Dante Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Resident Evil: Afterlife http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=17267&count=0 Another film to jump on the Avatar/3D bandwagon. Using RE4/RE5 stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 WTF....>Twilight 3 appears to have something resembling a plot...?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 "We're at war.." "They're coming...here." *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Posted April 25, 2010 Author Share Posted April 25, 2010 OMGZ it actually has action. I knew David Slade could possibly not make it suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 The build-up is nice, and the action looks fairly good ... but the concept of the Twilight saga just ruins it for me. The characters seem so shallow and quite frankly disturbing in their relationships. I can see the appeal for those who love a sweet romance (I know I'm guily of that myself), but still ... not my cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 I actually genuinely like Jacob. He just has shit taste in women. Although tbf I'm in love with her too, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 DAKOTA FANNING WILL DESTROY EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE. tru fax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Anyone who isn't Team Jacob is a filthy mudblood. He's the only decent person in the whole franchise (or the movies at least). The only one who wouldn't make you want to claw out your own eyes just being around them. Bella's such a twat. Edward's a twat too, but she's worse for falling in line with him, when Jacob and her bitchy friend from Up In The Air are so much more interesting, and hint at having more than 1 dimension to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I watched the first half hour of twilight then gave up. Too much staring, not enough dialogue. Not a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 DC Comics Jonah Hex I'm over it. Doesn't look awful, but I have no desire to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Well I didn't have any desire to see it, but there are several things shown in that trailer that my mind is unable to cope with, without needing to see in greater depth. I shall list those things. - Megan Fox (obviously) - Great cast, and one liners "What happened to yours?" - Shit tonnes of weapons hanging up on a wall. So yeah I actually think that looks very cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Film of the year, right here. The basic premise of this film, Robert, the tire, comes to life and starts exploding heads left and right with his new found telepathic gifts. A group of spectators is watching a mock-projection in the middle of the desert. They make comments on the scenes of the "film" as it is occurring before their eyes: Robert, a tire that has been abandoned in the desert, suddenly comes to life, for no reason. He learns how to get around, explores the desert and discovers in himself a passion for destroying insects and various lost items. Robert soon develops a telepathic gift, which gives him the ability to destroy anything he wants, without moving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Brilliant! Dude ... Machete ... wasn't he the inventor uncle from the Spy Kids movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 That film looks terrible. I hate those sort of films. I'll probably end up watching it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-likes-trees Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 (edited) New Inception trailer is out! Looks eeepic. I just can't get enough of the cast / director combo. Movie of my dreams <- stunning wit Anyway, I feel I'm over-hyping quite a lot. Go watch kids http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=27823 Edited May 8, 2010 by dan-likes-trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Dude ... Machete ... wasn't he the inventor uncle from the Spy Kids movies? Yeah that's Danny Trejo, both movies even have the same director. Robert Rodriguez has a colourful directing career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Brilliant! Is this another fake trailer or did Machete just get "real"? If so, A W E S O M E :bouncy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Is the narrator in that Machette trailer the same guy who did the House of the Dead Overkill narration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I'm crying. ANNA LUCIAAAAAAAAAAAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 New Inception trailer is out! Looks eeepic. I just can't get enough of the cast / director combo. Movie of my dreams <- stunning wit Anyway, I feel I'm over-hyping quite a lot. Go watch kids http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=27823 HYYYYYYYYYYPEEEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Yeah that's Danny Trejo, both movies even have the same director.Robert Rodriguez has a colourful directing career. Not only is it the same actor, it's actually the same character, Machete Cortez. Not exactly the same lovable uncle he was in Spy Kids. :p Is this another fake trailer or did Machete just get "real"? If so, A W E S O M E :bouncy: I looked it up on Wikipedia. It seems that this was originally one of a number fake trailers made that would feature in the movie Grindhouse, but then they decided to actually make real movies out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 That's a greatly expanded trailer since Grindhouse, though. Either they're continuing the hoax or it's actually a real film now. I'm not sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If Wikipedia is to be trusted, it is indeed a real film now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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