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Who Shall Rule The World?


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First 3 things Solitanze would do as ruler of the world:

 

1. Behead all who don't like Twilight Princess.

2. Give everyone a number which makes his statistic making simpler.

3. Reveal his true identity as Jeff, the guy who gave Twilight Princess 8.8.

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I'm surprised Chcuk Norris hasnt been mentioned...

 

That's because Chuck Norris is OLD. Not him specifically, but the jokes, and they suck. We are better than that. I hope nobody will post after me disproving that statement, but seriously, I hate the chuck norris meme. He'd be no match for lolitanzes facts and stats.

 

(plus im pretty sure chuck norris doesn't frequent these forums)

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Seriously, the only person who could possibly rule is Rokhed.

 

Compared to him and his legacy everyone else is a piddly mistake.

 

First thing I'll be doing is putting a tax on maternity wards, one in ten mothers will be expected to donate their new born to my personal larder.

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I'm gonna be honest here, does everything with a gay person have to revolve around your/their sexuality?

 

I'm sure you guys are nice people really, but does everything have to be about "I'm gay and loving it w0000"? Come on, you must have personalities somewhere.

 

That and clothes.

 

But come on, Letty managed to whip Jordan into shape, thus she can control anyone :p

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