EEVILMURRAY Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Who got kicked off last night DudeDazz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Who got kicked off last night DudeDazz? First place went to the dancing dog and that woman. Second place was between the singing bouncer from Birmingham and five kids who couldn't sing. The bouncer was kicked off and the kids are through to the finals! Robbed! haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Britain's Got Talent is perhaps the epitome of everything I hate. My new phrase "Very itv" comes from this kinda TV show. I was in the living room on my mums PC while she was watching it, and some idiotic guy's "act" was to impersonate Lady GaGa, neither dressing as well, singing (at all) or dancing. And Amanda Cunt and Piers Fuck were like "Oh FUCK off Simon, the AUDIENCE love him!" *cuts to chavvy woman screaming in the audience*, Simon clearly the only one having any semblance of credibility left (relative to those two abominations). It wasn't even an act though. It's not a talent to say you like Lady GaGa or want to impersonate her. You have to be able to (though I'd argue that's barely a "talent" too). UGH. ITV. DIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 My dad. I fight hard against my genetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I don't understand, but it seems mildly interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Explains so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Britain's Got Talent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkijVrNPurc I LOVE this clip! I can't stop laughing, it's just genius! Glad he won, he deserved it! I hope he wins the show...although it's probably not gonna happen! 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Britain's Got Talent is perhaps the epitome of everything I hate. My new phrase "Very itv" comes from this kinda TV show. I was in the living room on my mums PC while she was watching it, and some idiotic guy's "act" was to impersonate Lady GaGa, neither dressing as well, singing (at all) or dancing. And Amanda Cunt and Piers Fuck were like "Oh FUCK off Simon, the AUDIENCE love him!" *cuts to chavvy woman screaming in the audience*, Simon clearly the only one having any semblance of credibility left (relative to those two abominations). It wasn't even an act though. It's not a talent to say you like Lady GaGa or want to impersonate her. You have to be able to (though I'd argue that's barely a "talent" too). UGH. ITV. DIE. Pretty much sums up my opinions on ITV/BGT perfectly. I hate them so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 *Reads Paj's post* *Agrees wholeheartedly* Britain's Got Talent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkijVrNPurc I LOVE this clip! I can't stop laughing, it's just genius! Glad he won, he deserved it! I hope he wins the show...although it's probably not gonna happen! 10/10 Parodying something which isn't serious/genuine in the first place is pretty much by definition a fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Gossip Girl Season 3 I finished this yesterday! Dan + Serena, I'm the only one who wants it but I don't care. Yay! I loved it. Glee Season 1 episode 1-5 Fun and creepy. Oh and it s funnier than I thought it would be like the guy who lost two thumbs. Half the characters creep me out so far especially the main guys wife, mentally unstable much!? I like things that burst into song so that's fine, mechanical robots some of them are. No one cares that you are quitting the Glee Club/it's being closed down, it's been running for like 5 minutes, please calm down. I do like Rachel though. and clean clean the grapes woman. I'm not that fussed about Sue, she's been funny like once. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I do like Rachel though. I'm not that fussed about Sue, she's been funny like once. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Yep! I find Rachel strangely endearing she reminds me of me although I am nothing like her in anyway. I was expecting great things from Sue since everyone raves on about her but I've been disappointed thus far. Doesn't help I found Jane Lynch's appearance in Two and a Half Men annoying. COWS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 You're all backwards. It's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I'm wired a different way, I'm not a mistake, I'm not a fake, It's set in my DNA. Oh yes! Simpsons Season 21 Some good, some bad the usual to expect from The Simpsons these days but I still enjoy it greatly! Probably not as good as Season 20. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Parodying something which isn't serious/genuine in the first place is pretty much by definition a fail.Exhibit A: Scary Movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Exhibit A: Scary Movie. Exhibits B - F: Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Superhero Movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Whore Uh! Aaaaaaaaaweeeee SOME!!! The ending so so good. I love the violence. Makes a nice change from other TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Britain's Got Talent Dancers and Singers Didn't like most of them tonight, I only liked one act which was Twist and Pulse. Other than that, boring really. Sick of the dance troupes, sick of the singers, sick of the "We're a family....this is our last chance" clips before the act...I used to love this show and now I'm becoming bored quickly. I can't even rate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 What irks me about that show is people saying "this is the biggest moment of my life/the biggest opportunity/if I got to play in front of the Queen it will be unlike anything I've done before". Of course, you mooks. Although none of that compares to what a fucking useless cunt Piers Morgan is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 What irks me about that show is people saying "this is the biggest moment of my life/the biggest opportunity/if I got to play in front of the Queen it will be unlike anything I've done before". Of course, you mooks. Although none of that compares to what a fucking useless cunt Piers Morgan is. I hate the ones that come on and say "Winning the show to perform in front of the Queen would be a dream come true". You're lying! What you MEAN to say is "Winning the show and walking out with a nice fat wallet full of the prize money would be a dream come true." I'm not saying that there aren't people out there who actually don't dream about performing in front of the Queen but not EVERYBODY would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 The Queen doesn't give a shit about the majority of the acts at the Royal Variety Performance, I'd bet. They aren't chosen for their quality either...I'm pretty sure Rachel Stevens performed one year. BGT is the antithesis of everything I hold dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Performing in front of the queen is undenyably a dream come true. Just not necessarily mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 The Queen doesn't give a shit about the majority of the acts at the Royal Variety Performance, I'd bet. They aren't chosen for their quality either...I'm pretty sure Rachel Stevens performed one year. BGT is the antithesis of everything I hold dear. And Lady Gaga last year. Need we say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipaul Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Although none of that compares to what a fucking useless cunt Piers Morgan is. I'm starting to like him through some kind of funky reverse psychology. His whole business is being someone for others to hate, he does it so well I can't help but admire him. A cunt's cunt, if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I'm starting to like him through some kind of funky reverse psychology. His whole business is being someone for others to hate, he does it so well I can't help but admire him. A cunt's cunt, if you will. No no, just a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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