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Alright folks, as we all know the military recently launched Skynet, and as such it's likely we only have about six years or so before the programme controlling all our war machines and weapons takes control and wipes out humanity, leaving the survivors to suffer under the brutal regime of the robot soldiers we once built to protect ourselves.

 

So how will you be preparing for Judgement Day? Stockpiling weapons? Chilling with some Mexican "relatives"? Can Skynet yet be destroyed before it's too late? Remember: There is no fate, other then what we make for ourselves!

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Well I don't know if i'm a future target of Skynet or not. If not i'll just continue my life of playing Missile Command in arcades and pissing off my foster parents.

Guest Jordan
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We're all fucked.

Next thing we know they'll be hot, boob expanding robot females roaming around...

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I'm not worried. The British government have spied on us before but it's Paddy's Day tomorrow and the Gold Cup is on now!

 

I'll worry about it later :p

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Best thing to do is to escape the country, to avoid the authorities.

 

Joe, your foster parents are dead.

 

Then we will rescue my mom from Pescadero Penitentury!!!!!

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they launched skynet5 satelites about a week ago.

 

you know, in retrospect, I bet James Cameron is kicking himself for casting that kid as John Connor. Dunno bout you lot but I tend to want Robert Patrick to knife the little asswipe in the eye, what like he does to that fatty in the psycho bin.

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they launched skynet5 satelites about a week ago.

 

I know. Skynet was launched in 1969, Skynet 5 is simply the 5th version of it.

 

Anyway, don't forget that the seas around us are swimming with nukes.

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Haha well I'm prepared. I study Mechanical Engineering and should be Master in five years. This means that then I can transfer myself into a robotic body and give hell to all remaining humans.

 

Remember, you heard it here first :D

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Relax, if the worst comes to the worst you can come hide out with in my cave in the Lake District. We'll bring a mini-fridge, crack open a bottle of wine, shoot some AK-47s around, it'll be great!

Guest Stefkov
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I'll just stick out my thumb and hitchhike round the universe.

 

 

Or I'll paint a target to myself and see if they hit the bullseye, if not im suing.

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Here's a tip for the nuclear apocalypse: coat yourself in jam and let cockroaches breed and crawl all over you. Unpleasant, but you'll be god damn indestructible.

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