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In before Friday. vvv Ha! Suck it, Peeps!

Well, we love you anyway, Ashley. Despite your many, many flaws.

You said that your fictional manliness was awesome, and I said that it's not. At least that's how I read your post. If that's not what you meant, then no, I guess I don't understand words. :p

Like whatever the male equivalent to scissoring is. You know how you'll hear about something, and then you'll see it everywhere after that, even in places where you never saw it before? Scissoring has been like that to me. My poor delicate sensibilities. Just close your eyes? Not to say that I would say no.

There is nothing awesome about Ashley's manliness. I think mummies/zombies may have problems... performing. Haha, I'm sure if Stephenie Meyer wrote a book about sponges, all the tweens would eat it up.

Plus having seasons one to five in one box set and the other seasons in separate cases would look awful on your shelf. I approve.

But will he be playing a hot zombie? :p Aww, it's like that How I Met Your Mother episode, where Ted's perfect match already had a boyfriend. But making new friends is always nice. Clearly a computer somewhere thinks the two of you have things in common, too.

You mean she was hot. It must have felt good that she found you interesting and/or attractive, though. Now use that confidence and find a girl who's not taken. Or steal Dan's girlfriend. We've gone from vampires to zombies, so up next... mummies?

Out of spite.

Wait, why are you agreeing with stereotypes against women?

Happy birthday, Eevil. Also, these guys. Whatever.

She sounds bossy. That's good news about the internet dating, though.

Who added the other first? I hear that's really important. Probably something about the person who does the initial adding being 'the man' in the relationship or something... Also, weren't you going to try internet dating for the first time only a few weeks ago? Success?

Six Feet Under has the best ending of anything ever. I still tear up whenever I watch it. This was the first TV show I started watching when I moved off to university and could finally watch whatever I wanted whenever I wanted on television, and the last season ended just under a year later. It will forever hold a special place in my heart.

Fair enough, but you're not going to masturbate to A Fish Called Wanda. Well... I'm assuming. I agree that River God is a great novel, by the way.

To be fair, though, ReZ's friends are probably all used to bad and tasteless jokes by now.

If she really loved you, she would have given you another copy of Little King's Story.

Haha, you're evil, ReZ. I bet that wasn't even an accident.

Is this a desert on an island (that'd be kind of weird) or are we on an island in an oasis or something? Being stuck on an island would be a great opportunity for some personal time, but it would have to be a really great porno not to get dull before you're rescued.

I'm fascinated by these new members with weird names and obvious spam in their signatures. They can't be spam bots, can they? Their posts almost make sense and are usually somewhat related to the threads they are posted in. They have to be real people, right? I picture people akin to Chinese gold farmers who are paid to register on various forums and make a few posts that hopefully won't be immediately deleted because it's not quite as obvious that they're spam. I wonder if there's much money in that.

I'm sure the tomato didn't catch the sexual innuendo.

I seriously thought this was about a movie called Sauce Code - and couldn't understand why someone would name their movie that - until I tried googling it. The image in the first post doesn't work, by the way.

Your boyfriend will have made a powerful enemy once ReZ reads this.

What a terrible week television-wise. Of the shows I watch, only seven have aired/will air this week. And that's counting the shows that aired in the US on Sunday.

25 is Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master.