Jimbob Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Put the Ouija board on top of the coffin, and let's get crackin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 White Flag accessory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 A length of coat hanger wire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Another penknife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Ronan Keeting's Christmas Songs CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Moogle, we're not voting or anything. :p A refrigerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic fail Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 An Aardvark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 A dead fetus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 A dildo hehehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Moogle, we're not voting or anything. :p Haha I got the wrong thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Haha I got the wrong thread. I figured as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 red and white striped golfing umbrella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 White Flag accessory. I think the French Army Knife actually has that as a standard attachment. Winner for sheer randomness: Ronan Keeting's Christmas Songs CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 A pen (yes I know this one is over but I just wanted to contribute for teh lulz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Topical one: Things you wouldn't buy your Grandma for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 A dildo hehehehehehehe See above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 A coffin and a spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 I'd dig up good ol' grandpa and make a stuffed human out o' him. (meaning that I wouldn't of course:laughing:) Here you go grandma, Stuffed grandpa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Tickets to a Machine Head gig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 A mould of your dead grandfather's penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 The Christmas present she bought you last year. (hopefully she has alzheimers by then!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Toss up between Raining, Goafer and SCG. I'll hand the honor back to Goafer for his response: A coffin and a spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Innapropriate things to say to a new flatmate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 " it's funny you choose that bed actually,I fucked your mother on it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 "Ahh don't mind those body bags in the chest freezer, they're only my ex-flatmates" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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