Jav_NE Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I hate "dear", "darlin" and "honey" and many others. The call my gf baby, its as cheesy as i can go. But i mainly call her schnuckms or punum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 My wife's name is Esther and I call her either "stinky", "dumbass", "Pester" or my favourite "Esther Pester puddin' and pie, kissed the boys and made them cry." She thinks I'm pretty cool when I say the last one. Her maiden name was Loynes and her nickname at school was Fester Groins. Delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 And husband of the year goes to... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 How long's it been since the topic lost the "G"? Only just noticed that part... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Can you often not locate the G? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 How long's it been since the topic lost the "G"? Only just noticed that part... 3rd September 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Can you often not locate the G? Touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Can you often not locate the G? Child's play now. I'm like a G-seeking missile - always hit the mark. *drum roll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Speaking of, today I found out you can get collagen injected into your g-spot to increase pleasure and what not. How odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Speaking of, today I found out you can get collagen injected into your g-spot to increase pleasure and what not. How odd. Eeeuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Thats what make some look like a miniature cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Eeeuuuuuuuuuuuuugh! Thats what make some look like a miniature cock. The G-spot (which is inside the vagina), not the clitoris... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The G-spot (which is inside the vagina), not the clitoris... The what now?... Jesus Christ, after all this time I treated both as one of the same... No!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The what now?... Jesus Christ, after all this time I treated both as one of the same... No!!!!!!!!!! epic lolz, not all women have them either (i think?) fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The G-spot is supposed to be a small area inside the vagina that is supposed to have more nerves in it, thus being more pleasurable. It's not very big, and feels kinda, not smooth or something. And it's on front side of the vagina I think, not the back, if that makes sense. But yeah, not every woman will feel more pleasure there I think, so there's still a lot of discussion about it all. *only knows this from reading around on the web* =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 A funny story about the G-Spot. My housemate started going out with an Irish lad at the beginning of the year. He's quite attractive, and apparantly he's not shy of the opposite sex. You can imagine my housemate's delight when she added him to facebook, and found that his nickname was "G-Spotter." How did she know this? Well...it was in-between his first and last name on his profile. She wasn't too impressed, and he's had it removed since they got serious. True fax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The G-spot is supposed to be a small area inside the vagina that is supposed to have more nerves in it, thus being more pleasurable. It's not very big, and feels kinda, not smooth or something. And it's on front side of the vagina I think, not the back, if that makes sense. But yeah, not every woman will feel more pleasure there I think, so there's still a lot of discussion about it all. *only knows this from reading around on the web* =P So the best way to reach it would be doggy style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 So the best way to reach it would be doggy style? Fingers. To be honest I don't know if a penis can really do much to the G-spot. But yeah, don't ask me about this kind of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzybee Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Child's play now. I'm like a G-seeking missile - always hit the mark. *drum roll* ................................. The what now?... Jesus Christ, after all this time I treated both as one of the same... No!!!!!!!!!! Too funny! You couldn't write this shit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 ................................. Too funny! You couldn't write this shit!! Well, as long as my girl pants the way she does as far as I'm concerned, I AM the G-seeking missile...dadada-DAH-DADAAAAAAAH! Fingers. To be honest I don't know if a penis can really do much to the G-spot. But yeah, don't ask me about this kind of stuff. ...Great advice nonetheless... Its great I have those long, piano-playing fingers ^^ Ahhhhhh! Whats better than talking about sex at 2am two nights before christmas? Ahhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I love how explicit your posts are! Too much information? Probably. But still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Ahhhhhh! Whats better than talking about sex at 2am two nights before christmas? Ahhhh. Having sex 1 night before Christmas? Just guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 No, that's just dirty, considering there'll probably be children nearby still lying in bed awake excited about Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Still better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Having sex 1 night before Christmas? Just guessing. yEEEEEEEEEEEP! Indeed! ^__________^' I love how explicit your posts are! Too much information? Probably. But still funny. ...Am I seriously being "explicit"? I'm just assuming the sex thread is the place for expousing those sexy tidbits. Are there any boundaries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 God....so epic. So fucking epic. Fingers are easiest to find it, but if you get in the right position a penis can devastate a G-Spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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