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They know you so well, Murr. :p I'd grow a mustache, but I'm not a) a gay porn start from the seventies, b) a hipster, c) Tom Selleck, or d) my dad, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass.

Maybe they were just really good friends! I'd totally avenge your death, Ashley.

I think we should all just forget the last two seasons, and pretend that this is season 5. More like, "I had sex with a digital woman that sort of looked like Yvonne Strahovski after being hit in the face with a frying pan." But I guess that's a bit long.

Horseface from the Mass Effect series, yes.

They should just use this as an excuse to make the entire extended universe non-canon.

Someone should just copy the summary of the comics from Wikipedia so Diego doesn't have to watch the show.

He's old and fat now, though, so he'd have to play Jabba the Hutt Jr.

I didn't realize this was out so soon. And I'm actually excited about this, unlike Revelations, which I was fine with waiting for a price drop for. Fake edit: Well, I guess it's not out on the Wii U yet, for obvious reasons.

I didn't realize this was out so soon. And I'm actually excited about this, unlike Revelations, which I was fine with waiting for a price drop for. Who wants to buy it for me? *Bats eyelashes*

I thought you were a cancer patient. Because nothing's scarier than cancer, I guess. Actually, I thought you were Voldemort with a mustache in that first picture.

Someone needs to invite him to join N-E.

You know your child is going to grow up to become a Nintendo fan when you give him a name like Triforce.

"BUT I'M SO UGLY HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY LIKE ME?" Maybe she's blind.

I'd hit it. Dohoho. So that's what @Captain Falcon has been up to lately.

That's horrible timing, Paul.

I think Bob has the right idea. Paying someone else to look like a fool for a month makes more sense than doing it yourself.

I think the Observers chose the time period they did because it would have been really hard to do Fringe episodes about them invading in the 1970s/2070s.

Just hit them over the nose with a newspaper until they learn to behave.

Maybe it was Charlie that put her off!

I think that was his point - that the series has strayed too far from what made it good - hence his reference to SUPER MONKEY BALL BANANA EXPLOSION FUN.

Way to make everyone else feel bad. :p Good for you, though!

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? :p Unfortunately, my jizz is too precious to waste on an IGN review.

You should have grabbed her breasts while you had the chance! Did he not text you afterwards?