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  1. The Bard
    Why can't I climb over that pile of rubble? It's 2 feet tall. Oh and wow...slaying that pack of rats just got me 2000 gil and a tent. Intriguing. Hold on a sec, a landmine just blew the best part of my face off, I'm gonna need to munch on this here ration.
  2. The Bard
    I suppose. But doing that would make me a nice person. And we can't have any of that
  3. The Bard
    My gals too old for Halloween apparently, so while she sits at home and watches the OC like a fool, I'll be out dressed as a pirate with a bottle of the cheapest rum I can find, getting fucked and harassing the denizens of whichever student bar I stumble across in my crawl around Manchester with my best mate, who's basically going naked, except for a cape, a helmet, a plastic sword and some red undies. It. Will. Be. Epic.
  4. The Bard
    It isn't a good film though. And claiming that it has any semblance of depth is as farcical as can be.
  5. The Bard
    Man, listening to the Blackening again, it's actually got some pretty killer riffs, and I like a couple of songs a lot, Clenching The Fists of Dissention and the first half Aesthetics of Hate are pretty good...shame they diluted it with some pretty bad shit later on. Ugh...I hate it when albums start to grow on me despite being a blatant exhibition of plagiarism. The new down/ Baroness albums are also pretty spiffin, but nothing seems to be on the radar for the near future.
  6. The Bard
    Spaced without Simon Pegg? I think not.
  7. The Bard
    Same here. I can't think of a single gangster film I enjoyed watching, apart from The Departed. And that wasn't really your typical gangster film anyway.
  8. The Bard
    Went out with a mate and got Halloween costumes, I'm goin to a bar as a pirate, and he's got a makeshift spartan outfit. All I need is a bottle of rum. I just know that I'm gonna be hassling poor fuckers all night, whenever anyone tries to chalk their cue I'm gonna be like "Arrrrrr Gladys, chalk it, don't pleasure it!" Promises to be a fun night.
  9. The Bard
    Off to get a halloween costume today. Not sure what to go for. Hell I'd be fine going as myself, I'm scary enough.
  10. The Bard
    There are many like it, but this one is mine! I love my rifle. "Goddamnit, Piles, were you born a slimy fat shit, or did you have to work on it?"
  11. The Bard
    Only the original one though. The spinoffs came and fucked it up. The animated series was pure awesomeness though.
  12. The Bard
    Dragonball Z. It's awesome. The ones in bold were also awesome, mainly because I love Donald duck. Seriously, you can totally relate to the poor guy, he always gets the shaft over that bastard rat. Gotta love Baloo too.
  13. The Bard
    Eat shit and die.
  14. The Bard
    Er, fuck off, I'm the guy that suggests Crono. And if he doesn't make it, heads are gonna roll, and I promise you, Iwata's and Sakurai's are gonna be the first to go.
  15. The Bard
    Yeah, it is. Nothing wrong with most chavs either, I know some lovely people that get called chavs just because of what they wear or look like. They're are obviously a load of dickheads as well, but hey, what social class doesn't have it's share of bigoted shitstains? It actually stands for "council house, and violent," apparently.
  16. The Bard
    Haha, epic win.
  17. The Bard
    Now now, OW, what have I told bout making fun of "special" people? The poor man lives in Wales, and we all know that the evolutionary line ended there long before they could be considered part of the homo genus . (hehe. I said homo) Also: Full Metal Jacket. 9.5/10. Fuck yeah man, great film, well presented but the last 20mins weren't as captivating as the rest of it. Great script, spawned some genius one liners
  18. The Bard
    Woke up, watched Full Metal Jacket, took a shower, went climbing. So much fun, but my arms kill and I can't make a fist . Came home and played some epic Halo 3. *Climbs over railing and does chinups to get his Grip lv. Up. *
  19. The Bard
    Just played Halo with a mate round for ages, it was sooooo much fun. Finally I can understand why people love this game, you get a friend with borderline tourettes and a strong bloodlust, set him loose in Last Resort with a battle rifle, and much hilarity ensues. "Fraggin' n00bs in a 'social environment,' gets my dick hard."
  20. The Bard
    Couldn't actually have said it better.
  21. The Bard
    Went out to friends bday, drank a fair amount, talked a bit, came home. Still feel like ass. My brain age is now a constant 20, yet I still can't handle some of the advanced soduku's there. I'm so constantly bored and I have no idea what to do about it, when masturbation's lost it's fun, and you're fucking lazy.
  22. The Bard
    Probably, I don't know. Luckily, I've only heard the stuff I quite enjoy. It's not the kinda thing I would go and look into though, just decent stuff that I can enjoy once in a blue moon.
  23. The Bard
    The picture does no justice to the scarred spectacle that is Woody's bare ass.
  24. The Bard
    After taking it to the doctor it turns out to be a second degree. Damn itchy and painful though. Still not as bad as my mate who has multiple 2nd degree burns on his ass from getting drunk and asking to be branded with a roasting fork, and then getting even more drunk and asking to get some more done on the other cheek for "symmetry." Photo (not for the faint of heart);
  25. The Bard
    Great, another thread about to be inundated by responses such as "yo mamma" etc. Last night, I was up till 4 talking to mates at uni, and then fell asleep with a lit cig in my hand which is why I've got a 3rd degree burn on my upper thigh. Win.
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