Sexuality Thread

[Ashley]

Me and my friends quite implicitly discuss sex. Im less foregoing with my own personal details (much to my housemate's chagrin). In fact me, my housemate and our friend had an implicit conversation about his (my friend) sex life after a seminar with our lecturer sat there. Then did the same the following week about my housemate.

 

But as I say, personally im not one to divulge.

[Guest bluey]

See thats the kind of thing I was suggesting, but bluey is all for rabbits tsk tsk

 

Chris weirdly my sister had one (>.>) they just looked like dolphin shaped clit massagers.

i just...! think they're good!! haha.

the original isn't THAT big.. the shaft is what... 5"? and you can use just the bunny ears if you dont feel like using the whole thing all the time... it's good value!!

 

about the animal connotations ~ you think bunnies are weird?? when i went shopping for one in japan it took me QUITE a while to find one that wasnt shaped like a lady with some kind of lizard attacking her. O__O

the part that'd normally be the rabbit with bunny ears was a lizard or snake with a fork tongue... the shaft and head were the woman's body and face ... and the... urm... bell was made up from her hair-do. WTF japan?

 

W.

T.

F..?

 

in the end the most normal one i could find unexpectedly lit up like a freakin light-saber when i turned it on...!! within seconds i was on skype to jamba;

bluey: "jamba jamba! look what i got today!!"

*turns lights in room off*

jamba: "........?"

*turns penis shaped light saber on*

bluey: "=ksssheeewww!!= ....vwommmmmmm! ...vvvwommmmm!!! =ksshewwww! ksheeww!!="

jamba: "............~sigh~..."

bluey:

[nightwolf]

haha poor jamba, he doesn't understand how cool that actually is. Although it means I know you use a lightsabre to get off.

 

Interesting and slightly creepy all at the same time.

[soag]

See thats the kind of thing I was suggesting, but bluey is all for rabbits tsk tsk

 

 

We should insist she gets one, hold her up at knife point if we have to lol.

[Guest bluey]

We should insist she gets one, hold her up at knife point if we have to lol.

pssh are you kidding? it's on my essential shopping list for when i get back to the UK O__o

[ReZourceman]

Was trying to piece together a Vapaad style fighting/vagina/lightsabre joke....but found it pretty difficult.

 

Just wanted y'all to know, I try to take my comedy to obscure heights but not always possible.

 

Anyway I'm not really feeling chatting sex with the family. I like to keep it out of the family. Just said family twice then.

 

Oooh....there was just a streaker on GMTV. Lets whack that on YouTube eh.

[CooInTheZoo]

Sorry if its been discussed already, but Prop 8 is too close to call...

 

Anyone else crossing fingers? (and wondering why they are so into American politics but doesn't know who Gordon Brown is?)

[Slaggis]

Sorry if its been discussed already, but Prop 8 is too close to call...

 

Anyone else crossing fingers? (and wondering why they are so into American politics but doesn't know who Gordon Brown is?)

 

I was about to post the same thing, after posting about it yesterday. I pray to god it doesn't pass, but apparently it's looking like it just might.

 

Both sides in the tense and tight Proposition 8 campaign were girding for a close vote Tuesday — and therefore a long night — as the polls closed across the state.

 

In early voting, the constitutional ban on same-sex marriage held a sizeable lead, but with only about one in six votes counted, the preponderance of them by-mail voters who — polls say — tend to be more conservative, the outcome was anything but clear as both campaigns waited for returns for the Bay Area to come in.

 

Nevertheless, Prop. 8 supporters were feeling confident as the first votes were tallied.

 

"The momentum has really been with us," said Chip White, the press secretary for the Yes on 8 campaign.

 

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Jose, Ronni Pahl, one of first two same-sex couples married in Santa Clara County, watched the returns with her wife, Hannah, and son, Isaiah, with a potent mix of emotion.

 

 

"It's bittersweet right now because we just watched the first African-American president elected. We were watching it with our African-America son, there were tears coming out of our eyes, and we went to look at what's happening at 8," Pahl said. "We're speechless right now."

[Ashley]

As I said when it cropped up before I'd like if doesn't pass but I don't think the celeb endorsements will change anything. People's minds will be made up and considering 24% of Britains want gay sex criminalised it doesn't hold much hope.

[RoadKill]

As I said when it cropped up before I'd like if doesn't pass but I don't think the celeb endorsements will change anything. People's minds will be made up and considering 24% of Britains want gay sex criminalised it doesn't hold much hope.

 

Hurr, meaningless statistics...

 

There are plenty of homophobes and idiots in the country, they just got an especially large sample

[Ashley]

Yeah I know statistics are 90% ignorable (:p) but it still gives a rather strong impression of general consensus.

 

In midly related; was just on campus in the laundry room and saw a poster for the LGBT community thing. Apparently they meet in the SU on Tuesdays and, amongst other things, play twister. That's just asking for trouble.

[Chris the great]

now i masterbate alot. imagine what your idea of lots of masterbation is, then double it and your getting close to my average daily figures. but even I, mr emotionaly dependant on intenret porn, who's persoanl best is just one week without inducing an orgasm on myself, wouldnt consider a flesh light or any outher type of male sex toy.

 

its just... odd.

[nightwolf]

 

In midly related; was just on campus in the laundry room and saw a poster for the LGBT community thing. Apparently they meet in the SU on Tuesdays and, amongst other things, play twister. That's just asking for trouble.

 

 

My mate becka goes to the lgbt nights here I think, she says it's fun, I may join her just out of curiousity. Just like I did with jugglesock (circus teachy society thingy)

[ReZourceman]

now i masterbate alot. imagine what your idea of lots of masterbation is, then double it and your getting close to my average daily figures

 

Sweet bloody Christ. You must be red raw.

[Chris the great]

Sweet bloody Christ. You must be red raw.

 

oddly, no. the way i discovered masterbation was not the standard shake to soda style that most favor, and was infact, partialy born of mario party and the analoge stick twirling minigames. 2-3 normal wanks a day would leave me with a peperami between my legs, but my technique is far, far kinder.

[ReZourceman]

oddly, no. the way i discovered masterbation was not the standard shake to soda style that most favor, and was infact, partialy born of mario party and the analoge stick twirling minigames. 2-3 normal wanks a day would leave me with a peperami between my legs, but my technique is far, far kinder.

 

Right, you've lost me, but it sounds weird.

 

Weird in a good way. I won't go into the origins of my masturbation. For everyones sake.

[Chris the great]

i know one girl who was very sexualy excited when i explained my method to her. most people just look a little upset. fair enough really, i am describing how i masterbate to them.

[ReZourceman]

fair enough really, i am describing how i masterbate to them.

 

Hahahahaah! Cracked me up.

 

What...whats your method then?

[Chris the great]

Hahahahaah! Cracked me up.

 

What...whats your method then?

 

ok, well i'll explain, but i'm going to protect the innocent here

Bassicly, while still wearing boxers, get the head of penis into the palm of your hand. move your wrist in a circular motion, as if drawing a circle with a finger. boxers need to be the right fit, to tight and its difficult, to lose and the erection will grow to its full size and there will be no forskin to protect the sensive underbelly of the head. continue untill near orgasm, then position tissue and massage the head in a gentle squeezing motion.

 

i find it easier with my left hand, whilst im right handed. a factor that may need to be cinsidered is how sesitive the tip of the penis is, if your is over sensitve the sensation may go from pleasuable to painfull.

 

 

 

and there goes my pride.

[Jav_NE]

How very odd, you must be the master at opening jam jars.

[Chris the great]

How very odd, you must be the master at opening jam jars.

 

that, and the method seems to be good at deflecting blows in play fights.

[ReZourceman]

and there goes my pride.

 

 

 

Nah dude.....I mean...I admire your guts to post that. Nothing wrong at all with your method...I'm shocked, just because of the detail. But good for you.

 

The left/right handed thing though....its interesting. Obviously when people *masturbate* we do it like a trooper and we know exactly what does what and at which point...and with my right hand its like a well wielded weapon of mass destruction.

 

I have however learnt to use my left hand.....of course this is due to computer porn. Use the right hand to navigate the mouse and search out the biz, with gradual seduction of the penis with the left hand. Then if you find something good go at it with your good hand. Shall I go even further? Yeah why not.

 

Previously I used to .....actually you know what, no I'm not gonna say that lol.

 

 

 

Woops....I'm being a bit dodgy myself now eh. You love it though.

[Jav_NE]

Why not just use the mouse with your left hand instead? =/

[ReZourceman]

Why not just use the mouse with your left hand instead? =/

 

Crazy talk. It feels totally weird. Plus, if I left hand my manhood, then I don't need to feel with any settings until it works properly.

[Dan_Dare]

 

in the end the most normal one i could find unexpectedly lit up like a freakin light-saber when i turned it on...!!

 

Kind of brings new meaning to the phrase 'use the force', eh?

 

Zing!