EEVILMURRAY Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Samus' gun. Sexy idea. I would live out my dream and become Buster Bluth. Fuck no. You're going to be The Hoffman and be fucking proud.
Paj! Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 KGBeast, a Batman villain. I chose that pic, A) Cause the art is cool B) He wears a thong-like thing, which ruins his awesomeness.
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 If you want something similar without the queer thong, go for Mean Machine from Judge Dredd.
Shorty Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Another fully functioning hand, I guess. Failing that mindbendingly banal response, I'd go with something that fires Spider-man esque webbing. I've always wanted that to increase my laziness, to pull objects (beer, tv remote) closer and also to fire on the ceiling and then pull myself up with.
nightwolf Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 I don't think I'd be able to function without the use of both my hands (I mean how the feck would I drive a car, or ride a bike?) I'd get it tattooed firstly, I saw recently a tattoo of a stump of a finger nail, so it was like a huge finger instead of an arm, it was pretty damn funny ^_^. Although if I could I'd probably get a robot arm like highly advanced and could communicate with computers and make sure they don't break >_>
Jimbob Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 A wasp stinger, hurt whoever i want whenever i want. (drawback, may self inflict pain due to scratching with said hand)
Roostophe Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Another left hand. If you think I'm going to learn writing with my right hand, you can get fucked! Seriously, though: I would want another left hand. Even if I have to take medication for the rest of my life in order to stop my body from rejecting the new left hand, I'd do it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to write, play guitar or play games. I don't want a fancy implement, I just want a fucking hand!
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Another left hand. If you think I'm going to learn writing with my right hand, you can get fucked! Seriously, though. Another left hand. Even if I have to take medication for the rest of my life in order to stop my body from rejecting the new left hand, I'd do it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to write, play guitar or play games. I don't want a fancy implement, I just want a fucking hand! If you're left handed then it's your right hand that you lose.
Jim Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Another left hand. If you think I'm going to learn writing with my right hand, you can get fucked! Seriously, though: I would want another left hand. Even if I have to take medication for the rest of my life in order to stop my body from rejecting the new left hand, I'd do it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to write, play guitar or play games. I don't want a fancy implement, I just want a fucking hand! winner! 10characters
Roostophe Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 If you're left handed then it's your right hand that you lose. If I was to lose my right hand...hmm...I'd want... Another right hand. Even if I have to take medication for the rest of my life in order to stop my body from rejecting the new right hand, I'd do it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to use scissors, throw things without looking like a spastic, play guitar or play games. I don't want a fancy implement, I just want two fucking hands! ALREET! :awesome:
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 I don't want a fancy implement, I just want two fucking hands! ALREET! :awesome: NO! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! Now choose something to go on fucking your stump that isn't another fucking hand.
Chris the great Posted July 22, 2008 Author Posted July 22, 2008 NO! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! Now choose something to go on fucking your stump that isn't another fucking hand. or a robot hand. honestly, some people clearly shot past my intro. makes me sad
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 or a robot hand. honestly, some people clearly shot past my intro. makes me sad I read your intro. I love you.
Roostophe Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 NO! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! Now choose something to go on fucking your stump that isn't another fucking hand. No. My mind is made up, it would have to be a new hand. I can't have a wank with a hook, or with a gun. Using a gravity gun would feel awkward and quite slow. Definitely don't want a minge, either. I just want a hand. Surely that is something you understand, Moogle. :wink:
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 No. My mind is made up, it would have to be a new hand. I can't have a wank with a hook, or with a gun. Using a gravity gun would feel awkward and quite slow. Definitely don't want a minge, either. I just want a hand. Surely that is something you understand, Moogle. :wink: You wank with both hands?
Chris the great Posted July 22, 2008 Author Posted July 22, 2008 No. My mind is made up, it would have to be a new hand. I can't have a wank with a hook, or with a gun. Using a gravity gun would feel awkward and quite slow. Definitely don't want a minge, either. I just want a hand. Surely that is something you understand, Moogle. :wink: then id use my crossbow to shoot your outher hand off to teach you to play by the rules. honestly, its not going to ahppen, just have a little fun, or just say a hose pipe. if we were alowed anouther arm id have said the demon arm like nero has in devil may cry 4. but your not. its against the rules.
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