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The day started off strange. Guy came to the petrol station looking a bit worse for wear. Ie, blood on his clothes/hands and a few cuts on his face. First thing he said was "never mind the appearance" and sort of smiled. I asked if he was ok and he replied "I will be". Whilst I was serving him he sort of gave me the "Shhh" expression. I reckon some shit was about to go down. Other than the fact that he might have been on his way to play fisticuffs, he seemed quite a nice chap.

 

At the end of my shift, the boss came in despite not being scheduled to be. It was the first time I had seen him since leaving him a note about my new job/resignation. It was a little awkward to say the least. He's a nice chap though and he was nice about it all, but it just worried me when I first saw him seeing as he wasn't supposed to be in.

 

And I found out today that I have a start date for my new job so I can now give a proper letter of resignation to my boss. This shit just got real. I'll soon be a hip young go-getter working in a trendy office environment. Thinking outside the box/pushing the envelope/gleaming the cube/waxing the great dane/shuffling the pastry/scruffling the bundies/fondling the tofu etc. Plus I get to stare at photos of kids all day, so I know ReZ will be jealous.

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waxing the great dane

 

This. I declare a contest to think of Dannyboys new name.

 

DaneWax

DannymanTheDanehax

Dane Avenue

One Dane Two

Dane Powers

Danny Salami

 

Thinking outside the box/pushing the envelope/gleaming the cube/waxing the great dane/shuffling the pastry/scruffling the bundies/fondling the tofu etc. Plus I get to stare at photos of kids all day, so I know ReZ will be jealous.

 

Correct.

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Dane Bowers

Dane Edna

Dane looks like a lady

Dane-uh Dane-uh Dane-uh Dane-uh BATMAN!

Dane-o-mite

Dane-germouse

Black Hawk Dane

28 Danes Later

Dane of the Dead

System of a Dane

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Oooh, good ones. More;

 

MoogleViperDane

Retro_LinkDane

GoaferDane

Catchy! :indeed:

 

 

How-Was-Your-Dane

Rate-the-last-Dane-you-saw

Weight-Dane

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Jeeeesus...

 

Threads: 24,000, Posts: 1,000,988

 

Edit: Just realised that this means just over 1% of all posts on N-Europe are by me. I lol'd.

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Jeeeesus...

 

 

 

Edit: Just realised that this means just over 1% of all posts on N-Europe are by me. I lol'd.

 

That's not that surprising. I mean there's probably less than 100 regularly active members anyway.

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Unfortunately, I know exactly what you're on about!

 

I'm a Barney fan, personally!

 

Me too! :D

 

Well, hopeless romantics have a tendency to become depressed when they can't find that movie-like romance in real life. Which is pretty hard, you know. :heh:

 

And you're right, it all sound alien to me! :p

 

Ah right! I haven't even explored any kind of romance yet. So I'll get back to you on that one! :heh:

 

 

My Buttons Are Danish?

 

That made me Chuckle! :grin:

 

My day has been work! :)

 

I just got weird looks on the bus as I was on the phone to my friend and as I walked on I shouted "Not only are you Racist and Homophobic but you are also now against disabled Children!"

 

Out of context that sounds worse than it is. :p

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