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If you could punch any celebrity, who would it be?


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I'm physically stuck for choice here.

Ricky Gervais. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!
Alan Carr.

I just don't find him funny, and it's guys like that him that just fuel the gay stereotype and make it worse for the rest of us.

Pete Doherty.

 

I've heard your music and I didn't like it. Now piss off.

Easy....Bono,

 

then...Lilly Allen,

 

and finally I would round-house kick Amy Winehouse in the spine before punching her in the skull.

Beautiful quote.

 

I can't choose just one!

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Well i cannot choose one celebrity to punch in the face as there are so many that i would like to punch.

 

Ricky Gervais would top the list followed by Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse, Alan Carr, Jeremy Kyle, anyone who became famous from the crap known as reality TV i.e. Big Brother, I'm a Celeb, X Factor etc, Simon Cowell, Richard and Judy, Nick Hancock, Steve Jobs, Dale Winton, The Cheeky Girls, Mr Motivator, David Beckham, Nick Knowles, Britney Spears, K-fed, Russle Brand, Jade Goody,

 

Shall continue this list later, i have at least 10 more to add to it.

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I have a few.

 

David Cameron (Fuck off, you know feck all about teh footie!)

Alex McLeish (Scotland or Birmingham? Why the fuck did he choose the latter?)

David Gold (Knobhead)

James McFadden (Lost all respect for him now.)

Ashley Cole (The epitome of annoying footballers)

Piers Morgan (He's just an annoying c**t)

Chris De Burgh (With a face like that, how could you resist?)

Lionel Blair (I just think he deserves one for something.)

Paris Hilton (fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.)

The McCann's (I just don't care anymore, fuck off!)

 

There might be some more...

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