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Happy birthday. I'm not going to be lame like these other guys.

Automatically disqualified: any non-gameplay trailer. No? Never mind, then.

Oh God. Let's all discuss where we're pre-ordering the game and for how much. Please.

He obviously wasn't aware of how this particular orphanage operates.

This was my brother's main gripe with the game when he played the leaked version. From what I've heard, it was still an issue when the game was released, but the patch fixed it (or I think it's still there, but it's negligible now).

I'm not sure how burning down the orphanage would help him find Quinc. I don't think Zodiac Jack really thought it through.

They're all bad. I don't discriminate.

I loved No Hotlinking Please. It's our generation's Citizen Kane.

It's a mine.

I always thought Bascraft was known for drooling over Japanese culture girls? Not someone I'd ever take seriously as a journalist, at any rate.

Haha, "past Band Camp." Suuure.

Just because you enjoy them doesn't mean they're good.

I want it now for free.

Except you said you got the evil ending, which means you had to have played a majority of the game as a bad guy. Unless you think killing civilians and wreaking havoc constitutes as 'good'. Or unless you were just confused and when you said that you "suddenly turned evil" at the end, you actually got the good ending without realizing it. But yeah, the moral choices were embarrassing.

Thanks, Hamish. Now I won't be able to play the game without his lips bugging me.

My condolences, Ganepark.

Serebii doesn't need online dating because he's so successful at meeting girls in real life.

No more slow?

Gameloft has always struck me as a developer that makes sort-of-okay games on a platform that doesn't have a lot of those particular types of games. So they release a Zelda rip-off or a Call of Duty rip-off on a platform that doesn't have Zelda or Call of Duty* and people eat that stuff up because there's nothing better out there on that particular platform. It's why people were so excited about The Conduit. *According to Wikipedia there's a zombie Call of Duty for iOS, but that's not really the same thing.

If you ever decide to give online dating a shot, make sure to put that you're a tyrannical despot on your profile.

That's a bit of a turn-off, admittedly. Don't show them that. 4) Her boyfriend stabs his eye out and forces him to eat it. I thought that was the concern here.

So basically what you're saying is that you're only playing it because it's popular?

Stop worrying so much or embrace your singleness already. At least you're not playing Magic the Gathering.

If I gave up on every game that didn't immediately grab me within the first thirty minutes, I would have missed out on a lot of great games. That said, I'm not sure what you're doing playing Deus Ex if you don't like stealth.

Have you tried installing it? That usually helps with crashing issues.