martinist Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 10% chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Chav name is Zak-Leroy Irving "Leeeeeeerooooooooy Irrrrrrrrrrviiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!"
Mundi Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 I´m a 8% chav Which probably came from that arcade question and if i knew someone that has a outdoor hot tub.... My chav name is: Kevin-Romeo Jonsson
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 I am 33 Per Cent Chav AND For F**** F******* Sake It's Scally! Jesus (KYGPTS!) Know your Geograpical People Terms Sonny!
Shorty Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 I'm 18% chav apparently bit silly as I don't think going in a Little Chef with my parents when I was 7, stealing soap from a hotel when I was high or eating pot noodles should really add to being a chav. Just opposite my flat is a pharmacy where, for some reason, chavs like to hang out. It's a bus stop, with phone booths, and the whole cast of Shameless seem to hang out there with their trousers tucked into their socks and big blue bottles of cider in hand. 70% of them are pregnant. I'm quite certain I have 0% in common with those people.
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 Wannabe chav You are 3 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade didnt think it was chav for stealing from hotel rooms though... and I have a relitive called kevin
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 I am 33 Per Cent Chav AND For F**** F******* Sake It's Scally! Jesus (KYGPTS!) Know your Geograpical People Terms Sonny! Everyone else says chav(well actually irish people say knacker or scumbag but i adjusted) SO SHOULD YOU!ha
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 Everyone else says chav(well actually irish people say knacker or scumbag but i adjusted) SO SHOULD YOU!ha Yeah But a Chav and Scally are totally different, Scallies Don't Wear Burberry!
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 really? Well what are the difference besides that?
conzer16 Posted August 17, 2007 Author Posted August 17, 2007 This thread is asking are youa chav, not a scally.
Ant-Shimmin Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 really? Well what are the difference besides that? Clothes Trends, the Bling, Trainers.... There more common in Liverpool and Manchester Plus Chav's Shag their own sisters and you tend to find them in little small villages, scallies are more common in major cities, I think so anyway Scallie >>>> Chavs! Wait a second I thought I was taking the - How "Ant Shimmin" are you test? (Re-Reads Thread Title) Oh yeah, its "chav" LMFAO! You Iz So Funny!
mariosmentor Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 We've got Neds up here. My top 40 hit was Dueling Banjos from Deliverance. I'm pretty sure that was in the Top 40 at some point but don't think it's particularly Chavy/Nedy/Scalliey?
conzer16 Posted August 17, 2007 Author Posted August 17, 2007 Neds in Scotland, Chavs in England, Scallies in Liverpool, Charvas somewhere else, Scumbags in Dublin, Knackers in Ireland. They all mean roughly the same thing.
motion Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 You two really do need to get a room. You're like an old married couple... but who is the bloke of the relationship I wonder.... hmmm.....
BeerMonkey Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 13% chav yey :P Wait a second I thought I was taking the - How "Ant Shimmin" are you test? (Re-Reads Thread Title) Oh yeah, its "chav" got to give ya that one hob that was funny
Mikey Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 Wannabe chav You are 13 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Get your chav name!
Platty Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 I couldn't help but think these tests were for girls? anway: Wannabe chav You are 13 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. My Chav name: Jaycey-Leighton Platt (WTF?)
triforcemario Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 I'm 10% Chav. Also, my chav name is Dean-Jaycey Owen.
Zell Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 My name is "Reece-Dewayne". I'm 21% chav, and proud.
mcj metroid Posted August 17, 2007 Posted August 17, 2007 Man I can't even defend those pics. oh well still nice lose the god damn caps!
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