Goafer Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 "It's ok dear, the way he went out, there is no way he didn't earn his 40 Virgins." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 "This was the deceased's favourite song..." *song comes on* "Excuse me while I sing something better... Ahem... Killing in the name of! Killing in the name of! And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told...........ya?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Surprise! I'm not really dead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 "Well he certainly went out with a bang, our beloved Mohammed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic fail Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 "Im only here to see what i get in the will" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Props to Goafer, Moogle and ReZ Sorry I'm late! Work was murder....Oh... Ba-dum-ting "The murder of our 8 year old daughter is a tragedy and was completely unecessary but... at least her captors had the heart not to let her die a virgin." Nicely Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Whoop, thanks! Hmm okay, guess it's my go... Hmmm let's go topical... Less Successful 'Internet Campaigns' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 The Anti-Pornography Campaign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Joe McElderry for Christmas no. 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Zelda Wii to be released before 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 International internet, the new internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 The Anti-Globalisation Movement. Tell your friends from all over the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Be green and turn off your computer for 5 days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 This. Too dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 This. Too dark? I wouldn't say. I don't find it funny, either, though. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I was trying to think of a decent Maddie joke, but it's a subject i'm finding it far too easy to make pretty sick jokes for. I never seem to know where the line is until i've strode right over it turned around and pissed all over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 "Apathetic people for indifferent neutrality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 "a call to all wii music fans" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Joe McElderry for Christmas no. 1! This has to win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 This. Too dark? "Look into my eyes" reminds me of the Harribo advert. Also it looks like Praia Da Lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I was trying to think of a decent Maddie joke, but it's a subject i'm finding it far too easy to make pretty sick jokes for. I never seem to know where the line is until i've strode right over it turned around and pissed all over it As long as it's fictional my friend, ......as long as it's fictional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 This. Too dark? DING DING DING We have a winrar! Generally the darker the better in my mind. It's also funny because it's true. Not very successful at all. Close seconds: DannyBoy and Jonnas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 A Pope Joke The Pope died a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Inappropriate tools to include on a penknife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 A Roofies dispencer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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