navarre Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Hahahahah, that made me laugh, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haver Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I would have a go at it myself. How experienced are you with rust-removal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Hahahahah, that made me laugh, well done Yeah, though I don't know if the mods'll like it. It could easily be viewed as spam, but that kind of threads have been made before in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Lol, that made me laugh too. Welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Haha, brilliant, I may steal that style. I say do give it a go yourself, and if it doesn't work, take it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? Hahaha! Very nice. Is this copypasta or did you write this yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 Hahaha! Very nice. Is this copypasta or did you write this yourself? I got the idea from elsewhere, but did it myself. And thanks guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 That was fantastic, kudos to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ha, pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Yeah, though I don't know if the mods'll like it. It could easily be viewed as spam, but that kind of threads have been made before in here. ZOMGZ HIDE FROM THE MODZZZZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh_gamer Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 : peace: Legendary : peace: Welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? Ha ha, good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Navarre that was fucking genius. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ZOMGZ HIDE FROM THE MODZZZZ Relax, I found it just as funny as you guys. Just trying to help a new member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Please, there is no need to post picture of Jordan! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Haha! That was awesome! Welcome navarre! : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimless Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Unfortunately I've heard this one before, which somewhat takes the shine off it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Made me chuckle, though I couldn't help but feel that a fresh prince was coming somewhere near the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 This is a letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun newspaper. I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool. My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Best. Entrance. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Best. Entrance. Ever. Aye, better than most "hi, I'm new here threads"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaq365 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Yeah - heard that one pretty much word for word on another forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Unfortunately I've heard this one before, which somewhat takes the shine off it. Likewise.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Haha that was brilliant. Welcome navarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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