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  1. The Bard
    Aaaaarrgh! Why the fuck won't my hair stop falling out?
  2. The Bard
    Finding Nemo is great. Fact.
  3. The Bard
    Lol, I think it was a mask with an inflated balloon inside, that the guy was wearing on his head. It was the coolest thing ever .
  4. The Bard
    ^ Not really. Red Dwarf was pretty good sometimes, and Peep Show is pretty great too. None of them are as good as Spaced though.
  5. The Bard
    Halloween photos. Yaay. Me downing the rum. My friend the spartan. Me looking intimidating. Arr gladys. Chalk it, don't pleasure it. Me and marty. Me sipping my Jagermeister. Me smiling. It doesn't happen often. Now you know why. Me catching some shut eye after far too much alcohol. Knight, Fair wench, Pirate, Asterix and Death. An unlikely party. Me eating a sword. We had watched Platoon earlier. Rude awakening. Some gals who wanted to see my sword. Random guy with the coolest headgear I've ever seen. And me with that shitty grin. Soz for the ridiculously large amount of photos. I quite like them.
  6. The Bard
    Save tonight...and fight the break of dawn. NooooooooO! Fucking f®iends got that song stuck in my head, and even putting Demigod on infinite repeat isn't enough to beat it out of my skull. Damn you eagle eye, and your infectious choruses.
  7. The Bard
    Does Advance Wars count? If so then that. If it doesn't then it's Bust A Move 4/ The Sudoku puzzles in Brain Age...
  8. The Bard
    Like, actual eggs. Ugh, that was some fucking severe munchies.
  9. The Bard
    I'm really trashed, I've just eaten through a multipack of salt and vinegar crisps, two tubes of jaffa cakes, and two eggs. I'm gonna splode. Halloween was fucking awesome too...will put up stupid photos at some point.
  10. The Bard
    Jesus, jay, that's so depressing it reads like something I'd write after a bad day on the bottle. Calm down lad, sometimes things seem a lot worse than they are, especially when you're on the downers. It's gon ta be a great day! = D
  11. The Bard
    Why can't I climb over that pile of rubble? It's 2 feet tall. Oh and wow...slaying that pack of rats just got me 2000 gil and a tent. Intriguing. Hold on a sec, a landmine just blew the best part of my face off, I'm gonna need to munch on this here ration.
  12. The Bard
    I suppose. But doing that would make me a nice person. And we can't have any of that
  13. The Bard
    My gals too old for Halloween apparently, so while she sits at home and watches the OC like a fool, I'll be out dressed as a pirate with a bottle of the cheapest rum I can find, getting fucked and harassing the denizens of whichever student bar I stumble across in my crawl around Manchester with my best mate, who's basically going naked, except for a cape, a helmet, a plastic sword and some red undies. It. Will. Be. Epic.
  14. The Bard
    It isn't a good film though. And claiming that it has any semblance of depth is as farcical as can be.
  15. The Bard
    Man, listening to the Blackening again, it's actually got some pretty killer riffs, and I like a couple of songs a lot, Clenching The Fists of Dissention and the first half Aesthetics of Hate are pretty good...shame they diluted it with some pretty bad shit later on. Ugh...I hate it when albums start to grow on me despite being a blatant exhibition of plagiarism. The new down/ Baroness albums are also pretty spiffin, but nothing seems to be on the radar for the near future.
  16. The Bard
    Spaced without Simon Pegg? I think not.
  17. The Bard
    Same here. I can't think of a single gangster film I enjoyed watching, apart from The Departed. And that wasn't really your typical gangster film anyway.
  18. The Bard
    Went out with a mate and got Halloween costumes, I'm goin to a bar as a pirate, and he's got a makeshift spartan outfit. All I need is a bottle of rum. I just know that I'm gonna be hassling poor fuckers all night, whenever anyone tries to chalk their cue I'm gonna be like "Arrrrrr Gladys, chalk it, don't pleasure it!" Promises to be a fun night.
  19. The Bard
    Off to get a halloween costume today. Not sure what to go for. Hell I'd be fine going as myself, I'm scary enough.
  20. The Bard
    There are many like it, but this one is mine! I love my rifle. "Goddamnit, Piles, were you born a slimy fat shit, or did you have to work on it?"
  21. The Bard
    Only the original one though. The spinoffs came and fucked it up. The animated series was pure awesomeness though.
  22. The Bard
    Dragonball Z. It's awesome. The ones in bold were also awesome, mainly because I love Donald duck. Seriously, you can totally relate to the poor guy, he always gets the shaft over that bastard rat. Gotta love Baloo too.
  23. The Bard
    Eat shit and die.
  24. The Bard
    Er, fuck off, I'm the guy that suggests Crono. And if he doesn't make it, heads are gonna roll, and I promise you, Iwata's and Sakurai's are gonna be the first to go.
  25. The Bard
    Yeah, it is. Nothing wrong with most chavs either, I know some lovely people that get called chavs just because of what they wear or look like. They're are obviously a load of dickheads as well, but hey, what social class doesn't have it's share of bigoted shitstains? It actually stands for "council house, and violent," apparently.
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