Charlie Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Inspired from the "Do You Remember?" thread, I want you to tell me what you would do if you had Bernard's Watch (ie. have the ability to stop time whenever you wanted). Whether it be have as long as you want in an exam, perv on girls in changing rooms, run around naked for a while or whatever! I would personally use it to give myself extra time to do all these bloody asignments I've got to do which I really can't be bothered doing and put off doing by making threads like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I remember this topic on the old forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Stop time so I could finish my assignments, play games and finally get a decent amount of sleep! That would be lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'd freeze time in the exams and get the answers I needed. It would be awesome. I'd also have to continuously piss someone off by moving something they were using. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Stop time, revise my french speaknig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Hah, how many times have I wondered about this? When I want to stay in bed and sleep, but it's a decent time to get up. I'd use it to grab more 'Z's. Perv in a girls changing room...I have thought about doing it... While I was at school, I wished I had one so I could stop time, and either daydream endlessly, or stare for ages at some of the girls I fancied. I'd walk to parts of the UK, go to places I've always wanted to go to. Stand on the pitch at Villa Park, Wembley, Hampden Park, Celtic Park, Anfield, Old Trafford. I'd walk all over the UK and see everything. If it stopped water moving about, I'd walk on water and walk to Japan, or America. There are loads more I can think of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I would just stop time and leave it as it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I would stop time in exams to get go grab a book/ copy of someone else and then finish it off. Ermm i would also learn to drive on my own without anyone bugging me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksnowman Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I would just stop time and leave it as it is. What would happen if you did that though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 One word: Voyeurism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Too many illegal and unmentionable not to mention questionable things :p. There was one episode that made me laugh, alot. He forgot to get his friend a present for her birthday. Stopped time, went into the shop and bought it then put the money on the counter. What a fucking ****, why didn't he just take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'd steal so much shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 What would happen if you did that though? Peace and quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Play lots of Mass effect, do all my college assignments, steal government secrets and become a vigilante superhero for peace and justice everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'd start mind-fucking with everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'd go all Cher and turn back time. Then I'd probably just get loads of money, then live out my life. Just money, that's all you need. Then when chatting with someone I'd just keep moving to different, places, like moving a foot further away each time and see if he notices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 To be fair, Bernard was a sad bastard. He used the watch to get his classowrk done, 30 seconds after it was set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Stop time everytime someone went to eat a crisp, steal it from their hand as they go to put in their mouth. Eat. Continue time. Repeat for hilarity. All the while, changing a hat on my head with everytime stop. Ensue confusion and wtfs. Kinda odd that that is all I think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoDesiato Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'd use it to prank people. You know, just when they're about to get their first bite into a hamburger, stop time, and steal the hamburger. And other things you don't want to know... EDIT: Great minds think alike it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Remove someone's head in the middle of a lecture. Would be hilarious. Too many illegal and unmentionable not to mention questionable things . Something four letters long beginning with an "R"? When the news is on, stop time in each time it goes to a location, get myself to that location, stand behind reporter, carry on time until the location changes, repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Rate? Yes. Rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I would go around the world, slowly erradicating religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksnowman Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Peace and quiet. But what if you died/ killed yourself, who would restart time? The world would be forever frozen. Rate? Yes. Rate. I thought you meant rotorscope. :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 But what if you died/ killed yourself, who would restart time? The world would be forever frozen. I thought you meant rotorscope. :s Time would only freeze for the one that froze it. It bizarre to think that what would literally be an eternity for the one that froze it be an instant for everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 I'd do what Jordan would do mostly. Also pull the food prank, the exam trick. Find all the people I don't like and give them a nice big punch in the face. Maybe drop a few of them into the sea. Catch up on all the games I haven't had time to play before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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