The Bard

I can do Donald Duck pretty much perfectly.

Yaaay. Happy bday...I remember the good old days of us pwning maximum face on Gears . Good times.

Watching the trailer for this gets my dick hard.

When I drive around particular places, I have particular lanes that I try to get into, cause in some odd fantasy that's playing out in my head, they're the health recovery tiles from F-Zero, and I get really pissy if there's someone blocking my way haha... Honestly, driving is so damn boring, I need anything to add a little excitement.

We were in her bed, and it was between Rage Against The Machine and Bright Eyes. Quite frankly, angry sex > depressed sex . It was bare loud aswell...and I didn't have the stones to go turn it down...it was unimportant tbh .

Fair enough...glad we agree .

It's not metal .... It was also far far too angry for that occasion haha. Damn, maybe if that guy got some tail, he'd chill out? :p.

Your idea of a debate is pretty farcical, cause essentially, it's been me talking at you, while you labour the same vacantly crude point repeatedly. So no, I'll pass on that (hopefully) one time offer, thanks. Occam's Razor isn't the infallible truth of the universe, Fish...I think that sometimes you prize your objectivity a little much. Were talking about the difference between a benign subscriber to a faith, and someone who condemns and defines those people by a stock term. I hold the former in infinitely more esteem.

Mario Galaxy, quite frankly, shits all over Halo 3. Whaddya know, it rhymes too.

That woman has a magnificent penchant for saying nothing very much at all. Islam isn't some sort of termite colony with a collective intelligence, you tit, they don't all have the same colonialist, totalitarian attitudes. Get this delusion out of your head. The problem is the uneducated, egotistical, fear mongering douchebags that arise through desperation, and the fact that people find it easier to live through the day when they can cling to some vain ideal. As a wise man once said "In truth, there are as many religions as there are individuals." Don't define people under a blanket term.

You have a point with Iran, Jesus, that place is a mess, but if you're genuinely worried about the UK turning into that kinda place ever, then you've clearly got to replace the captain of your brain ship, cause he's drunk at the wheel...seriously...are you schizophrenic?

Holy Jesus. Isn't this whole paragraph just the perfect example of unwitting irony. You speak of naivety, yet your comments are defined by it.

You're confusing Islam with people who claim to be Muslim but fail to uphold any of the religions moral codes. And I think it's pretty farcical to "search google" and come up with a bunch of quotes. Why not try reading it in context? Still, Islam has the same huge, gaping faults as all other religions. I just think you really don't know the first thing about it, and you're so angry and hateful towards it, which quite frankly, says a whole bunch, considering that's the very characteristic you fear in "muslims" to begin with. Just, chill, and accept that the people who react in the way the people reacted to that woman's innocent "mistake," aren't necessarily representative of the whole mkay

No and yes, respectively.

Happy Bday you legend

Nope, I've read the Quran, all human life is of equal value. I mean, come on, you can't take these people seriously, Saudi Arabia, the big "Islamic Nation" or so it deems itself, has a monarchy, which basically contravenes the idea of democracy; another key part of Islam. I'm not saying that some people that call themselves "muslims" aren't dangerous, I'm saying that you should know all the facts before you pass judgment on an entire system of belief. I get what you mean a little though, "god" sure is a bitch to let these assholes get away with some of the shit they do in his name...some, like me, would take that as reason enough to say he doesn't give a fuck about us, so we might aswell not give a fuck about him, if he's even there. Which I doubt. I'll stop now :p

Top track; Journey - Don't Stop Believing. Internet five! For the big dawg

Haha...you mean you...hahahahah, that's pretty bad. My first time, I the horniest guy on earth, and for some reason Rage Against The Machine were playing in the background. It was great, lasted about fiv...half an hour? .

A muslim, according to the Quran itself, is someone who believes in one god and accepts Mohammad as the final prophet of god. Plain and simple. Of course, many people do this because they have been forced to by the circumstances of their birth, rather than any conclusion of their own...so you add that factor, and sometimes you come to, as with any tradition, people with completely skewed perceptions, taught not to think, and who blindly uphold things they don't even understand themselves. What you need to realise, is that these people aren't good examples, or even remotely the most abundant example of your typical muslim. Don't get me wrong, I'm the last person who would defend religion, but I think your hate or indignation is a little misdirected. Religion, like any other form of human thought should be put to trail, unfortunately, the same people who believe in these things so vehemently themselves, are so insecure that they'd rather not let that happen. One of the most important laws in Islam is that you can't take another persons life, or you will go to hell. Just pointing out that no "muslim" would take the lives of innocent people. As for Christianity...ever heard of the IRA? I wouldn't really class them as Christians either, but thats what they claim, and we all need a scapegoat right?

Same times a thousand .

To be honest, they're fanatics, and not really proper muslims. I know a lot of muslim people, and most of them are great, no different from anyone, they just have a slightly different way of living. I think it's a bit extreme to say you need to keep "Islam" out. What we do need to keep out, are idiots without a sense of judgment, who blindly and strictly adhere to arcane principles that aren't even part of their religion; the fundamentalists that make up the media image of Islam. Other than that, Islam is just as bad as Catholicism, or every other system of belief based on fear and insecurity; every religion under the sun.

It's probably cause I used to listen to Testament and Exodus a lot back in the day, and listening again, the musicianship is pretty crass...Testament's shit in The New Order is alright, but his voice and the lyrics are just absolutely the definition of inane. I still maintain that the best record from the thrash era is between Rust In Piece or ...And Justice For All. Isn't that just what everyone says .

Most of his books are quite "fatty," or so I've heard, I've only read through Crime and Punishment, but after the first hundred and fifty pages or so...it's like three hundred of him declaring his guilt over and over. Loved the book though.

I'm currently reading through The Whitsun Weddings by Philip Larkin. I'm loving it, most of the poems are really really great, too bad that poem that gives it's name to the compilation is a bit shit. Alsoooo...currently reading The Spire. It's one of the most densely written books I've ever read. I've found new stuff reading through chapters multiple times. It's very good. Golding is phat yo.

"Do you believe in fate?" "No" "Why not?" "Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life..." . Tis a good film...even though the pop philosophy does eventually start to get a little too cheesy.