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  1. The Bard
    Haha, epic win.
  2. The Bard
    Now now, OW, what have I told bout making fun of "special" people? The poor man lives in Wales, and we all know that the evolutionary line ended there long before they could be considered part of the homo genus . (hehe. I said homo) Also: Full Metal Jacket. 9.5/10. Fuck yeah man, great film, well presented but the last 20mins weren't as captivating as the rest of it. Great script, spawned some genius one liners
  3. The Bard
    Woke up, watched Full Metal Jacket, took a shower, went climbing. So much fun, but my arms kill and I can't make a fist . Came home and played some epic Halo 3. *Climbs over railing and does chinups to get his Grip lv. Up. *
  4. The Bard
    Just played Halo with a mate round for ages, it was sooooo much fun. Finally I can understand why people love this game, you get a friend with borderline tourettes and a strong bloodlust, set him loose in Last Resort with a battle rifle, and much hilarity ensues. "Fraggin' n00bs in a 'social environment,' gets my dick hard."
  5. The Bard
    Couldn't actually have said it better.
  6. The Bard
    Went out to friends bday, drank a fair amount, talked a bit, came home. Still feel like ass. My brain age is now a constant 20, yet I still can't handle some of the advanced soduku's there. I'm so constantly bored and I have no idea what to do about it, when masturbation's lost it's fun, and you're fucking lazy.
  7. The Bard
    Probably, I don't know. Luckily, I've only heard the stuff I quite enjoy. It's not the kinda thing I would go and look into though, just decent stuff that I can enjoy once in a blue moon.
  8. The Bard
    The picture does no justice to the scarred spectacle that is Woody's bare ass.
  9. The Bard
    After taking it to the doctor it turns out to be a second degree. Damn itchy and painful though. Still not as bad as my mate who has multiple 2nd degree burns on his ass from getting drunk and asking to be branded with a roasting fork, and then getting even more drunk and asking to get some more done on the other cheek for "symmetry." Photo (not for the faint of heart);
  10. The Bard
    Great, another thread about to be inundated by responses such as "yo mamma" etc. Last night, I was up till 4 talking to mates at uni, and then fell asleep with a lit cig in my hand which is why I've got a 3rd degree burn on my upper thigh. Win.
  11. The Bard
    Air are really good. I haven't heard much, but most of the stuff is so tranquil and atmospheric. Love em. Also: Arctic Monkeys suck fat, hairy, man balls.
  12. The Bard
    I thought it was great. The look on JD's face in the final few seconds is mortifying, you feel so bad for him. And what the hell, the Janitor actually has a life now?
  13. The Bard
    It's a shit song whichever way you cut it.
  14. The Bard
    Today was as uneventful as always. I need a job. Anyway, tomorrow should be good, haircut, then my friends 18th. I seem to have lost all enthusiasm for everything.
  15. The Bard
    Ooooh. I saw that 2 weeks ago at the cornerhouse. It really is the most doleful thing I've seen for a long time. There was like, maybe one character you actually become endeared to, and that was his wife. I also saw the guy that plays Ian Curtis walking around in Fallowfield, looking ridiculously moody. Bitchin film though.
  16. The Bard
    Great great band, not particularly energetic though, so it might be hard to get into if you heard them for the first time at a live show. I can't stop listening to "Lazarus." I need to get their back catalogue, only got about 10 songs, but they're all fantastic.
  17. The Bard
    Man. I fucking love Porcupine Tree. Anyone with me on that?
  18. The Bard
    Hehe. Downloading it as I type. Scrubs kicks your ass.
  19. The Bard
    I don't like Muse, seriously, the only thing that could match their soporific effect is a hammer to the face, and no, in this instance, that isn't a good thing.
  20. The Bard
    No, it's the other way round, the book is far better than the film. Have you read Enduring Love? The film isn't done very well, but I don't want to spoil anything if you haven't read it. It's a good read though, and you could get through it in a couple of days. I've seen Atonement, haven't read it though, it's quite good actually. I haven't read the book yet, I guess there's less of an incentive now that I know the story though...
  21. The Bard
    Finished Enduring Love, quite great. Deciding whether to start on The Spire or be a lazy shit and play some Halo 3.
  22. The Bard
    I recommend Basic Instinct. Yesh. Jk, but totally go for Spinal Tap. Totally a birthday film. Totally.
  23. The Bard
    Ugh. Whenever I try to draw myself, the end product is always too fuckin stupid for words. Case in point, this unfinished doodle, admittedly a decent effort for a microsoft paint job:
  24. The Bard
    They're different kinda films. Private Ryan is a more sentimental/ theatrical kinda film. It's awesome, just not in the same way.
  25. The Bard
    Well, if you like metal, then it's like saying you've never heard of Chuck Norris. Whitechapel fact no.1 Whitechapel don't use dischords because they don't know what to do, they use them because they want to hurt you. .
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