Which forumites would you take in to a zombie apocalypse?

[Guest Jordan]

No love for the KoF? What the hell is this?

 

I have superior FPS skills that would obbvioouusssllyyy be useful in real life. Right? :p

[Chuck]

Darksnowman - He'd scare them away with his Irish accent

Jayseven - We'd hypnotise them with mewithoutYou!

Chuck - He'd scare them away with his jackface

 

M Fento. You have initiated my wrath

[EEVILMURRAY]

I think it would be:

Myself,

Flinky, we could sing Band Aid and Arnie quotes til the sun went down.

Either Ashley or Dyson, But Ashley is taller I think so would make a cracking human shield.

Raining_again, we'd have repopulate the earth.

EEVILMURRAY: He's awesome, plus he'd join in on the Arnie quoting as it was taking place, and I think he'd be a dab hand at the keeeling part too.

Fucking right. We definitely would turn our m00sh into muscle.

[Ashley]

Ashley,

Takeo,

and (former forumite) motion.

 

I think it would be:

Myself,

Flinky, we could sing Band Aid and Arnie quotes til the sun went down.

Either Ashley or Dyson, But Ashley is taller I think so would make a cracking human shield.

Raining_again, we'd have repopulate the earth.

 

Someone said last week they'd use me as a human shield and as I said to them; "no offence but you'e bigger than me." A 5'10 8 stone male is not the best human shield ever.

 

Anyway;

 

jayseven - give the dude a few drinks and he will go mental. but usefully so!

flinky - has the mind of a zombie (seeing as he eats brains ). he can be our inside intel.

fresh - partially returned but i'd imagine he would be the quiet peaceful type until attack and then he'd unleash all kinds of hell.

[Fresh]

fresh - partially returned but i'd imagine he would be the quiet peaceful type until attack and then he'd unleash all kinds of hell.

 

I wouldn't take me ash, I'd be too busy doing my hair to notice what is going on.

[Ashley]

Well thats what I've been doing since I posted that.

 

You straighten yes? Weapon dude. Weapon.

[Fresh]

Good point!

 

I think I would be like a Roben in battle. I would have perfect hair and look incredeble but essentally be very pointless.

[jayseven]

I think Flink should get the award for "member most wanted in a zombie attack" when teh 2007 awards are done and the 2008 ones get going.

[ReZourceman]

Wasnt there a thread about taking three forumites to a deserted island aswell?

 

So the next question would be which three forumites would you take to a deserted island with impending zombie attack.

 

But one thing at a time....I must mull over my archives and profiling Ive made of you all, and Ill report back with the correct answer.

[jayseven]

Like Island of the Dead? 'Cept I've not seen that movie.

[Gizmo]

M Fento. You have initiated my wrath

 

This is your my OHNOEZ face

 

[Ashley]

Why would you go to a desert island you know is infested with zombies...?

[EEVILMURRAY]

Wasnt there a thread about taking three forumites to a deserted island aswell?

 

So the next question would be which three forumites would you take to a deserted island with impending zombie attack.

 

But one thing at a time....I must mull over my archives and profiling Ive made of you all, and Ill report back with the correct answer.

I'll make member accounts with these names so I can use them.

 

Mr. Nuclear weapon.

Mr. Uzi 9mm.

Mr. Choppa.

 

I'll plant the bomb, and use my uzi 9mm for protection as I get to da choppa.

 

It's genius.

[ReZourceman]

Why would you go to a desert island you know is infested with zombies...?

 

They're coming by boat, and you dont realise it...but...you do know, but cant say...only you know subconciously.

[Dan_Dare]

I'll make member accounts with these names so I can use them.

 

Mr. Nuclear weapon.

Mr. Uzi 9mm.

Mr. Choppa.

 

I'll plant the bomb, and use my uzi 9mm for protection as I get to da choppa.

 

It's genius.

 

zomg multiple accounts!

 

mod..sense...tingling.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Easily remidied.

[Shino]

Atheist? I like to think of myself as hardcore agnostic.

 

I wasn't sure but that completes the circle, an atheist, a Christian , an agnostic and an evolutionist.

[Tellyn]

Franklin - the man is completely prepared for a zombie apocalypse, he's got swords and other assorted weaponry under his bed. His legendary Irish voice could also fend off the undead fiends.

 

Coolness Bears - bound to bring a massive supply of lovely food to last through the zombie apocalypse, he could be our culinary version of Q from James Bond.

 

Hellfire - He has mafia connections. One phone call and those zombies will be sleeping with the fishes.

[Letty]

Bard and McPhee - they both have supperior running up stairs abilities, which would be handy for out-running the zombies.

 

King V - he would protect us with his taekwondo ass kicking skills, aswell as keeping us all calm with his suavity.

 

Jordan - With FPS skills like his, how could anything go wrong!!

[Kirkatronics]

As weird as it sounds i'd say Rokhead.

He looks tough.

[EEVILMURRAY]

you and 3 other members.

Bard and McPhee - they both have supperior running up stairs abilities, which would be handy for out-running the zombies.

 

King V - he would protect us with his taekwondo ass kicking skills, aswell as keeping us all calm with his suavity.

 

Jordan - With FPS skills like his, how could anything go wrong!!

I assume Bard and McPhee do the fusion dance.

[Guest Jordan]

FUUUU-SSHUNNN-HAAAA!

[Guest bluey]

Bluey

Eenuh

Letty

 

Zombies like brains.

Girls are smarter than boys.

I'd live longer.

 

i dont wanna gooooooo!!!!!!

 

i'd take dynastygirl. she could convince all the zombies to become vegan and we'll all live in peace and harmony.......

 

failing that ~ *fling!* run away while they're busy ^_^

[Ellmeister]

I would take Domjcg, just so I could throw him into the massive horde of zombies. They'd take weeks to find his brain and by the time they find it (read: if they find it), I'd be long gone.

 

Failing that:

Coolness Bears-just because he would keep me happy and cheerful whilst I was shitting myself over zombies.

 

Chris the great- he can kill everyone with his super ninja samurai karate sword skills.

 

Aimless- just because I'm sure I'd be preoccupied working out what he said for most of the time and keep my mind of zombies.

 

I know for a fact that I would be rubbish in this situation.

[Jamba]

Ooooooh....

 

jayseven - pachow! With this many chemicals in his system and on this little sleep jay is so paranoid that he almost has a super human ability to sense zombie location

Letty - because she's hard as nails and would scare them with her battle cryyy!

Rokhed - With those skills with in handbag-fu, who wouldn't!

 

And before you ask, I wouldn't take bluey. Why would I take my girl INTO the apocalypse? Plus, bless her, her skills are more in tea making and the creations of "Go Get 'Em!" style pep-rally banners than as a combat buddy. I mean cmon... she finds bits of Zelda too scary sometimes.