let's kick off a new one: 'What you should not do/say as a hostage...' Please don't kill me. Unless you really want to of course.... Edited November 29, 2009 by Fused King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 "You know, once i get out of here i;m going to give this place a raving review. En-suite bucket, mystery tour(s) and total security at all times!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) "I'm not being racist right, but take that thing off your head mate, it looks like a polar bear's bell-end." Edited November 29, 2009 by SPAMBOT4000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 29, 2009 "Man this is one hell of a stag do prank. I can't believe you've kept it going for 3 months. You guys really do take your jokes seriously." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
