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Rough spot has turned into a rough expanse.:/

Oh, Duuuuuuude, the dead are ALL ABOUT Mousetrap. Anyway. Yes, I've seen a ghost. I was about seventeen, it was this greenish-white apparition that hovered around my bed one night. It said "However, this is mine" and disappeared into my wardrobe. Creepy.

China would be the worst place in the world for you, or anyone else even slightly bothered by being singled out as foreign or different. There are three countries in the world for Chinese people: China, Evil Japan and Not China. Walking down the street can be a bit of an annoying experience: one in ten people will shout "HELLOOOOoooooooOOOOOO!" at you. It's not friendly, most of the time, it's said with the same inflection as "NIGGER!". Which, by the way, they also say. Speaking personally, I am ethnically mostly white, but mongrel Irish and native American. I identify as "White Other" because I don't see myself as purely Anglo-Saxon. It annoys me a little when people say "But you're white!" I usually retort: I am many things, many terrible, terrible things, but I am not white. But yeah, blue eyes like a motherfucker. To anyone concerned by racism/rabid nationalism, there is one way to think about it: when you are born, the first thing you are is not a race, colour or nationality, but a human being. That never changes.

What's a "wee face"? Is it like an "orgasm face"?

Because I don't want to look like some kind of weirdo /said without irony.

I am buying this. Today. Then I am wearing it.

Terrible, terrible stress recently, and a "Brain Fog" descended over the last few days. I have these last few days been having the most awful nightmares. Monday I dreamt I was on a plane that suddenly lost fuel, it dropped suddenly from the sky and crashed. Last thing I remember, a great fireball washed over me. I died :/ Another time, I was on a game show, trying to win money for a mentally handicapped girl to turn her house into a completely safe and happy environment to live in. However, just as I was winning another contestant dropped into the game - she started beating me, it came down to a tie in the end, she leaned over and told me that she was playing to win the money in order to pay for medicine to help a terminally ill little girl live for another six months. On hearing that, I suggested we split the money, but no, half would not be enough to help either girl. I remember suddenly bursting into floods of tears. Why is my brain doing this to me?

True, but at the risk of sounding obtuse, it's not always necessary to go off at a tangent and expect yourself to do a full 360. Anyway, it's all good fun and acute way to spend a protracted period of time.

Don't be so square, things tend to come back full circle eventually.

Someone got the crap beaten out of them in Shanghai for telling some people to shut up in the cinema. Stupid piece of shit, I HAD to take that phone call.

Or just changed them all to "BollockStation" and have done with it.

Lettuce see if we can chive to this chain together. Otherwise I'll have to leaf this thread.

Listen, I'm not going to waxfruit lyrical about the mangoing mad by bumping a thread, but it'd be taking the pips banning him, don't you think?

But...you'll die.

Welcome, Red Wizard!

Cool story, Captain WrongPants. CHANGE. YOUR. NAME.

Great book. Sad truth is, it reads almost exactly like the Chinese Communist Party play book - secret detentions, children informing on parents, sudden disappearances, intense historical revisionism...

In punishment, I believe that Charlie should change his name to "Captain Wrongpants" for a week.

Well, a proud day for Andy Murray and Great Britain.

The Way We Live Now - a tragi-comic tale of how lust for gold blinds otherwise sensible folk and the pursuit of wealth as an end in itself is futile. I do enjoy Trollope, but I think this was his finest work. Just.... just your old posts, yeah?:p

Fucking right you do, I'm having that put n the tombstone! "David-Scott Iun Rohhann Robert Jastallis Twleka Hockley, like h avengers, suck my cock"

Haha, I'm watching Avengers on pirate DVD and fuck you it's good! Who needs all tose stupid issues and sit IT'S JUST GOOD FUCKING FUN DAMMIT! If you want to watch a stupid movie where peoe gett all broody and shit aout bollocks then watch a fucking arty movie set n some dipshit Paris suburb featuring some pipe-smoking frog piece of crap actor wo does it al for the "craft" but secretly ponies around like a cocky little semen-stain in designer suits and tells everyboday ow great he is. FUCK YOU it's a good movie and if you don't like it, consider this an open invitation to suck my cock every Sunday for the rest of eternity.

And blisters. Blisters first.

This is all @MoogleViper fault: he starts talking about blisters and then THE SPAMBOTS DESCEND.